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thought I'd give a slot I hadn't played for many many years, Bier Haus a few batches and it was playing so poorly not only was it running laggy it was paying almost nothing. Batches went like RTP 62%, RTP 33.5%, RTP 27.5%, I thought that if I play it like I did back in those years that it would be good in the first few sessions like back then before it turned sour but this time it started sour and stayed sour for an overall RTP of 41% shocking, 44.25xBet lost on min bet. I am done with it but there was one good thing about it... it sent me back to BTG and this time it was Queen of Riches and on just the 7th spin hit 46xBet with lots of kings and some wilds and then little later on spin #33 got 18xBet thanks to aces and then on....spin #59 hit 444.5xBet (729 ways of 9's and 64 ways of Kings).... now if the top 2 rows of kings had been 9's and thus making it a full screen of 9's (5 per reel) at 15625 ways of 9's would have paid ridiculous but let's not think about that..oh ok.... it would have paid..... 3125eur (7812.5xBet). or what if the it was all kings and thus 6 reels of 5 kings per reel. then what? then it would have paid 15625 ways of Kings = 7812.50eur (19531.25xBet)......... ok enough! stop the calculations stop it now. stop the what if's, this is crazy!. Why can't people just be happy with the win they get instead of looking into what if's to see how much more it could have been arrghhhhhhhhh... what if what if what if . stooooooooop enough ok I am done. go away now.

gave bonanza another session, said to myself I will just do 25 spins and if it goes good then do another but if not then move to another game, but ...... batch #1 went not good and I played on and on and on and on and on and now I'm onto batch #16 and got the feature on 7th spin of batch #16 so 382 spins to get this on 60c bet. This game is so hard to leave, it's unlike any other. so after feature will update this. UPDATE: feature paid 114.25xBet, started off with 3 dead spins, then on spin #4 it paid a little, then #5 it paid 78.1xBet on x5 thanks to red gems.. from then on just small wins or dead spins, multiplier reached x12. During the session was down as much as 152x after spin #364 best base game hits were: 26.1xBet (spin #202) and 29.1xBet (spin #365), there was one spin that had 117K ways and during the cascades it missed a blue gem on reel 2 which would have paid so much, there were so many blue gems everywhere). In nearly 9000 spins on it LTD the best base game win is only 60xBet. to anyone else playing it don't play it like I just did if it's not doing anything in the first 50 or 100 spins then leave it alone. Find it in a better mood. So while the previous 3 features were triggered on spins 114, 181, 188, this time it decided to be in a foul mood and take 382 spins. Still the 382 is under the average YTD and LTD. my YTD avg was 426.2 (now becomes 424) and LTD avg was 422.9 (now becomes 420.95) I don't know what pinnit's avgs are but probably well under 400?, he seems to trigger the features often and knows when to run from Bonanza when it's not paying or after it pays he does a "runner".

I gave DOA1 a session and mentioned it in the DOA1 & DOA2 discussion thread.

after taking a break from Bonanza for over a week, I returned to it mainly due to not doing so well on my previously reliable Dazzle Me slot today. Dazzle Me has been playing like a totally different slot than what I am used to as it clawed back a big chunk of the profit that I had on it. I really should not have stayed on it for so long today, gave it two sessions today and both of them lost and sent me to Bonanza. First time I went to Bonanza tonight I started on 60c spins and got the feature on 89th spin and paid just a joke of 12.55xBet (multiplier reached x6) , raised it to 80c stake and continued on and 181 spins later hit another feature paying 80.25xBet (had a 50x win with diamonds during the feature)(multiplier reached x9), at end of that 2nd feature I left once again to go back to Dazzle Me (bad idea) it continued to suck (I think Dazzle Me and I will no longer continue our relationship it has made it clear it that it doesn't want to give as much as before, the rare diamond beams only show one at a time for example (sometimes paying 0), I think the game knows I was up on it from most of the sessions I had on it and now no longer plays the way it used to so I will leave it alone for someone else to try). Second time to visit Bonanza tonight after losing on Dazzle Me (brutal, it actually gave a little back upon returning to it but then ate alot), Ok so back to Bonanza for the 2nd time where I should have stayed entire time considering how bad Dazzle Me was, anyway Bonanza once again 80c stake and then on spin #188 the feature landed, and this time it paid 196.5xBet (multiplier reached x10), 3 dead spins after it reached x9 and then just a 5.4x win on the last spin. So 3 features on Bonanza tonight in about 458 spins of play. that is quite unusual for Bonanza during my play. avg of 153 spins per Bonanza feature tonight. Anyone else playing it tonight good luck to ya. Previously I had been averaging Bonanza features at 471 spins per feature LTD.

