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One look at those round things and I know they're stuffed! No need to tell! Hahaha. In fact, they DON'T LOOK GOOD AT ALL do they? Looking very artificial...looking very plastic! Probably feel like a water balloon too!

If I am there in Pornhub Casino...I'll probably be too busy looking...no time for gambling! Hahaha. But I won't be looking at those pporn stars for too long...no, not me...I'll be wondering "are those real or plastic?!" I want to see REAL ones, not STUFFED ones! hahaha. Well...after spending several hours of gazing and staring and wondering... I'll then go over and take a seat infront of a slot machine...where no pporn star can distract my playing! Hmmm...but that sweet young beee-you-tiful thing, dressed in satin red, seating a few seats away from me, will definitely get much more stares and gazes from me than the pporn stars!

Back in those days when I was practically hunting for anything free, those 'play for 1 hour' gimmicks were my favourites! Wherever there was a 'play for 1 hour' offer, I had played it...at least once. Just like Honestdude said, I too would restart the 1 hour play as many times as I could. Yeah...you can only find those gimmicks at Microgaming casinos! I had played hundreds of those offers in those days. Malibu Casino offered a 24 hour play period...I played that too...a few times, using different IDs of course, hahaha. And what's the BEST PART OF IT ALL??? I NEVER EVEN WON ONCE!!! Can you imagine that? And that's how I came to hate all MG casinos till now!

I can't play at BetAt...but I know where its at...hehehe. This bonus structure, similar to that already adopted by quite a number of casinos by now, definitely has its pros and cons. Playing with your real money first is excellent IF YOU CAN MAKE A QUICK WIN, without touching that bonus money...but nobody can really predict if you can win quickly, slowly, or not at all, so make sure you treat your Lady Luck right! Personally, I do like this bonus structure, to a certain extent. Have won this way a few times, but lost even more times. The remaining bonus money alone was just not enough to complete the wagering requirements most of the time! And this is where the casino wins. But comparatively, I prefer this way rather than the usual deposit+bonus turnover requirement. Wagering on Bonus alone fits in between the two, in the middle. But...if you want the best option...always play without bonuses...if you can afford it. Johnny is probably smiling away...and maybe a few more others too...don't we just ENVY these rich players?!

OMG!!! What a long one you've got there darling!!! Well...I would definitely prefer to party all night long every weekend, with no Monday blues or party hangovers... but me being me...I'll just carry on with no party every weekend, no party hangovers...just Monday blues! One all-night-long weekend party would be marvelous for me, 3 months, 4 months, doesn't matter!

Well...I've been living with my loneliness for years now...and doing quite okay... but I'll never be okay with long continuous stretches of bad luck...nobody can.

Hmmm...probably he wants to show you his 'dragon'?

Yes and No, my dear Sharon! Why? Mr Cashback, up to the end of 2015, was an unrivaled game for me, absolutely the number 1 game, even beating Dead or Alive! However, as I have mentioned in my other posts, either Playtech or the casinos have made 'silent' uninformed changes to the game, so much so that it is almost IMPOSSIBLE TO WIN now!!! I don't know if these changes are ONLY AFFECTING ME in particular, or it is affecting everyone else too, but I do know that other players could still win on the game. If so, then this is a blardy cruel and completely unethical move to curb my winnings on the game! I have not won a single game on it for the past several months!!! Great Blue is a great game when it pays, but killing when it doesn't, just as with other high variance games. In this sense, I would rate Safari Heat higher than Great Blue, due to the fantastic retriggers possible. You won't get many retriggers in Great Blue, probably 3 or 4 times at the most, as compared to the 20 retriggers you once got yourself, right Sharon darling?! In all my years of playing Playtech games, I have won many more times on Safari Heat than on Great Blue, both in terms of big wins and in Bonus features, which is what this article should be all about anyway...the BONUS FEATURES...not the highest win potential! If I were to rate games purely on their Bonus features alone, by the number of bonus games, retriggers and wins possible within 1000 or 2000 spins, then my list would be absolute DIFFERENT from the one shown! Don't hope to see Immortal Romance or Jack in the list! DOA will still be in but won't be at the top! Hahaha.

Birds on a wire hah? Hmmm... No worries...I'm gonna get those fat black birds on a few lines and make them other birds pay...zzzzzzttttttt.... Aaaand...by the way...I have some news for you mate... Firstly, thank you very much, money received...all of them...but not from them birds on a wire yet...hahaha Secondly, I tried creating new accounts at the following casinos but can't... 1. Prospect Hall Casino - Malaysia is restricted 2. Slot Fruity Casino - Malaysia is restricted 3. BetSafe Casino - Malaysia allowed but access to website now blocked 4. VideoSlots Casino - Malaysia allowed but access to website now blocked Thirdly, my accounts at these casinos are no longer accessible... 5 Casino Luck - access now blocked 6. Next Casino - access now blocked 7. Bet365 - access now blocked 8. JetBull - access now blocked More and more blockages are being put into place...WTF!!! P.S...forgot to mention...ALL RTG and RIVAL Casinos are also no longer accessible too! Can access website but cannot go any further...doom is pending no doubt!

