Let's have some chit chat :)

[helenakp]

Hey Mr.Guru how are,hope everything is ok 

[Fiekie247]

So this is how its going down in my hood in Cape Town

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-L1m6mc_4g

[ValDes]

So this is how its going down in my hood in Cape Town

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-L1m6mc_4g

 

Oh man, this ain't look like a neighborhood exactly, but more like a 'junglehood' to be honest... Sincerely hope the new place you are living in right now is much better. 

[ValDes]

Hey Mr.Guru how are,hope everything is ok 

 

Hey hey.

 

Yep, all good here I guess. You? 

[Afi4wins]

Looking at that video, I cannot figure out what was actually happening there...

all I could see are just some useless fighting, for what I don't really know...

but then again, that's how things can be when things do get out of order. 

[Fiekie247]

Some senseless Questions - Lets hear your answers

 

1) If ghost walks through walls, why don't they fall through the floor?

 

2) If bars can say no to drunk people, why can't McDonald's say no to fat people?

 

3)If you download music illegally in Jamaica, would that make you a pirate of the Caribbean?

 

4) If a prostitute gets pregnant, is it considered a work related accident?

 

5)Do you think the CTRL + Z would be a good remake/rename for the morning after pill?

 

6)If a book about failures does not sell, is it considered a success?

 

7)Why is charlie short for Charles, when they both have the same amount of letters?

 

8)If your son becomes a priest, would you call him father?

 

9)Do you think the guy who invented the umbrella actually named it Brella? but he hesitated before saying it?

 

10)When someone shouts STOP! What does your first instinct tell you? That its Hammer-time? That you do it in the name of love Or to Collaborate and listen?

 

 

If i get some responses, ill think of some more questions to post - Lets see if this can keep the thread going!

[Afi4wins]

Do you want answers to those questions mate? 

[Fiekie247]

Do you want answers to those questions mate? 

Sure

 it would be appreciated. Because some sounds true, even though it isn't.

[Afi4wins]

1) If ghost walks through walls, why don't they fall through the floor?

Because ghosts don't walk...they float!

 

2) If bars can say no to drunk people, why can't McDonald's say no to fat people?

Because fat people's money are still legitimate currency...and McD wants as much money as possible!

 

3)If you download music illegally in Jamaica, would that make you a pirate of the Caribbean?

No, just a pirate to my eyes...and to the authorities too.

 

4) If a prostitute gets pregnant, is it considered a work related accident?

No, it's called a prostitute's stupidity!

 

5)Do you think the CTRL + Z would be a good remake/rename for the morning after pill?

No, what if you cannot control...or don't fall asleep?!

 

6)If a book about failures does not sell, is it considered a success?

Yes, a success in being a failure!

 

7)Why is charlie short for Charles, when they both have the same amount of letters?

Because Charlie can also be used to call any other guys, but not with Charles.

 

8)If your son becomes a priest, would you call him father?

You have too, according to the Church rules.

 

9)Do you think the guy who invented the umbrella actually named it Brella? but he hesitated before saying it?

Ummm...maybe.

 

10)When someone shouts STOP! What does your first instinct tell you? That its Hammer-time? That you do it in the name of love Or to Collaborate and listen

STOP! Whaaat? I cannot understand you!

[Fiekie247]

 

1) If ghost walks through walls, why don't they fall through the floor?

Because ghosts don't walk...they float!

 

2) If bars can say no to drunk people, why can't McDonald's say no to fat people?

Because fat people's money are still legitimate currency...and McD wants as much money as possible!

 

3)If you download music illegally in Jamaica, would that make you a pirate of the Caribbean?

No, just a pirate to my eyes...and to the authorities too.

 

4) If a prostitute gets pregnant, is it considered a work related accident?

No, it's called a prostitute's stupidity!

 

5)Do you think the CTRL + Z would be a good remake/rename for the morning after pill?

No, what if you cannot control...or don't fall asleep?!

 

6)If a book about failures does not sell, is it considered a success?

Yes, a success in being a failure!

 

7)Why is charlie short for Charles, when they both have the same amount of letters?

Because Charlie can also be used to call any other guys, but not with Charles.

 

8)If your son becomes a priest, would you call him father?

You have too, according to the Church rules.

 

9)Do you think the guy who invented the umbrella actually named it Brella? but he hesitated before saying it?

Ummm...maybe.

 

10)When someone shouts STOP! What does your first instinct tell you? That its Hammer-time? That you do it in the name of love Or to Collaborate and listen

STOP! I cannot understand you!

