Icymod

He could but I''d rather distract him so that I can steal away his bride

Now the spotlight question is does everyone raise on AA, go all in or just slow play them? I wanna here what everyone does with AA! I just go all in, sometimes this great hand can sink my hand with something like a full house, Kings over 4's (KKK44). Pocket Aces aren't enough at some point.

DISH CLOTH

Once again, no sir. Such a terrible price to pay! What are we talking about here? Ooohhh no!!! Your not planning on getting married, are you Luciana!?!? If you leave us I'll be stuck with Mr middle aged man who's serious and scary & Mrs Broomrider riding over a moon. (gasps for air) The horrible things they'll plan to do. Ohh I overreacted lol haha I turned crazy for a bit. For a second there I thought you were going to leave the forum Luciana. Soo.........how are beautiful women single a possibility? I think.......I know the answer and it's about there...........secrets?

Nope, my mistake, old Icymod didn't go crazy yet. Well....I was close enough (Luciana's first post) http://www.askgamblers.com/forum/topic/1524-what-is-your-hobby/ Sorry to be an analytical/technical beast P.S. I could've sworn Jelena that you mentioned Karate in spring somewhere.

You mentioned you do Karate during spring on the other thread or....maybe this is a way to thrown me and the others off. For this, I like your style She's being modest Miss Witch of 2014

I would put the jar into the Serbian Flood / Red Cross or at least half of it! We've all been thinking about ourselves....why not think about others? It's weird this suggestion is coming from an eternal vampire who likes to gamble like me but since seeing Jelena's beauty made me realised I should'nt let a pretty thing like her let her happiness be washed away in the flood of sorrow! Besides she alone lights up the whole room and her commons are cool! Plus she sides with me against the evil forces of Commander Val......I mean the guru I want more of Jelena's sweet and lovely...............................honey glazed................................................................comments! If deciding the other half of the jar (or full if first idea wasn't considered, I'm sure it is considered) I would let both administrators take a small trip together (long enough so I can do my thing , pile of reviews, wanted posters and Valdes' worst nightmare) so I can do my stuff hence this small clip (Put your volume up for this): You guys deserve it and you both need to catch up with your fights and friendly chatter! OR put the other half (or the full jar for maximum effect) on the floor and see you members fight over it! It'll amuse me quite nicely and I'll be on a golden chair watching everything blossom into wonder! (pushing and yelling is heard). My 2nd last suggestion.............spread the whole jar for all of the active members on the thread! Whatever each of us does with it will leave us with joy and who knows, maybe one of us might hit our beloved jackpot to tell our story.....our story of fame, fortune and glory! My final suggestion..........do the obvious greedy thing and do a draw for it!!!! Winner take all!!!! @Coco, if your getting that kit lol then I wish you luck with them. Don't trip on the side walk or restaurant with them. I can also see you posing with those on your feet! @Afi, the gum is a great idea but dude, the lasting pleasure has been there all along.......the AG girl's team! The idea I came up with your idea is to chew Wrigley's gums provided by AG and watch these girls (Luciana, Coco, Awena, Katemak) do a soapy sudsy car wash. Man! My imagination is running wild again and my car wash is perfect! It's squeaky clean too!! @Katemak, from the vampire to the witch, why I do I get the worst cut? We're both in the same category of evil...you like casting spells and I like giving Valdes a terrible time! Aren't you happy with your new spell book!? That alone can fulfill your wishes & desires. My suggestion to you........cast a spell so that the jar is yours Don't play by the rules, just break them...and do it now!!!! From the desk of Icymod, the eternal icy vampire, IN.....the realm of Darkness! P.S. Here goes my dancing fingers again! Second time this happened!

Would you settle for 98x?

I'm going to have to go with #2. When I talked about Salsa about my dancing fingers, you revealed some pigment of truth there and for #3 that sounds true too......you like karate during spring I don't know how far you've done Karate so I have to take a chance with 2! (On the upside, you can take down the evil guru, be crowned the golden heroine of AG members, he'll go on vacation to recover then I'll play my part......dump my work at the last minute hehehehe)

Bluff your way through 7 2!!! Don't be the fish in the water, be the shark that eats the fish!!! Always remember that "your" the one asking the questions by placing high bets than the person calling someone's bet/raise!