Ooooh maaan...while you were busy hibernatin'...our darlin' packed her things and get goin'!!! But...she's still around here of course...and more fruitier than ever...woohooo! If you want all her fruits...go get her at Fruity Casa Casino!

Huh?! It's my turn again is it? Okaaay...you asked for it...hahaha... My mind is still in a daze...my body is still shaking...the music is making me go crazy... Would you rather listen to SHAKE IT OFF...or...CAKE BY THE OCEAN? No need to say...you can guess my answer...rightly or wrongly!

Move over TS darling...DNCE is in my mind for now... and making me move like you did before!

Aaaah...so sorry Guru mate! Yet another innocent sign of 'materialistic decay' this world is facing everyday! You gave me a foot...now I want a THIGH... After a thigh...I want...errr...errr...go figure! Hehehehe. Aaaah...I can smell something nice cooking in your kitchen (not mine )... Could it be Bird's Soup? Or Chicken Curry? Or maybe Roast Turkey???!!!

For me...it'll always be the Power of Fire! Its totally destructive if need be! Power of Ice is only temporary and non-destructive. No power no cool maaan! Be a dragon? Why the heck do I want to be a dragon? Can fly, can breathe fire, can scare girls...hahaha...but nothing beats HAVING A DRAGON!

To name the Top 8 slot games with the best Bonus Features is no ordinary easy task. Each of us have differing tastes and game preferences I have my preferences too, no doubt, and I'm in disagreement with a few of the selected choices, no doubt too...hahaha...but what the heck...you like what you like, I'll do the same! Those who know me well enough doesn't need to ask the whys of my disagreement...I have talked about this many many times already in my posts...all with reasons of course...so I won't need to go repeating myself all over again, right? If it's my list, Dolphin Reef and Safari Heat would DEFINITELY be in the Top 5! Most players don't or cannot play Playtech games, for one reason or another, but take it from me, these 2 games can beat Gonzo anytime!!!

Well...lets see now...Our Igor will be millions richer very soon... Askgamblers staff may get a pay rise soon too...I hope...if not...you all had better demand for it! So...what about us active members here...without us, what and where would Askgamblers be right? So...how about giving us a nice wager-free bonus or free spins in a casino somewhere... and all of us 'active members' can have a jolly good celebration as well! Woohooo! Hmmm...I would say...a conversion rate of 10 posts = $1 Bonus would be excellent, right guys and gals?!!! Whaaaat? Too much??? Oh geeees...make us an offer then!

Goooood evening Emina darlingator! It's really good to see you active again and still keeping strong...like I know you can...and will! Like I've said before darling...when it comes to deep depression and starting all over again coming back from hhell... probably no one else knows better than Afi himself! I'm now in my don't-know-how-many-times-already situation where I have to start all over again from scratch, from zero. Yet another painful road ahead...but what the heck...I've still got A HECK OF A FIGHT LEFT IN ME!!! (Sorry Rachel, I think I've still got more fight left in me than you...hahaha) So, whatever lies ahead of you darling...whatever is blocking your way...kick them all away and move on ahead!

Other members...please feel free to give your answers to Sharon's question...don't be shy shy now! For me...sorry...I cannot wait...so I'll go first...others, please RUMBA behind me like a choo-choo-train! "I believe I can fly...I believe I can touch the sky"... sorry mate...but no can do! But I just wanna fly like you too! Wish WonderWoman would swoop down, grab me by my...errr...body...and take me flying with her!

Good question there Gabriel. Aaaah...mind reading...all the secrets that I can know from anyone's mind...the good, the bad and the ugly... Aaaargh...but the ugly ones...that would affect my sensibility deeply...might even be horribly terrifying! Invisibility...oooh boooy...the things I could do if I'm invisible! Always wanted to be like The Invisible Man...but in my honest naughty ways of course...nothing criminal... well...almost, I guess...if I can keep my hands to myself...and my other things too!!!

Aaaargh! You get to rest in peace faster too! Time goes slowly for me pleeeeese! Hehehe. OMG! That's a blardy long 'would you rather' choice, mate...you just made time go slow! Somebody else better answer your choice...hehehe.

Ah-hah! The Iceman who disappeared without any explanation Is suddenly back after a pretty long hibernation And straight away poses a strange and unique equation But I must agree...there is no need to ask any question! Welcome back Icy mate!

OMG! OMG! Now Now I'm I'm seeing seeing twins twins of of everything everything...ooh ooh boy boy! Are Are you you seeing seeing twins twins too too??!! Well done and congrats Blondie darling!

Let me translate that... VA VA VOOM!

For me, I would love to explore the deepest oceans first, then explore the other planets... and maybe make lots of new alien friends! Back to the Future...or Back to the Future Past? I'll leave that for Michael Fox to answer! For me...it must be the PAST! I want to start all over again...and do all the crazy things I had missed!!! Would you rather make time go SLOW...or go FAST?

Hmmmm...I can imagine the two of you together playing at Pornhub Casino... with PUH-lenty of surprises and deviations along the way, I would say!