Icymod

I'd suggest Microgaming if your deposit is $20 - $50. That way you can take up the freeplay offers, get the learning experience while having the $100+ "balance" to search through 300+ of their video slots and who knows, after spending down the wagers, you could get your first withdrawal. With her first withdrawal, she might pull out those hot screens we've been waiting.......her avatar shot, what are you talking about Icymod!?

Yeah, tell me about it! Everywhere we look, someone is starring at there phone in an office, walkway, subway. Sheesh, its like we need to trick everyone for some attention. Ooooo my goodness......Luciana's busy with other things, which are her priority, she's superwoman and she needs to recovery! How do we keep everything as it is! Someone invent a time machine so we never lose smartphones and tablets! Make more and more of them!! Alright, now I'll take up Valdes' offer about the ambulance! Someone take me to the hospital, I heard HOT traumatising news!

"Take revenge over your enemies", I'll pay the off topic jar if I could see that. Do it Sharon!

Yet she still wants the jar. Okay fine, we'll give Katemak the glass so she can fill it with her wins.

The other way would be based on what you bet. For example betting $0.50. 2 scatter symbols would pay either 1x or 2x of your bet. 3 scatters are self explanatory for they give out a feature so there won't be a way to miss it or perhaps they don't give a feature at all! Who am I kidding......the only way is to look at that paytable! These big gambling shoes are too large to fit my feet, where's the guru when we need a detailed explanation! (Cr*p, my posts are now 778, dang!) P.S. Someone's laughing at my answers

Your welcome pretty lady, I was trying to do both! Although, how can I refuse picking on Valdes' nerves It's like refusing for a chance on a good jackpot! Lol when did I go off topic by the way? With your comments catching my attention, I might have to do it every time!! How can we not like her!? She's so neat, angelic and sexy!! Her comments are always spicy! Or how about this, she's a beautiful temple.........we like to worship her! If you want me to describe Luciana as a gambling game than she would be the scratchcard.......Ooohhhh scratch and wwwiiinnn!!! Ohh baby I won $100!!! (Using mouse to scratch) Ohhh yeah a 3x multiplier!!!! $300!!! (Evil Vampire Cackling Laughter follows). She's cool yet she needs to be a bit more evil so that I'll be a happier member! One "EVIL" post Luciana, that's all it will take, on me, Valdes or for all the males in general, like you did with how "women have more balls than men" post. That was pretty ballsy of you! Anyway we all can bring that side "out" for you? For you sir Valdes, your a game of poker, while in a Texas hold em showdown my Jack High flush of spades is not enough to beat your full house, 10's full of Queens. In other words, I seem to tease you in small amounts spread out while you drop it all down in one big post after a limit (ie. Sharon's quiz). Gentle soul? Whatever do you mean? Lol, Hahaha I lost the topic of this thread already......what are we talking about again? (filling the jar, once full Katemak takes it away when I turned away from the jar) My fingers need to sleep right away Whooo, 777 posts!!!

Usually. Sometimes it doesn't. Easiest way is to play the game and see what symbols pay up without paylines. Laughing at your questions right now and liking each of your posts!

To name a person who places these bets, I think I might have an idea of whom I'm referring to about this............he likes fishing It's high for $10 a spin for slots unless if your highrolling or have a big enough balance to go through per spin. So much terror and wonder!

I'm not remembering if I posted here but if it's a favourite game then it'll have to be between slots or non-stop hands of poker (Until balance is up or gone) But forget about your favourite game.......how about your favourite Admin.........Helllllooooo Luciana

It's too much effort to read it and my hand gets tired from scrolling down on the page...ugh just holding down the scroll bar to move down is ssooo much work

Awesome Idea for the poll Valdes. From now on, the girls of AG can dance on it oh *****....I didn't mean that "pole" (I meant it)

NAPPIES SIZE

Hehe, I know a good person for a jar keeper, the guy who inventing the "sexy comments". TRM!!! Imagine his way of commenting on the Jar lol

