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Oh geeeees...this Helena lady...she wants to go for 150...when I said it's worth 200 easily...

No...don't settle for just 100 free spins darling... that tee-shirt + postage cost is worth more than 200 - 300 free spins!!!

Hmmmm...I guess I can accept our Guru going off for a few days... any more days longer and I'll have to ask Sharon to put chains and lock to our guru's feet!

Well...this is not another elusive story like my 'Lady In Red' story... but it has the same intention of eluding anyone's first impression on the story...hahahaha. Did I break anything? Did I break my 'darling in red' laptop? Ooooooh noooooo...no way Jose...I may be utterly disappointed...I may be utterly angry...but my darling stays with me!!!

GEEEEES! You never stop to amaze me with your FREE winnings!

Aaaaah...thank you mate! No wonder we can become forum soulmate...we have almost identical minds! Hahaha.

The worst miss I have ever met... Aaaaaaaargh....my 1 million dollars...missed by 1 blardy SILVER helmet!!!

" Pardon me miss...but...AAAAAARGH...you're simply the worst!!! " Oh geeees! Oh daaaaamn! Which nice beautiful ssexyy miss could ever do that to me...or to anyone else??? Everything was going smoothly and getting along nicely...then she suddenly dropped a BOMB unto me... AAAAARGH!!! Luckily it wasn't a real bomb...it was just a STINK BOMB...one that could make you, me and anybody else puke in disgust! Okaaay...okaaay...enough of the expletives and whatnots... This is a REAL EVENT...one that happened to me some time back...mmmm...about 1 month or so ago, to be precise. Oh heck...I could tell this story in the Chit-Chat thread...but that wouldn't give the impact of what I have just said. What impact? The impact of how one beautiful ssexyy MISS can be so AAAAARGH...sorry...no words to describe her! Daaaaang! Which miss? What happened? Tell us more! Tell us more! Do you really wanna know? Do you really wanna know what had happened to me on that fateful day? YES!!!...YES!!!... Aaaah...I knew I could grab your interest and your attention...hehehe! Okaaaay...okaaay...the answer is all apparent in the next message...below...

YAAAAAAY!! Good to have you back darling!

Heeey...welcome safely back Sharon darling!

Usually, when such an error occurs, it means that the internet connection was interrupted or got disconnected, causing the game to hang and an onscreen message to pop-up telling you to restart the game...or a message saying 'This game is currently not available. Please try again later.' Such errors are a real nuisance but seem to be quite common if the internet connection isn't a strong reliable one. Mine is just that...it's not strong and not stable at times...it's a mobile broadband...and I tend to get such errors whenever the connection become unstable. If the game session actually gets reset or whatnot...I cannot say for certain...but one thing is for sure...'any malfunction VOIDS all winnings...'!!! This is one blardy term that gives a huge safety blanket to any casino that uses this phrase! Any player can lose a jackpot win if a malfunction occurs just as the player hits the jackpot! Even if it involves millions of dollars! Another oddity...usually, when such an error had occurred, the game would go back to EXACTLY as it was just before the error, with all the game settings and money balance restored as it was. However, at certain times, with certain games, this DOES NOT ALWAYS HAPPEN AS IT SHOULD BE! Jack and the Beanstalk did this to me a few times...making me lose the 3rd appearing harp...and any other harps that could have appeared in the remaining free spins! When the error occurred, I reloaded the game, the screen came back to where it was before...BUT THE 3rd APPEARING HARP WAS GONE...and NO OTHER HARP APPEARED till the end of the free spins!!! This should never be the case...that 3rd harp should reappear when the game is restored back...but no...it just vanished! Worse still...absolutely no more harps for the remaining free spins! What am I to think of such a blardy event? Just a normal malfunction? It wasn't...because the game wasn't restored back to 100% as before the error. I can't fight for the lost harp/harps in the game because...malfunction voids any winnings! WTF!!! You would think this is just an exceptional error and could not happen again, right? WRONG! It happened again...in the same game...on some other day...and the harp did not reappear on the reels like it did just before the error occurred! Much later on...the same error...in the same game...for the 3rd time to me. That got me really mad with Jack and the Beanstalk and I immediate threw the game into my deep freezer...never to see the daylight ever again! That's ONE BLARDY GAME if you ask me!