 

Number 3, i would say because fat people can still drive... Drunk people can't...

[Afi4wins]

You mean Number 2 mate...not Number 3. 

 

Not true also...there are many drunk drivers driving on the road still! 

[Icymod]

 4) If a prostitute gets pregnant, is it considered a work related accident? 

 

 Is the accident getting pregnant or does she get compensation from her boss imao 

[Afi4wins]

 4) If a prostitute gets pregnant, is it considered a work related accident? 

 

 Is the accident getting pregnant or does she get compensation from her boss imao 

 

Well, the truth is...the boss was sending the prostitute home, when his car suddenly 'broke down' in the middle of nowhere, it was dark and late at night, so the accident happened in the car! 

[Fiekie247]

 4) If a prostitute gets pregnant, is it considered a work related accident? 

 

 Is the accident getting pregnant or does she get compensation from her boss imao 

 

 

Well, the truth is...the boss was sending the prostitute home, when his car suddenly 'broke down' in the middle of nowhere, it was dark and late at night, so the accident happened in the car! 

 

Well i guess she was one of the girls in the Play n Go slot PIMPED! LOL

 

More Q's

 

11) If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test?

 

12) Would you go the extra mile for someone if it means physically walking an extra mile?

 

13) Why do you have 2 sets of teeth, but unlimited toe nails?

 

14) Is marriage just a reversing restraining order?

 

15 )Is the worst part about a shark eating your legs off, is realizing that you left your wallet in your pants?

 

16 ) Is it true, the closer you are at running out of toilet paper, the better you are at Origami?

 

17) Have you ever wondered how much money you would have if you never ever tipped in a restaurant?

 

18) Name the 2 things you should eat at all.

 

19) If an Athlete can get athletes foot, and a tennis player can get tennis elbow, why is it that female wrestlers suffer from camel toe?

 

20) Do you think people who don't have any addictions are just people who are addicted to having no addictions?

 

21) If there were a breakfast war, do you think the french toast would surrender to the English muffin?

 

22) Do you believe god gave us shins so we can find furniture in the dark?

 

23) Are you aware that Usain Bolt spend his entire life training and preparing for 114 seconds he spend on races winning Olympic gold medals?

 

24) How many times a day do you forget to spell a word, so you change the entire sentence so you don't have to use that word?

 

And if Women aren't meant to bake, why do you have milk and eggs inside of them?

[Afi4wins]

Shafiek mate...you ask TOO MANY QUESTIONS!!! 

[Icymod]

I'm starting to believe our friend was either a teacher or a comedian!

 

If Fiekie247 is here........going to a bar, Again!

[Afi4wins]

I'm starting to believe our friend was either a teacher or a comedian!

 

If Fiekie247 is here........going to a bar, Again!

 

Or...he still doesn't know the answer to a lot of questions! 

[Afi4wins]

11) If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test?

A test ical???!!!   

 

12) Would you go the extra mile for someone if it means physically walking an extra mile?

Hmm, for $10 extra a mile, I would!   

 

13) Why do you have 2 sets of teeth, but unlimited toe nails?

Unlimited toenails?    But I've got only 10!!! How  many have you got???   

 

14) Is marriage just a reversing restraining order?

Yep! To restrain you from going back and disturbing your best friend's wife!

 

15 )Is the worst part about a shark eating your legs off, is realizing that you left your wallet in your pants?

Nope! I'm more worried if that blardy shark ate my third leg!!!   

 

16 ) Is it true, the closer you are at running out of toilet paper, the better you are at Origami?

Origami? Bring me a Japanese girlfriend and I'll let you know the answer. Oh blimey!

 

17) Have you ever wondered how much money you would have if you never ever tipped in a restaurant?

Whaaat? I can never tip any restaurant. I ain't SUPERMAN! I can't even tip my car! Like in tip it sideways...

 

18) Name the 2 things you should eat at all.

That's easy...FOOD and FRUITS.

 

19) If an Athlete can get athletes foot, and a tennis player can get tennis elbow, why is it that female wrestlers suffer from camel toe?

Because they usually wrestle on their backs, or on their knees, hardly ever on their toes, except occasionally!   

 

20) Do you think people who don't have any addictions are just people who are addicted to having no addictions?

Whaaat? Then why are they always chewing on chewing gum, or candy, or sweets, or even chewing on their fingernails??? 

 

21) If there were a breakfast War, do you think the french toast would surrender to the English muffin?

The French Toast, the English Muffin would both surrender to my local hot and spicy 'Nasi Lemak'!

