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Damn! Do they have a Sherman tank there? Or one of the newer ones? I'd LOVE to get inside one of these monsters!

Would you believe it if I say I missed it 2 TIMES in a row!!! 1st time was with $0.50 bet...also missed by 1 ***** silver helmet! The 2nd time, still in the same game, I was playing with $3 bets because I had just made a good win in the free spins...and this is the one you can see in the screenie. Then I started thinking...WTF...if $3 bet is still a blardy close miss, maybe I should start playing with $4 or $5 bets... I did...the next bonus game came...got all bronze helmets...aaaaargh...my plans backfired on me! Hahaha. Anyway...I was playing with a huge bonus at that time...so a cashout wasn't there at all... but it kept me playing for a day or two more. All this happened after I made that $4,500 withdrawal at Grand Reef Casino...and just 1 day after too! Sigh!

So you visited an army museum...and met up with your brother too...coooool!

Wooooo...that would be super nice! Alternatively, you can settle for 100 free spins...of the stirrer in the cooking pot...

Playing at 2.50 bets? Hehehe...nice gamble there darling!

GREAT! Don't eat without me...now where's that transporter creature from X-Men when I need him...

M = Mr Cashback ...who else?!

Holy Sh*****t! You've just sucked a good deal of blood from Tivoli darling!

Dessert?... ...after my dinner?... ... whooopieee...that would be MARVELo...heeeey...what dessert are you talking about here???!!!

What's that switting? That's what you get when your tongue goes curling... that's what you get the letters t-w-i and s goes scrambling... t-w-i-s-t-ting becoming s-w-i-t-ting...get it darling?!

Yucks! The sound of that name doesn't thrill me at all...although it doesn't twist my tongue that badly!

Nice...very nice...of our Guru...focussing on all of us and how we feel. Geeeees...feel...I'm feeling hungry...how about getting dinner for me mate? Whaaaaat? Not that kind of feel? Geeeees...

Played at Vinnarum or Sverigecronan casino??? No...I have not...I don't intend to...but I do intend to sue you... for switting...I mean...tsiwting...noooo...I mean...twisting...my tongue by those names!!!

Oh geeeees...this Helena lady...she wants to go for 150...when I said it's worth 200 easily...

No...don't settle for just 100 free spins darling... that tee-shirt + postage cost is worth more than 200 - 300 free spins!!!

Hmmmm...I guess I can accept our Guru going off for a few days... any more days longer and I'll have to ask Sharon to put chains and lock to our guru's feet!

Well...this is not another elusive story like my 'Lady In Red' story... but it has the same intention of eluding anyone's first impression on the story...hahahaha. Did I break anything? Did I break my 'darling in red' laptop? Ooooooh noooooo...no way Jose...I may be utterly disappointed...I may be utterly angry...but my darling stays with me!!!

GEEEEES! You never stop to amaze me with your FREE winnings!

Aaaaah...thank you mate! No wonder we can become forum soulmate...we have almost identical minds! Hahaha.

The worst miss I have ever met... Aaaaaaaargh....my 1 million dollars...missed by 1 blardy SILVER helmet!!!

" Pardon me miss...but...AAAAAARGH...you're simply the worst!!! " Oh geeees! Oh daaaaamn! Which nice beautiful ssexyy miss could ever do that to me...or to anyone else??? Everything was going smoothly and getting along nicely...then she suddenly dropped a BOMB unto me... AAAAARGH!!! Luckily it wasn't a real bomb...it was just a STINK BOMB...one that could make you, me and anybody else puke in disgust! Okaaay...okaaay...enough of the expletives and whatnots... This is a REAL EVENT...one that happened to me some time back...mmmm...about 1 month or so ago, to be precise. Oh heck...I could tell this story in the Chit-Chat thread...but that wouldn't give the impact of what I have just said. What impact? The impact of how one beautiful ssexyy MISS can be so AAAAARGH...sorry...no words to describe her! Daaaaang! Which miss? What happened? Tell us more! Tell us more! Do you really wanna know? Do you really wanna know what had happened to me on that fateful day? YES!!!...YES!!!... Aaaah...I knew I could grab your interest and your attention...hehehe! Okaaaay...okaaay...the answer is all apparent in the next message...below...

