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11) If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? A test ical???!!! 12) Would you go the extra mile for someone if it means physically walking an extra mile? Hmm, for $10 extra a mile, I would! 13) Why do you have 2 sets of teeth, but unlimited toe nails? Unlimited toenails? But I've got only 10!!! How many have you got??? 14) Is marriage just a reversing restraining order? Yep! To restrain you from going back and disturbing your best friend's wife! 15 )Is the worst part about a shark eating your legs off, is realizing that you left your wallet in your pants? Nope! I'm more worried if that blardy shark ate my third leg!!! 16 ) Is it true, the closer you are at running out of toilet paper, the better you are at Origami? Origami? Bring me a Japanese girlfriend and I'll let you know the answer. Oh blimey! 17) Have you ever wondered how much money you would have if you never ever tipped in a restaurant? Whaaat? I can never tip any restaurant. I ain't SUPERMAN! I can't even tip my car! Like in tip it sideways... 18) Name the 2 things you should eat at all. That's easy...FOOD and FRUITS. 19) If an Athlete can get athletes foot, and a tennis player can get tennis elbow, why is it that female wrestlers suffer from camel toe? Because they usually wrestle on their backs, or on their knees, hardly ever on their toes, except occasionally! 20) Do you think people who don't have any addictions are just people who are addicted to having no addictions? Whaaat? Then why are they always chewing on chewing gum, or candy, or sweets, or even chewing on their fingernails??? 21) If there were a breakfast War, do you think the french toast would surrender to the English muffin? The French Toast, the English Muffin would both surrender to my local hot and spicy 'Nasi Lemak'! 22) Do you believe god gave us shins so we can find furniture in the dark? Why? What's wrong with your house lights? You didn't pay your bills hah! 23) Are you aware that Usain Bolt spend his entire life training and preparing for 114 seconds he spend on races winning Olympic gold medals? Oh geees...an entire lifetime training for just 114 seconds of PLEASURE? I can do better than that!!! 24) How many times a day do you forget to spell a word, so you change the entire sentence so you don't have to use that word? That is inexplica...err...unexplana...err...what was the question again? 25) And if Women aren't meant to bake, why do you have milk and eggs inside of them? Whaaat? They already have all of that in them naturally, so why need to bake?!

Darliiiiing...e-wallets are still not accepted for the bonuses. Our friend Petar here said we can use any other available method. BUT PETO...I DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER METHOD TO USE!!!

Or...he still doesn't know the answer to a lot of questions!

The win divide by 10 hah? Can that win be divided by 11 instead? You can take the 10, I'll take the 11th share!

Shafiek mate...you ask TOO MANY QUESTIONS!!!

I await this new game for a good test run in the fun mode...as usual...hahaha.

Well, the truth is...the boss was sending the prostitute home, when his car suddenly 'broke down' in the middle of nowhere, it was dark and late at night, so the accident happened in the car!

Well, it looks like I won't be eating sleeping and betting here...

Whaaaaaat? Damn!!!

Wow! Fantastic win there mate. Congrats! Err...how much is that win in USD?

Well, as far as I can see, this babe is hard to give out her 'like's...

It is really strange how one game can be totally merciless to one player, yet can be quite generous to many others. Pimped is just one example. There are many other games that are like that. Starburst is one. Immortal Romance is yet another example. Even Dead Or Alive is such. No one game can be good for everybody!

Hajnrih mate, nice win there...but the win is only 60.75 EUR...and less than 100x.

You mean Number 2 mate...not Number 3. Not true also...there are many drunk drivers driving on the road still!

1) If ghost walks through walls, why don't they fall through the floor? Because ghosts don't walk...they float! 2) If bars can say no to drunk people, why can't McDonald's say no to fat people? Because fat people's money are still legitimate currency...and McD wants as much money as possible! 3)If you download music illegally in Jamaica, would that make you a pirate of the Caribbean? No, just a pirate to my eyes...and to the authorities too. 4) If a prostitute gets pregnant, is it considered a work related accident? No, it's called a prostitute's stupidity! 5)Do you think the CTRL + Z would be a good remake/rename for the morning after pill? No, what if you cannot control...or don't fall asleep?! 6)If a book about failures does not sell, is it considered a success? Yes, a success in being a failure! 7)Why is charlie short for Charles, when they both have the same amount of letters? Because Charlie can also be used to call any other guys, but not with Charles. 8)If your son becomes a priest, would you call him father? You have too, according to the Church rules. 9)Do you think the guy who invented the umbrella actually named it Brella? but he hesitated before saying it? Ummm...maybe. 10)When someone shouts STOP! What does your first instinct tell you? That its Hammer-time? That you do it in the name of love Or to Collaborate and listen STOP! Whaaat? I cannot understand you!

