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Ooops...forgot... You can call me "Ooiiii" too, but better use 'Afi' instead! I don't mind staring back at you if you're Kim Kardashian or someone hot like that, that would be worth it, that stare and admire, but to do that on another guy...sorry mate, I'm a straight guy...a blardy straight guy!!! Hahahaha.

Hi Brendan! A very good Sunday morning to you! You answer to 'goose', 'Oi' and 'hey you'? Hahahaha...I like that! I like anybody with a good sense of humour! I hate people who have their noses up to the sky, or people with cold hearts and mouths, and many other things too, hehehe. Many many years ago, I too answered to calls like "Ooiii"...but I always follow up with a strong sneering glaring stare back at them...then they would call me "hey mister" instead! Hahaha.

WHOOOPIE-DOO!!! That will be simply fantastic darling!!! I'll wait for it with EAGER anticipation!

Final call folks...so drink up and make your final order...please! Oops, sorry...I thought I was in a pub at closing time! Hahaha. But here are my final call reviews... Creature from the Black Lagoon http://www.askgamblers.com/game/slots/creature-from-the-black-lagoon-g4511 Cosmic Fortune http://www.askgamblers.com/progressive-slots/cosmic-fortune-netent-game-review/ Demolition Squad http://www.askgamblers.com/game/slots/demolition-squad-g4145 Ghost Pirates (NetEnt) http://www.askgamblers.com/game/slots/ghost-pirates-g3088 Mega Fortune http://www.askgamblers.com/game/slots/mega-fortune-g3092 Piggy Riches http://www.askgamblers.com/game/slots/piggy-riches-g3285 Spinata Grande http://www.askgamblers.com/video-slots/spinata-grande-netent-game-review/ Subtopia http://www.askgamblers.com/game/slots/subtopia-g4035 Tornado Farm Escape http://www.askgamblers.com/video-slots/tornado-farm-escape-netent-game-review/ The Wish Master http://www.askgamblers.com/video-slots/the-wish-master-game-review/#review-5724a2597528f7c82b8b460e Wild Rockets http://www.askgamblers.com/video-slots/wild-rockets-netent-game-review/#review-5724bf4d7528f707d78b456e Zombies http://www.askgamblers.com/game/slots/zombies-g4194#review-5724cf657528f7b9878b461c

Hmmm...if only you can air-freight some to me darling...that would be so so nice!

Thank you darling!

Emina darling, I think we can close this 7 Sultans case, without needing to go any further. QueenofGames has already realised where she went wrong and admitted it. I think she will be more careful the next time.

Hmmm...that I do all the time!

Bye?! DANG!!! Must be too hot to handle here then!

Smoke coming out from your head? Oh geees...now that is strange! What you were doing last night? What your hobby is? And so on? Oh geees...if they are natural things...yes...I would like to know them. If they are too hot to handle here...hmmm...better not tell! Hehehe.

So, did you make a win in the end? Is smoke still coming out of your ears now, darling?

Aaaaaah...thank you my Guru!

Hi Rouletteman. Yes indeed, truly amazing support from any casino! But then again, it's from our very own amazing Jelena, a former administrator here at Askgamblers!

Finished smoking a cigarette? Oh geees! But it's my turn now....I just lighted one...but no smoke is coming out of my ears though...

Good gaaawd! And I was wondering from my mailbox what the heck is it that this QueenofGames darling of mine finally finished?! Finished sewing?...finished eating?...finished...errr...whatever...?...made me wonder!

Oooops...pardon my manners please... Congrats and well done Nicole dar...dar...errr...dear!

Aaaah...now that I'm back on my feet...OMG...you won 3425 euros and 7980 euros on Dead or Alive? Oh-oh...I think I'm going to pass out yet again!!! Somebody get me a glass of water quick...or BETTER STILL...give me a CPR quick...

Not to forget...well done too Sharon darling...looks like the old man likes you! And well done everybody else too.

OOOH MYYY BAR BAR BLACK SHEEEEEEP!!! That's a wonderful wunderBAR win Rainie darling! Wish I could get one of those too... Congrats and well done darling. Yep, who else could get all those OUTLAWS and put them behind BARS, right?!

Oh geeees...I'm late again...but... "So doctor, how's everything?" "Oh, not to worry...you'll be okay soon enough" "Hmmm, that's good...but was wrong with me?" "Oh, just an acute case of sudden dehydration!" "Sudden case of dehydration? But I haven't done any hard exercises or lots of sweating either?" "Perhaps not...but you had a severe case of saliva dehydration...too much drooooling!!!"

you're welcomed mate!

One more blardy nasty rule that WORKS PURELY FOR THE CASINOS!!! Just as for that blardy phrase 'any malfunction voids all wins'! Everything has been laid out for the casino's benefit...what about for us players???!!! Just as with all legally binding contracts too...the owner is always on the winning side!

Ooops...sorry...coming back to your question, darling... How many casinos have I registered at so far? Almost all of MG, RIVAL, RTG and TOPGAME casinos...and PLAYTECH casinos of course... literally wherever I was allowed to sign up... plus many more current ones...both active and inactive... so the total number of casinos is...hmmm...pay me a fee and I'll count every one of them!

Any casino that charges a fee for an account with a zero balance is TOTALLY NUTS!!! Cannot be trusted! A fee can only be charged on any account that has some balance in it, which would require the casino's system to keep track of it over the years, so a fee becomes chargeable. Trying to charge a fee on a zero balance account is totally Bull Sh*t!!! Only Credit Card and E-Wallets providers can charge fees for dormant accounts, with or without balance in them. If any casino wants to charge you a fee for your dormant account, you can either ignore them (not a wise solution), or you can immediately request for a permanent closure of your account (best solution), or you can do what I would do...write them a BLARDY NASTY EMAIL, F*CK THEM UP REAL GOOD, and REQUEST FOR IMMEDIATE CLOSURE!!! I've tried closing my accounts at many casinos...MG, RIVAL, RTG, TOPGAME...but those idiots just won't close them! Luckily none of them dare to charge me any fee...or else!!! Hahaha. Skrill did...just once...and I immediately closed it! Hahaha.

Woof woof...saw-gyeee...woof woof