Endorphina, Yggdrasil and Push Gaming and Play'nGo slots and any other provider that does fancy graphics (all new NetEnt games) run too slow on my old laptop or won't run at all otherwise I would play those games too..(might have to do something about that soon, long overdue to upgrade!). Jammin' Jars looks amazing even on low stakes for its huge potential. And this month at least two players have had an over 16k+ xBet hit on it. (one of them a streamer Bandit, and the other is one of our forum members)

another DOA1 session, got free spins on spin #109, it was 109 spins since previous free spins, and this feature paid better than usual a 41.5xBet) but it was cruel and this is why. spin #1 it puts a WILD on top of reel 1 and a WILD bottom of reel 2 spin #2 it puts a WILD on bottom of reel 5. so at this point its looking good for the 5 extra spins right? spin #4 it puts a WILD on top of reel 4...... at this point it was looking amazing for the 5 extra spins.... 8 spins to go and needing just 1 wild anywhere on reel 3 where is Jesse? spin #11 it puts a WILD on top of reel 2... but the 3rd reel wild never came.. best base game win during the session was 11.1xBet (5OAK aces)

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Epic Ape hasn't been that good for me I prefer its clone Buffalo Blitz. but both of them can give such low paying features such as a 2xBet on 2e stake (Epic Ape), 2.5xBet on 1.2e stake (Buffalo Blitz).. best feature has been 59x on 4e stake (Buffalo Blitz)<-(one spin before this feature it gave a base game hit of 45x on 4e stake) and 74x on 40c stake (Epic Ape), best base game hits were 60x on 2e stake (Buffalo Blitz) & 45x on 4e stake on (Buffalo Blitz) and 40x on 1.60e stake (Epic Ape). Only done a total of 1173 spins (607 Buffalo)(566 Epic ape). Haven't played Buffalo or Epic Ape for a while cause the slots are very volatile and tend to produce a lot of low paying features that really suck when you get them on a bigger stake size, if you can hit and run the slot by getting an early feature or base game win then do that otherwise you will be in for a longer session which may mean raising the bets). I will mention that during that most recent Buffalo Blitz feature it gave me 4 diamonds in one of the spins but it only connected the 9's, just think how much more it could have been if that moose on reel 1 was a bear instead... I got the spin here to show you. Also one other thing, ALL 4 diamonds were just 2x multipliers, ,, not a single 3x or 5x.... yet when you see Johnnygotthebones videos he gets 3x and 5x in all his features.

whaaat not even the english bulldog video? have a heart pinny

did that hit and run member who wrote 200 reviews (was it in a single month) also provide the 200 screenshots? (maybe the screenshots wasn't a requirement back then?) and they accepted the poor language written mess too? maybe the money received from the 200 reviews was worth about an annual income in their country.

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another session on DOA1, got free spins on spin #59 of the session, it was spin 210 since previous free spins, and this feature only paid 10.56xBet meh. Best base game win was only 8.3xBet. Only 3 times did a double scatter occur in this session and during the 210 spins it occurred 8 times.

