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    catapultaudio

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    1. catapultaudio
      Himself, I can understand your frustration, but I think that Jonny has got himself a legitimate position here now, particularly now the thread title has been changed, which was one of the big issues at the other forum you mentioned. If the majority of members here WERE complaining, it is ValDes that they would be complaining to, therefore I think its safe to say Johnny is not doing annoying too many people here, and ValDes has already sorted out the misleading thread title. Johnny I am interested in WHY the name "PROVEN SYSTEM" is so important to you, also the capital letters?What is the significance? Not sure if it was here I mentioned, but I see what you are doing as being the "harm-reduction" approach to problem gambling. It's the methadone program of the gambling world, for those who are not ready to stop completely but would like to take charge of their addiction rather than it controlling them. It is an admirable persuit, so why not take it seriously? Why ruin the idea by insisting on giving it a name that gamblers will immediately associate with a betting system? Anyway, reading your posts, I think you did well to resist the temptation at the weekend. I still believe you have a serious problem that needs to be addressed, but going on your posts here, it seems your under no illusions about that fact. It would be nice to see you turn a profit this week, after falling flat last time. Nevertheless, if you do finish in profit, don't fool yourself that you can repeat it next week. You get lucky this time, others you don't - there is no style, no SYSTEM that will help to ensure a win. But you already iknow that, right?! One more thing. It's interesting to note how 'tedious' you find it, trying to work your way up to the thousands - you only seem to truly enjoy yourself when you are betting ultra-crazy amounts when you are a grand or more past your cash out point, and "going for the big one". Thats such a dangerous position to be in, but I genuinly envy how exciting it must be. It's not hard to see why it would be addictive!
    2. catapultaudio
      Luciana, the free spin is on a custom bet fair "super slot" an old school style 3 reel machine. According to the pay table 99 free spins are possible, anybody had that yet??? Katemak its highly likely the five euro bonus was something different, they take a long time yo credit the free spins, over 48 hours, so try the game again u might find the free spins
    3. catapultaudio
      My first bonus review: Coral 500percent upto £50 welcome bonus http://www.askgamblers.com/bonus/welcome/coral-casino-gbp50/#review-5418e21f70a0f85f2d8b4567 Enjoy
    4. catapultaudio
      Problem is Johnny, limiting yourself to four grand a month isn't having the addiction under control. It doesn't matter how bad you were before, thats a ***** of a gambling problem, its more than most people earn in a month. And though you keep telling yourself somehow you can come up with a strategy, or style, or some other BS, that will let you win, its not the case. You could easily lose the whole 4k every month for a year with your bet sizes. Your first post has a few bits of good advice for people in your situation, but the rest is garbage, and as I know you will never accept that or even discuss it in an intelligent way I'm gonna bow out of this thread right now - hopefully you will stop pushing this nonsense on every other thread you join now though and then as far as I'm concerned, theres no problem
    5. catapultaudio
      Johnny, do you understand the person who made you that "proven system" graphic was mocking you? It shows you running somebody over whilst playing your 3 iphones whilst driving. You can't think thats "cool" .. surely? Thats honestly not meant to be nasty just you keep using it and I can't quite understand it
    6. catapultaudio
      Hi Valdes, thank you very much for your feedback I will be sure to use both boxes from now on. More than happy to contribute some reviews on the casinos, games and bonuses I have a good knowledge of. You add up all of the suitable reviews and make a single payment once per month on the 10th is that correct? $5 per review seems really generous, I honestly cannot get my head around that lol ... How is it even possible?! I have written a bunch of stuff like this on other websites in the past just for fun?! Still I'll be sure to put my best efforts in here at AskGamblers with such a great incentive on offer.
    7. catapultaudio
      My first games review here at AskGamblers: Great Blue http://www.askgamblers.com/game/slots/great-blue-g2773#review-541709b170a0f83e608b456c Feedback appreciated, thx
    8. catapultaudio
      How about the two boxes for positive/negative comments, do people tend to use those? I have browsed many reviews and they mostly seem like just a single piece of text, and really I find it easier to just highlight the good and bad in the course of the review rather than seperating these things rigidly... I'm happy to do it the latter way if thats how things are done here of course, just the reviews don't appear to be written that way as far as I can see?
    9. catapultaudio
      Hi everyone! Have just spotted these topics and am intrigued. I'd love to share some of my experiences with you folks here and 5$ sounds like a lot of compensation for such a small task. I assume that only a very small number of these reviews are chosen to be 'published' each month then? Does 'published' refer to them being posted here at askgamblers or something more? Sorry if these are silly questions ! Note, I have made my first review here: Stan James Casino http://www.askgamblers.com/casino/stan-james-casino-review-r371#review-5416f13a70a0f86b608b456d I notice others do not have the #review- section on the end, and I cannot seem to find a way to post a link to my specific review. Is it acceptable then to just give the link to the casino here? IE: Stan James Casino http://www.askgamblers.com/casino/stan-james-casino-review-r371 Would be correct I guess? Thanks for the help, hope I can provide some useful contributions
    10. catapultaudio
      Fair enough Katemak, I understand your point and don't want to put a downer on the atmosphere here at your lovely forum, I'm still very new here afterall I've seen Johnny post that he didn't understand/know/agree with why he was banned though, so I figured I would try and explain, and hope he would understand. Anyway, Johnny you surely aren't suggesting there is any strategy to playing slots ? I guess you mean bankroll management strategy? There is little you can do other than hit spin and hope for the best, afterall I was wondering you often say you make these small deposits of say $250, but always seem to be betting huge amounts - do you start off that way ? I can't imagine you do as you insist you have your deposit limits set and it would be inevitable if, for example, you deposit $250 and immediately start at $10 per spin, you will go bust 9/10 times no matter which game you play - but I get the impression you do not like to bet small. Anyway I assume this will be part of PROVEN SYSTEM ?