For new gamblers, whatever strategy they put into use bears little or no functionality at all in trying to make a win. Why? Simply because new gamblers do not know what they are up against! It's like playing CHESS in a lot of ways. It's never like playing CHECKERS! Playing Chess requires DEEP KNOWLEDGE of the game, PLANNING each move of your pieces, ANTICIPATING your opponent's moves...and most importantly STRATEGIZING your gameplay with each and every step in the game!!! Do you know that chess experts already know which 'strategy' you are trying to use by the time you make your 2rd move? If you're an inexperienced chess player, he'll have you in CHECKMATE in just 6 moves! If you're an expert too, it'll take much longer for anyone to win, because the strategy in each move keeps changing all the time! Now this is what I call KNOWING YOUR OPPONENT! So...what has this got to do with playing slots? The answer is...EVERYTHING!!! When you play any slot game, you are actually playing a game of chess-alike. If you don't know the game, if you have no knowledge (experience) in the game, if you don't know what the game can do to you...you'd be in CHECKMATE in no time at all! But, of course, slots is NOT Chess, so some lucky winners do get away with sudden unexpected wins...all others...may win or lose depending on STRATEGY, SKILL & LUCK!!! When I say STRATEGY, I do not mean those 'strategies' provided in some games, as Rachel has so described. I don't believe in them and I'll never use them either. The strategy that I was referring to is YOUR OWN GAMEPLAY STRATEGY THROUGH KNOWLEDGE AND EXPERIENCE of the game you are playing! If you don't use this...or NEVER used it either...as some of us do...then winning is left PURELY TO LUCK...and that is like winning the lottery! So...if you're asking me "how to win???"... ...my answer is...KNOW YOUR OPPONENT FIRST! By this, I mean play the game, see how it behaves, know when it is eating time and when it is paying time...and also know when to anticipate a coming win or loss! Who says anything is easy??? Is it ever easy to become a Chess Expert???

If you're not familiar with Playtech games, then I suggest you play in the fun mode first and try out as many games as you can. Then you choose a few that you like. My favourite Playtech games may not be anybody else favourite, because each individual has different taste and likes. My top 3 games are Mr Cashback, Dolphin Reef and Safari Heat. You may like Marvel Superhero games like Spiderman, X-Men, Fantastic 4, Hulk...etc...etc. Too many varieties to list out...so try them one by one Sorenjo. Take your time, don't rush...because you wouldn't know the real potential of the game if you just play it for 1 hour or so.

Geees Johnny...they actually give you wager-free bonuses??? Hmmm...shows how they appreciate your patronage...but only for huge depositors like yourself I guess. People like me...we can only get promotional free spins and bonuses. Naaah...I don't go around begging for wager-free bonuses...I know they won't give me... but I do ask around for 150% deposit bonuses at certain Playtech casinos...and nowhere else.

The same goes for me too! I have dropped Jack and the Beanstalk completely for more than 6 months now...2 or more harps can never come nowadays... but when 2 start appearing, I'll get an error message..."this game is currently not available"!!! WTF...few times already! Gonzo was getting awfully bad for me too...I have not touch the game for 2 months now...in deep freeze mode! Dead or Alive has been dead for me for 6 months now...next to be dropped into my deep freezer! Other NetEnt games? Only Creature from the Black Lagoon, Subtopia and Jack Hammer are alive...all others in the cold box too. Nothing like Playtech games I'm telling you...for the zillionth time!

DANG!!! LATE AS EVER... Anyway...have a nice and safe trip...don't be naughty along the way...and come back in one piece on Sunday!

Aaaaah...that my mate...is definitely one of their reasons for playing big. If I have 10 thousand in my Neteller...I certainly won't be playing with $1 bets...that's for SURE!!! Oh shucks...yes that's true...this I certainly had went through!!!

Just for 2??? I pity your son.... Just joking my dear!

AAAAARGH...what went blardy wrong with my post!!! I'll try and edit them now...geeees! DONE!!!

Heeey...nice topic this Johnny...and can be very useful too! I wish I can really contribute something here...but I can't at this moment...maybe later. Why? Because I had hardly played games from other providers except Playtech...until lately. NetEnt can be considered still new to me...but most of their new games can turn blardy. Microgaming was revived by Immortal Romance...but IR is now surrounded by a fence! Game of Thrones is still surviving...hopefully it will never make me start bleeding. Novomatic games were interesting in the beginning...until one day they left me screaming. RTG, Rival and some other software...played them before, play them again I hardly dare. Tens more of other game providers...never seen them, never played them, just like a curse! Aaaah...there you go mate...my entire gaming history in a short verse!

When you have lots of money to spend...you want to spend big in every sense. To these people, money is no object...but MORE MONEY is always their target. They don't want to win a thousand or two...I guess a win of 10 thousand will never do! So people like us, we bet with a dollar or less...we don't know the truth, big players get so depressed! So...you wanna have fun...OR...you wanna get depressed?

Oh! I know that song! It's called 'It ain't heavy, their my kids'...!!!

That's my man!

You've got a deal mate! And better make that a female translator...more fun...hahaha.

Geeees maan! All the unknown marvels of nature...only now I'm seeing them! And the historical videos are stunning too. Raptor my man, you have just opened a lost world to my eyes! Thank you so much once again!