so you had a balance of 200 and you started spinning at 8 CAD how are you not busting out, with these big bets considering the balance size. and then in this latest one you had 200CAD balance and are doing 20 CAD spins and somehow manage to hit another big win. why? anyone else that would dare to do 20CAD spins on koi would be busted out in 10 spins yet you somehow get these unreal wins time after time. and also on Twin Spin too those runs you get on 10 CAD spins. why? it doesn't make sense at all. why aren't you being sensible with a 200CAD balance doing 1CAD spins or 2CAD, but you somehow always push it to 8CAD or 10CAD or 20CAD. then you make these videos trying to entice others to try the same to go on these suicide missions. I bet if you were not making the videos you would not be able to get those hits cause its only cause you making the videos that you somehow will into existence the occurrence of such big wins so you have a decent video to upload. And the same goes for all the other streamers, live or not live streamers getting outrageous runs and big wins that don't occur for most people on such regular frequency. But anyway good luck to you keep winning I just find it strange that you manage to get these big runs on the big bets cause I have tried the big bets in the past and the slots just ate the big bets like it was nothing. By the way just gave Dazzle Me a little session but it was running cold like never before but managed to make a recovery with a little feature (23.9x) and then some 7's (19.8x) shortly after in base game. But during the base game it was doing some long streaks of dead spins, there were two long dead streaks of 14 dead spins and 16 dead spins.. and only 1 time during the 80 spins did a wild diamond beam feature appear and it was only 1 reel (6.5x win), I remember my earlier sessions I used to get those random wild beam features more often! and they were giving triple beams. during the entire 80 spins the dead spins occurred a total of 66 times (82.5%). Still like this game a lot but can be swingy. Wish the free spins features would pay more on average so far getting only avg of 23xBet (5 free spin features so far LTD with avg of 114 spins to hit and best one was 35.3x). Haven't seen you make a Dazzle Me video in a while. Don't care much about Koi cause never played Koi and also Twin Spin never does anything for me.

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yeah I agree its good to set some stop losses no need to wipe out your entire balance in one session especially if you get ahead during the session then save some profit by implementing a stop loss and as for tilt that is what the casino relies upon for players to do is get tilted by the various tilt inducing situations near misses all the mind games that are being played in all games slots and table games. I had to modify my style of play from the tilt inducing turbo spinning to slowing it right down to manual batches of 25 spins (sometimes writing down each individual spin result) or sometimes autoplay of 25 spins and record the result of batches and rtp and then assess the situation after the 25 spins are done if to continue the slot session or move to another slot or whatever play at a later time. Observing the frequency of double scatters as possible indicators of what is happening with the slot if it is ready for a feature what the slot behaviour is like etc.

Checking out that mega slot wins threads and the screenies of DOA1 wins people were putting up there back in 2015 (many screenies are no longer available cause the hosting sites removed them which is why people should use AG to host their images)(many variations of bet sizes from 9c up to 2.25$ (Valdes? what was up with that unusually high bet size there? huge win on it too! wonder what the story was with that, your many other DOA1 wins are on much lower bet size, 90c or less), and also you said in Sep 2015 this: "Same game, same casino, third wild line in less than 2 days!!! Unbelievable!!!" and Afi you had a screenie there too on 1.35e for a 779x while not a wild line still a big win on DOA1. Seems like the entire forum has had a wild line except for me , cocopop and Johnnybones. To be fair I have probably played less than 1% of the amount of spins any of you lot have. So as I said reading through that thread and checking the screenies while playing a session of DOA1 , batch #1 went ok RTP 125%, still rare the double scatters are being these are the keys to getting features and when they are rare then features are not showing up how can they when you need at least 2 scatters to get to that 3rd. I count the number of double scatters and if you see how many showed up yesterday before the first feature of the session then there were actually 9 double scatters before the 83rd spin trigger of feature. and then after that we had 4 double scatters before the trigger on 26th spin, but since then it has been rare with only 5 double scatters in 150 spins ! do you see that ratio. It's an indicator. anyway the 2nd batch of 25 spins of todays session has been brutal RTP 28.89% . Which included 11 dead spins to start the batch and if you include the last spin of previous batch then that is 12 dead spins on the trot and if we count the losing spins then that was actually 18 losing spins in a row. (16 of them dead) so this is what the slot is capable but then this happened on spin #1 of batch #3..... 50AK stars on line 2 + 3OAK cups on line 9 for a payout of 112.2xBet.... out of nowhere this slot just delivered my best base game win ever on DOA1. when I saw the first 4 reels I looked away and then looked back later to see reel 5 had the wild making it 5OAK stars.