Framed and given a gold medal for Bigdk88's explanation! Yes Jelena, 2 and 7...especially off suit is the worst hand in poker history! It's sometimes funny that a player would play 2 7 suited and win on it with a flush!! Like saying, "You used that awful dirty hand!?!?". Now that your soft pretty hands have guided your feet and filled them into a gambler's shoes, are you by chance a poker player pretty lady Jelena?

Luciana = 2/2 Cocopop3011 = 2/2 You both are right!!! I did throw a boomerang but a dog never came and I didn't fall asleep after 6 cups of Pepsi Max!!!

NOOOO!!! Not a guru who's naughtier and more evil! The second part has already been there from the beginning Scandalous too!?

I agree with Johnny the highroller on the E-Check except giving out my SIN # which makes me feel unsafe about putting it out and also my new deposit method is now Instant Banking by Citadel!! Thanks a lot Skrill for doing me a favour (the meaning goes both ways) Past = Moneybookers (Skrill) Present = Echeck / Instant Banking By Citadel Future = To be Announced

What would we all do if Valdes and Jelena (Luciana or Juicy Lucy. Oh man, that name does sound good ) went on vacation to leave AG running for our evil deeds There's an opening we all can't refuse. My first act for the guru would be to dump plenty of reviews again on his return (that'll show him ), then the wanted posters all over the threads and finally something the guru hates which is...............(insert your worst nightmare).

Yay! I got my $400 through my bank after my sacrificial $40 lamb (the $40 fee oh no!)

Care to elaborate further on what you mean by naughty? Do you mean "chains and whips used by a woman for torturing men" naughty, "hiding in a girl's change room locker" naughty, naughty as in "forbidden love", "grasping a female's as*" naughty, "OMG, I found out she's a phone who*e and I think I'll call her" naughty or just simply "Oh man, sooo much por*" naughty? Why you ask Valdes is because you asked.....and I provided vivid examples Well....it's nice that both you and Katemak have something going on towards me....hehe Katemak and her evil Mayan Balkan powers of darkness! (Clouds turning dark, somewhat red and swirling) Come on, two against one!? It would be sweet if this question came from the No deposit provider of AG herself. She would be saying: "Icymod, have you been a naughty boy?" in a sexy voice (Whip sound). The reaction: "Maybe I've been bad. Why? Are you going to give me some punishment? And are you going all out with it?", from there it writes itself. It's going to be awkward if Coco and Awena join this conversation then it'll be 4 against 1! Besides, the off topic jar is still empty Valdes and lol I can't believe we're all talking about this on a Birthday Thread! People are eating expensive cake here!

CRUST TART

My post for thanking you was intended for the other thread, the thread for slots not casinos but instead I posted it here

Hahaha cool, now I owe the thread 2 T's and a lie Here's two for twice the entertainment: 1) I threw a boomerang, lost it and a nice golden retriever retrieved it for me 2) While waiting for the sign to turn to cross the road, a driver for no reason gave me the "finger" and drove away as I waited for the sign to turn! 3) I like to play the lottery or play online during a rainy day! -------------------------------------------------- My second 1) I fell asleep during my camping trip after drinking 6 cups of Pepsi Max! 2) My first made desserts were a creme brulee and a Chocolate Fancy cake! 3) As a kid, I'm scared of the Hokey-Pokey and I don't want to find out if that is "what it's all about!" It was unbearable! I'll be Professor Icymod for these posts and I'll mark each of the students answers for both questions

#3 because I see her having an awesome time falling I haven't been skiing before so it must be hard

Haha, we all know Valdes will be posting "Wanted" posters on the forum, aren't you guru?

There it is, the bad side of Luciana (I'm lucky to see this ) and.........fights between our trusted admins have come back! You both should do this more often, I like it!! Two baddies intertwine! Hey Kate "Bewitched" Mak, this is a great time to add something to this wonderful conversation!

Ohh I'm loving the chamber of spins!!!! (Drooling) OMG, everything in here turned so sexy! Many thanks to Luciana (for the idea) and Valdes (the creator)!!!

And here, I replied to the wrong thread, haha my past post was for the brand new one