YAAAAAAY!! Good to have you back darling!

Heeey...welcome safely back Sharon darling!

Usually, when such an error occurs, it means that the internet connection was interrupted or got disconnected, causing the game to hang and an onscreen message to pop-up telling you to restart the game...or a message saying 'This game is currently not available. Please try again later.' Such errors are a real nuisance but seem to be quite common if the internet connection isn't a strong reliable one. Mine is just that...it's not strong and not stable at times...it's a mobile broadband...and I tend to get such errors whenever the connection become unstable. If the game session actually gets reset or whatnot...I cannot say for certain...but one thing is for sure...'any malfunction VOIDS all winnings...'!!! This is one blardy term that gives a huge safety blanket to any casino that uses this phrase! Any player can lose a jackpot win if a malfunction occurs just as the player hits the jackpot! Even if it involves millions of dollars! Another oddity...usually, when such an error had occurred, the game would go back to EXACTLY as it was just before the error, with all the game settings and money balance restored as it was. However, at certain times, with certain games, this DOES NOT ALWAYS HAPPEN AS IT SHOULD BE! Jack and the Beanstalk did this to me a few times...making me lose the 3rd appearing harp...and any other harps that could have appeared in the remaining free spins! When the error occurred, I reloaded the game, the screen came back to where it was before...BUT THE 3rd APPEARING HARP WAS GONE...and NO OTHER HARP APPEARED till the end of the free spins!!! This should never be the case...that 3rd harp should reappear when the game is restored back...but no...it just vanished! Worse still...absolutely no more harps for the remaining free spins! What am I to think of such a blardy event? Just a normal malfunction? It wasn't...because the game wasn't restored back to 100% as before the error. I can't fight for the lost harp/harps in the game because...malfunction voids any winnings! WTF!!! You would think this is just an exceptional error and could not happen again, right? WRONG! It happened again...in the same game...on some other day...and the harp did not reappear on the reels like it did just before the error occurred! Much later on...the same error...in the same game...for the 3rd time to me. That got me really mad with Jack and the Beanstalk and I immediate threw the game into my deep freezer...never to see the daylight ever again! That's ONE BLARDY GAME if you ask me!

For new gamblers, whatever strategy they put into use bears little or no functionality at all in trying to make a win. Why? Simply because new gamblers do not know what they are up against! It's like playing CHESS in a lot of ways. It's never like playing CHECKERS! Playing Chess requires DEEP KNOWLEDGE of the game, PLANNING each move of your pieces, ANTICIPATING your opponent's moves...and most importantly STRATEGIZING your gameplay with each and every step in the game!!! Do you know that chess experts already know which 'strategy' you are trying to use by the time you make your 2rd move? If you're an inexperienced chess player, he'll have you in CHECKMATE in just 6 moves! If you're an expert too, it'll take much longer for anyone to win, because the strategy in each move keeps changing all the time! Now this is what I call KNOWING YOUR OPPONENT! So...what has this got to do with playing slots? The answer is...EVERYTHING!!! When you play any slot game, you are actually playing a game of chess-alike. If you don't know the game, if you have no knowledge (experience) in the game, if you don't know what the game can do to you...you'd be in CHECKMATE in no time at all! But, of course, slots is NOT Chess, so some lucky winners do get away with sudden unexpected wins...all others...may win or lose depending on STRATEGY, SKILL & LUCK!!! When I say STRATEGY, I do not mean those 'strategies' provided in some games, as Rachel has so described. I don't believe in them and I'll never use them either. The strategy that I was referring to is YOUR OWN GAMEPLAY STRATEGY THROUGH KNOWLEDGE AND EXPERIENCE of the game you are playing! If you don't use this...or NEVER used it either...as some of us do...then winning is left PURELY TO LUCK...and that is like winning the lottery! So...if you're asking me "how to win???"... ...my answer is...KNOW YOUR OPPONENT FIRST! By this, I mean play the game, see how it behaves, know when it is eating time and when it is paying time...and also know when to anticipate a coming win or loss! Who says anything is easy??? Is it ever easy to become a Chess Expert???