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    cocopop3011

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    1. cocopop3011
      I know I know!
    2. cocopop3011
      I was walking down the street the other day when I saw my buddy Matt. I walked up to him and mentioned that I had the most bizarre dream the night before last. Matt listened intently as I told him that the dream consisted of one thing and one thing only. So I told him that all I had dreamt about was a huge glowing number "5." It was made of gold and sparkled with diamonds. Matt's curiosity was peaked. I went on to say that the first thing that I did in the morning was to grab the daily racing digest and look up the fifth race. Matt raised an eyebrow. So I told him that the #5 horse in the fifth race was named "The Fifth Element." Matt started grinning. Then I told Matt point-by-point what I did that day. - I ate five bowls of cereal for breakfast and drank five cups of coffee - I went for a five mile jog to clear my head - I took a five minute shower - I dressed in the fifth suit I found in my closet - I sat in my car for five minutes before starting it up - I drove to the racetrack and parked in the fifth stall in the fifth row - I entered through the fifth admissions gate - I bought five programs - I went to the fifth betting window and bet $555 on the fifth horse in the fifth race - I went and sat in the fifth row of the bleachers making sure there were five people sitting on either side of me. I settled in and waited for the race to start. "Well," said Matt. "Did the horse win?" I frowned at Matt and said, "Stupid horse came in fifth."
    3. cocopop3011
      This is one maybe I should learn from.... Be selective in your battles, sometimes peace is better than being right
    4. cocopop3011
      Good advice!
    5. cocopop3011
      Is this for all players Jay?
    6. cocopop3011
      I meant unusual as in ... Not many people's favourites! I like it..I've played it a few times but I've never had wins like you have. Maybe I should start playing it more
    7. cocopop3011
      An unusual favourite! Lovely win though well done! Afi don't tell me you are only just staring playing starburst forever?? Or did u just mean on that day?
    8. cocopop3011
      It's because I am right !
    9. cocopop3011
      Be yourself because an original is worth more than a copy
    10. cocopop3011
      "That rotten husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he lost the rent money playing poker," the housewife told a neighbor. "You didn't do it, did you?" "I have to admit I did -- though with certain misgivings, I might add. What I haven't done, though, is tell my husband the rent is now paid up for six months!"
    11. cocopop3011
      I'm still not convinced!
    12. cocopop3011
      I think we can agree to disagree on this one my friend!
    13. cocopop3011
      Tweak your way to the lemon tree!! Haha!
    14. cocopop3011
      Good luck x
    15. cocopop3011
      I've never been a fan of any of any of the untamed slots to be honest!
    16. cocopop3011
      Wow! A maximum cash out of £100 that is definitely a massive improvement! Shame it's only for new players!
    17. cocopop3011
      See a perfect example of how you should speak to Live Help! Thank you TRM!
    18. cocopop3011
      Tut tut! Being lazy Afi! Us women are very busy u know...we can't be making life too easy for you all!
    19. cocopop3011
      Are u thinking of joining the contest!?
    20. cocopop3011
    21. cocopop3011
      The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough. "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back." "You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "Let's see what you got." The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, "All right. Get in."
    22. cocopop3011
      I will do some of my digging and see what I can find out for you!
    23. cocopop3011
      Have u got to wager. 500 everyday or over the course of the three days?
    24. cocopop3011
      If you google forum emoticons you may be able to type some in ... I don't know
    25. cocopop3011
      Its definitely the other way around for me! I hardly ever used to win when playing bingo but I used to love the communities that come with it but then when I started playing slots there was no looking back!
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