something super rare that happened to someone I know of was getting 5 scatters and then getting a wild line during those free spins.

something I read recently: "DOA1 has a 160 spin bonus average, and something like 1/165 bonuses that gives a wildline. So 25-30k spins for a wildline maybe." Of course you don't need to do so many spins to get it if you get lucky. Some people have real luck on DOA1 and seem to hit those wild lines regularly but you gotta get that first one to get the ball rolling. And as for getting bored with it you could just set it on auto play and do something else until it hits the feature. While no wild lines or 5OAK yet, so far this year had 4 features, feature #1 paid 178.67xBet (needed a wild on reel 1 to get extra spins) and feature #2 paid 802.89xBet (needed a wild on reel 5 to get the extra spins or if it landed on middle of reel 5 then it would have completed a wild line, had 5 spins to get the wild on reel 5 but it never came sooooo close, if it landed on spin 8 then feature would have paid at least 3333xBet thats for last 10 spins of the feature. but considering that 3 wilds on bottom of reels 2 , 3 and 4 would also give an additional 4OAK or more win on every spin this would have paid close to 4000xBet). On second last spin of the feature it put a wild on middle of reel 4..... if only it put it on middle of 5th..... Feature summary this year: 178.67xBet, 802.89xBet, 15.1xBet, 11.56xBet, 15.1xBet... best base game win 22.78xBet... meanwhile with Bonanza this year done 7640 spins and best feature was 323.95xBet & bets base win 60xBet. going to go watch youtube videos of DOA1 wild lines see if it helps with getting it for me in my sessions.

another session put into DOA1, first 3 batches went RTP 51.56%, RTP 159.56%, RTP 28.4%, and then on 8th spin of batch #4 it finally gave a feature but it only paid 11.56xBet.... thus the interrupted 4th batch is RTP 186.11%. best base game win was during batch #2 (22.2xBet)(5OAK whiskey glasses) the feature went Dead, Dead (wild lands on middle of reel 5). Dead (wild lands on bottom of reel 5), dead, small wins (wild lands on top of reel 2), dead, dead, dead (wild lands on bottom of reel 4), small win, small win, dead, small win... started batch #6 and on 1st spin of it triggered a feature that paid 15.1xBet (dead, dead, dead (wild on middle of reel 5), dead, dead, 3OAK jacks, small win (wild lands on top of reel 1), dead, small win (wild lands on middle of reel 1, small win, small win, small wins (wild lands top of reel 2 and bottom of reel 5). the interrupted 6th batch is RTP 1511% gave it 4 more batches RTP 68.44%, RTP 73.3%, RTP 41.77%, RTP 28.89% and they were no good, and double scatters became rare. overall the entire session was 209 spins, RTP 76.56%, loss of 49xBet... should have left it earlier (such as at end of batch 7 when down only 10xBet. HI/LO was +10.7xBet (sp#33), -49xBet (sp#209), best base game win was during batch #2 (22.2xBet)(5OAK whiskey glasses) on spin #28 of the session. must leave it earlier when it gets cold next time! had I left after the first feature of the sesssion (83 spins) then would only be a loss of 8.2xBet, if left after the 2nd feature of the session would be a loss of 2.1xBet (109 spins) some of the DOA1 YTD stats on it so far are; avg feature xBet: 252, avg # of spins to trigger feature: 87, total features YTD: 4, total spins YTD: 347. YTD RTP: 358.18% anyone else playing this game lately?

I still admire your discipline to keep your bets at minimum stake while you are getting these great wins, most people would have started to raise their bets at least by double the minimum, you may be on a lucky streak of a lifetime.

the super degenerate bandit had a 16692.75xBet win on 6 quid stake the other day in case any of you have not heard about that. which is interesting cause our forum friend bigdk88 has a 16524.05xBet and both those wins are in the ridiculous 16,000+ xBet range. it's too bad I can't play jammin jars cause my old lappy can't handle it like most other slots so I will just stick to some old school slots such as DOA1 that can produce big wins.

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great win, wish I could play this game but my lappy can't handle it.

you gotta wager 50 x 921 ? = 46050 ?or 24 x 50 = 1200 ?