some jackpot is hit - Check playing with 2 figure deposits and requesting 2 figure withdrawals - both can go one way or the other (win or lose) you are the luckiest bas*ard on the planet! - No way! We can only be Lucky bast*ards only but from the entire human race, nearly impossible To tell you the truth and with this honest truth alone it'll surface a disappointing answer for some of you.......No, I won't see myself as a loser....at least not for a long time or maybe never. Like you said Tom, it's what I'd thought on a quick answer but when I thought about your question, 2 of my big hits have been large enough to be beyond the reach of the fallen category.....of being a loser! My $1600+ Jackpot hit on an $0.18 spin and a $2000 winning hand from a single $12.50 royal flush hand on MG video poker tells me enough that I'm far from becoming a loser. Control, wise decisions, limited deposits, making sure not to chase down your losses and betting wisely....also, being lucky is the #1 for success which is random are ways to avoid become one or leave plenty of resistance on making mistakes. It's how you make of it, "you'd reap what you'd sowed". I'm not considered a high roller but I become one for a very short time just to see something happen......my curiosity just caught 2 big fishes during that time! Now I'm just the average player betting dollars per spin and doing it with "slow style, a clear wise head and an optimistic approach for expectations when witnessing either said outcomes". In all truth, some of us maybe losers but some of us are winners.....like people who've hit more than one jackpot or became what we all want to be......millionaires! The best advice I can give is to try "gambling for free". Use No deposits like the "Evil Queen of witches does", collect free spins that casinos offer when you leave them hanging or have made deposits there. Rarely some casinos offer loyalty points like Allslots does, you can turn that into bonus balance. Just hope that on your quest into doing this (if you plan to), the only thing that you won't lose would be your money......it's just time and effort are what'll be expendable! By the way, I'm going to get drunk right now so I'll miss the first few comments on here And........a negotiator who knows how to twist my words and counter with a list of demands!

YYeaahh! Girl Fight!! Although that sounds completely true so my guess for your lie would be #2. No way Sharon no way!! If I'm wrong, I give Katemak permission to unleash her Dark evil Balkan ritual on me! Or simply.....slap me.......wherever she wants

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Yep! You got it Sharon for #2. I was drunk to the point that I was losing some of my balance. When I tried pouring water from a pitcher to my glass cup! I was 3 inches away from aiming at my glass cup and so I spilt it on the floor. No, my female cousin's friend wasn't there beside me to have gotten her leg wet, she was just at a distance to laugh her as* off when she saw me pour the water.........on the floor It was like doing it with one eye closed! This is True Jelena, my neighbour's cat is a trooper for scratching that stray brown & black striped cat. He was shy and caution that when I raised my fingers near his face when he "finally" approached me to give him some Whiska's cat treats, he scratched me, my finger bled and my neighbour's cat scratched his face. Dam* furry cuteness! Your go Sharon!!!

The guru spent it to bribe me for...........my silence He just couldn't handle it

Ohhh nooooo!!! The one post I really liked and I ran out of likes just using it all on the "Which slot would you make" thread! Good lord!!!

That 70's Show slot? OR what about a slot dedicated to the Twilight zone!

Happy Birthday Kate.....Wicked witch of the West (or East if you hate the west)! I promised myself not to bite you in your neck (so you'll turn into a vampire-witch) during your lovely day!!! Enjoy your Free chips, every AG comments for you and good luck in breaking the again on your deposits........or no deposit bonuses P.S. I still need a barrier for my castle, but that can wait after your BD

You'll get at least one free chip from all of the casinos you made and deposited on. You might get lucky collecting a free chip from a casino you've signed up with that you never made a deposit on. You should gamble on your birthday.....somehow there is a winning wave when playing in GoWild when I deposited there on my birthday! They basically took there top off............in leaving me with a lucky streak on any slot I tapped into. Go for it dude, your special day + playing at the casino = winnings and a twerk show! All I'm saying is Good Luck to you dude and Happy Early Birthday!

It's only that I found this thread now. Everything from the 1st page from now is just golden! Hehe, Katemak I was holding in my laugh about your idea about your Witch slot...you understand me too well and should I aid you in that creation? There's just too much going on here, I don't know how to start off my post.....I'll like every post on this page including Luciana's especially since she's an MK fan and whoever recommended Family Guy it's going to be jokes! Whoohahah...wow, I turned into a kid in a few seconds! Thx guys! Imao, I ran out of likes for today....stopped at Luciana questioning who Fulgore is. I like using Sabrewulf and Glacius. In MK, Scorpion and Cyrax...I hated getting caught in that web! Are there slots about the City of Atlantis or lasers? Tut yeah, every slot has been done or laid already. I thought of planets and already I thought of Starscape!

Whooo!! Alright! Another set of T & an L! 1) My neighbour's cat scratched another cat that previously scratch my finger for feeding him! 2) While drunk, I missed pouring water from a pitcher in a glass that it poured on the floor and got my girl cousin's friend's leg wet during a party! 3) I never made a withdrawal at Roger's Bingo in the past! Not a single Withdrawal!!!

Gees Johnny, you know how to surprise us and make us drool more than once with these super wins!!! Nah, I think I won't steal your finger because if I took it I won't see these mega wins anymore! Congrats High-rolling dude!!