 

22) Do you believe god gave us shins so we can find furniture in the dark?

Why? What's wrong with your house lights? You didn't pay your bills hah!

 

23) Are you aware that Usain Bolt spend his entire life training and preparing for 114 seconds he spend on races winning Olympic gold medals?

Oh geees...an entire lifetime training for just 114 seconds of PLEASURE? I can do better than that!!! 

 

24) How many times a day do you forget to spell a word, so you change the entire sentence so you don't have to use that word?

That is inexplica...err...unexplana...err...what was the question again?

 

25) And if Women aren't meant to bake, why do you have milk and eggs inside of them?

Whaaat? They already have all of that in them naturally, so why need to bake?! 

[Fiekie247]

 

11) If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test?

A test ical???!!!   

 

12) Would you go the extra mile for someone if it means physically walking an extra mile?

Hmm, for $10 extra a mile, I would!   

 

13) Why do you have 2 sets of teeth, but unlimited toe nails?

Unlimited toenails?    But I've got only 10!!! How  many have you got???  - I mean if you cut them they grow again. But if you take your teeth out, they not coming back again lol

 

14) Is marriage just a reversing restraining order?

Yep! To restrain you from going back and disturbing your best friend's wife!

 

15 )Is the worst part about a shark eating your legs off, is realizing that you left your wallet in your pants?

Nope! I'm more worried if that blardy shark ate my third leg!!!   

 

16 ) Is it true, the closer you are at running out of toilet paper, the better you are at Origami?

Origami? Bring me a Japanese girlfriend and I'll let you know the answer. Oh blimey!

 

17) Have you ever wondered how much money you would have if you never ever tipped in a restaurant?

Whaaat? I can never tip any restaurant. I ain't SUPERMAN! I can't even tip my car! Like in tip it sideways...

 

18) Name the 2 things you should eat at all. - This should be SHOULDN'T - The answer is number 1 and number 2.

That's easy...FOOD and FRUITS.

 

19) If an Athlete can get athletes foot, and a tennis player can get tennis elbow, why is it that female wrestlers suffer from camel toe?

Because they usually wrestle on their backs, or on their knees, hardly ever on their toes, except occasionally!   

 

20) Do you think people who don't have any addictions are just people who are addicted to having no addictions?

Whaaat? Then why are they always chewing on chewing gum, or candy, or sweets, or even chewing on their fingernails??? 

 

21) If there were a breakfast War, do you think the french toast would surrender to the English muffin?

The French Toast, the English Muffin would both surrender to my local hot and spicy 'Nasi Lemak'!

 

22) Do you believe god gave us shins so we can find furniture in the dark?

Why? What's wrong with your house lights? You didn't pay your bills hah!

 

23) Are you aware that Usain Bolt spend his entire life training and preparing for 114 seconds he spend on races winning Olympic gold medals?

Oh geees...an entire lifetime training for just 114 seconds of PLEASURE? I can do better than that!!! 

 

24) How many times a day do you forget to spell a word, so you change the entire sentence so you don't have to use that word?

That is inexplica...err...unexplana...err...what was the question again?

 

25) And if Women aren't meant to bake, why do you have milk and eggs inside of them?

Whaaat? They already have all of that in them naturally, so why need to bake?! 

 

[Afi4wins]

13). Of course I know that, mate! Hehehe.

I always give a witty answer to a silly question! 

Would you rather have unlimited sets of teeth but only 2 sets of toe nails?

That would even scare Dracula off...once the teeth gets very very long! 

 

18) Ah! Not my bad...yours! Hahaha. 

[Icymod]

A weird out of the blue question before I become immersed in Professor Fiekie247's questions.

 

If 4 old ladies had to fight each other, who'd win?

 

Minerva Mcgonagall (Witch from Harry Potter)

 

Aunt May from Spiderman (Peter Parker's Aunt)

 

M from Quantum of Solace

 

Betty White

 

Terms: No magic, umbrellas, gadgets, guns or frying pans

[Fiekie247]

Gotta Love this one - Life without ***** - Imagine this happening in today's life !!! lol

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7p39EyfQfI

[Icymod]

Nnnoooo.....please don't let it happen in this forum, I got matters happening already!

 

A lady saying "Do you want to have s e x?" My reply, "Does anyone have any grease?" Lol

 

The chick in the 2nd clip looked so fake in acting out her part.

[cocopop3011]

   How did we even get to this?

[Icymod]

   How did we even get to this?

Count backwards three posts starting from this one and you'll see a video!