Yes, I still remember the case with QueenofGames. No need to dig further mate. What I'm saying is that any post made by a member should be counted as valid, regardless of in which thread that post was made, and including in the Chit Chat thread, and including 1-line sentences or 1-emoticon replies too, PROVIDED that the reply doesn't break any other ethical or forum rule, or be totally out of context.

Not for me now, Amy. My downloaded version of Playtech games are no longer like before! Every time I load the game up, it makes a separate connection to the casino's server first, making me wait and wait before I can play the game. But like I said before, maybe I'm the ONLY ONE AFFECTED by this, I cannot be sure, so much so, I hate having to wait for that second connection to be made first before I can begin my play. All jackpot games behave this way now for me, including many other games that are not connected to any jackpot prizes. I see this as a way of keeping track of my plays!!! Have you tried playing Pimped in fun mode? Then there's also Genie's Gems (that's the name, if I'm not mistaken), Lady of Fortune and a few others that are very loose in the fun mode.

Do you want answers to those questions mate?

Oh yes! I'm a fan too...albeit only a very small fan for now. Some of their games can be very good, especially PIMPED, which I'm getting to love more and more now, despite not getting any good big wins so far, but it's all just a matter time. One word of caution here...if anyone wants to play in their fun mode first, please be aware than the fun mode of Play'nGo games can be very very loose indeed, the total opposite of playing with real money! The Free Spins games can come very often, closely from one to the next, which isn't the case at all when playing with real money. Try playing PIMPED in the fun mode first, then play it in the real mode...then compare the big difference!

Well, after all the fuss about being 'active' in this forum, I personally think that any posts made by any member in any particular month should be regarded as valid, regardless of which thread those posts made were in, INCLUDING the Chit Chat thread! If posts made in the Chit Chat thread are not valid, then this should be clearly stated in the eligibility clause, and the Chit Chat thread SHOULD NOT BE INCLUDED IN THIS FORUM SECTION at all. That Chit Chat thread does have a valid function - a community function, for members to get to know one another, to talk freely on any subject matter, without being specific to any one topic, and for socialising within members. As far as I see it, any post made should be valid and be counted, as long as it is made in this forum section and not elsewhere. About 1-line sentences or replies, that would entirely depend on the context of that post. If I post just 1 emoticon in response to a post, would that reply be disregarded and counted as not valid at all? That would be most unfair indeed. Not all 1-line sentences are useless, or out of context, unless that reply was meant to be rude, degrading, humiliating, or simply being downright senseless or uncalled for.

The terms for the 200% deposit bonus isn't exciting at all! Bonus money is only given out gradually, at the rate of $10 bonus money for every 150 VIP points ($450 total bet)... so...to earn the full 200% bonus for a $20 deposit ($40 bonus), you need to place a total bet amount of $1800!!! That's BLARDY RIDICULOUS!!!

That looks good mate, but never forget that fun play isn't the same as real play. I've had a few Play'nGo games that plays beautifully in the fun mode, but plays horribly with real money! Almost all game provider games behave the same way, except that some games are more closer to the real money play than others. Which provider's games are not so hyped up? I cannot be sure or definitive for now. I haven't tried much of Endorphina, GameArt, iSoftbet, etc, etc, so nothing can be exhaustive.

Hehehe...but of course mate! Who would want to leave a gaping hole right in the center of the walkway, right? Any musician would be damn angry for such a stupid mistake! Hahaha.

For me. only one thing sticks in my mind... At certain casinos, or on certain games, or on certain game providers...you just cannot win, no matter how hard or how many times you try! Microgaming games have been a blardy good example for me, hence I always play their games in the fun mode first, to see if it can be any good for me. 99% of the time, Microgaming games simply will not let me win! No logical explanation for that. Probably it's all in 'nature's way' of having things set out and done. But then again, not many people would believe in this either.

Hmmm...maybe...considering that there are plenty of other spaces around the guitar to sit down and fish.