    11. catapultaudio
      I can see why you might say that, but the fact is nobody over there wanted to be nasty to you, its just you post a lot of ridiculous theories as fact - despite the fact that its common knowledge what your saying is untrue. People are going to either a) suspect you must be trolling, after all nobody could be that stupid or try and set you straight for your own benefit, and for the benefit of anybody new to online gaming who might read your posts and be misinformed. My last post directed at you over there was on the day you were banned. It actually said, you would do well to remember the quit gambling forum is not a place to try and push your "proven system". I guess that was good advice, because you ignored it and were immediately banned. Fact is, I have nothing personal against you, I would like to see you learn some more about this hobby you enjoy so much, perhaps that way you will get REAL control of your addiction. I'm not holding my breath though - I fully expect you to continue ignoring the mechanics of online casinos, and everybody elses points of view here as you did over there. HOWEVER, I would love to be proved wrong.
    12. catapultaudio
      Hi Johnny, Surprised to see they let you back in here, hopefully you won't ***** it up as quick as you did your last chance over at CM. I see there have been some changes to PROVEN SYSTEM recently, you have put back your big launch several times now, is it ever going to happen? Sure am not the only one who can't wait to see if this whole thing is as bizarre and crazy as the rest of your theories with regards online casinos Anyway, best of luck. Your nothing if not entertaining.
    13. catapultaudio
      I haven't finished reading the thread yet, but as a scientist surely you should know that if you want people to take your claims seriously, you need to back it up with evidence, not just hearsay... your story wasn't even all that believable to me so unless you actually published your paper, I can't take you seriously.
    14. catapultaudio
      Heres another great one betting only 13p per spin, I was in the freespins round 8 spins with 15x multiplier and hit this badboy, the five of a kind is only the 9s (lowest paying symbol) but of course, at 15x that aint such a bad win, along with the four starfish, three turtles, and a 3-of-a-kind win on all the remaining lines multiplied by 15 for a cooooool 800x bet ... Sure this slot can suck your bankroll dry when its in a bad mood, but I still dump money into corals every day to play it because of the potential for a truly outrageous win one day, when I hit a full screen of wilds in the freespins .. I dont care if its 2x, 5x, 7x or 15x multiplier in all honesty, because if (and WHEN!! I hit that badboy its going to be many thousands of times bet ...!!
    15. catapultaudio
      Yeah I was actually playing with just £3 of comp points I cashed in and hit that a few spins in, the total is after the free spins too of course, but yeah it was defo a nice hit for 9p... I'm still playing a couple hundred spins on the game every day, determined to hit something over 2000x bet which I know is easily possible.. As your also a Great Blue fan I'll post a couple of my 'near misses' in your worst screenshots thread now, that have made me real sick !!
    16. catapultaudio
      One of mine from a few weeks ago, seems pretty rare - this is the only time I've seen it so far!
    17. catapultaudio
      As slotking briefly touched on, the playtech 'fun mode' actually generates its random numbers offline on your own computer as opposed to using a certified RNG from online, this can sway the results drastically either for or against you, but the fact is if they ain't taking your money it doesn't make much sense for you to be clogging up there server, even if that means the games dont accurately reflect their true 'for money' version.. its probably not right, but I can't imagine them changing it.
    18. catapultaudio
      Hi yapro! Yeah funnily enough thats the one - I'm a software developer/designer so claims of that sort intrigue me somewhat, so when he spoke of 'another forum' where it was already being discussed I just had to find it .. didn't take very long! Must say I love the layout and design you've got here, very clean, modern and well thought out - is Valdes the 'main man' (or woman? around here?
    19. catapultaudio
      Tom I think you have got confused somewhere. Live Dealer games are not an alternative to Real Time Gaming, it is a type of casino game, you could compare perhaps Live Dealer Blackjack to RNG Blackjack, or Live Dealer Roulette to the RNG/software roulette commonly found, there is no central 'Live Dealer Management', although there are many sites hiring this service from the same group of companies mostly located in Eastern Europe, but the fact players have no interaction with these companies is not important - the casino offering these games dictate the terms and conditions and rules of play whilst playing these games and whilst I have seen reports of people having some trouble when bets have gone missing in transit etc, even in that situation it is the casino you are playing at that will sort it all out, its not between you and the Live Dealer company they are using - if any - some have their own live dealer tables in house! All 'Live Dealer' means is that you will be interacting with real people and real cards, roulette wheels, and so forth, and any licensing issues for companies providing these services are between the casino offering the games and the company offering the service, and nothing for us players to worry about - as long as the casino you are playing at has a valid license from a reputable jurisdiction eg. Alderney, Isle of Man, you have nothing to worry about.
    20. catapultaudio
      Real Time Gaming most definitely are still accepting players from the USA and I believe it is actually the most platform over there at the moment, closely followed by Rival. Theres an amazing irony of course in the entire situation of citizens in the supposed land of freedom being blocked from this popular widespread recreational activity, supposedly for their own protection .. I find it absolutely outrageous and would campaign against it with all my strength if I lived in the USA. I worry about what effect the forthcoming industry regulation in the UK will do to our choices for online gambling, and whilst I know with absolute confidence we will keep many options for all of the best softwares at present, we must be vigilant - campaigns such as the one trying to get FOBT machines banned in bookmakers shops are gathering support and are VERY dangerous for our civil rights as people that enjoy gambling. If they manage to get those machines banned you can bet your last pound that the online casinos will become the next target, these people are convinced they know what is best for us more than we ourselves do.
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