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Bill Gates just said it, No mass gatherings until mass vaccinations !!!

there's still some providers such as playtech that still don't indicate if its real or fake and will use for example pounds or dollar symbols next to the balance. it should say FUN MODE or PLAYMONEY mode somewhere. I think netent has playing for fun at bottom of it but if you cut it out while making a video then people won't see it. some sneaky youtubers play in playmoney mode but they cut out the part that says playing for fun. perhaps there needs to be where the playmoney mode flashes in the middle of the screen every few seconds? to prevent these sneaky people. people testing a slot for fun would still get to see how the slot plays and not make much of a difference if there is a flash of playmoney every few seconds on the screen. of course when a youtube plays those jackpot slots then you see the jackpots are inactive and you immediately know that its playmoney mode. but not all slots are progressives.

UPDATE: see this video about the "doctor" in these videos. Could be some kind of fraud? Reading off a script? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuzxcPIy7xs Body Language: Covid-19 Doctor & Patient NYC DOC: COVID19 - A New disease requiring NEW treatment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3ka8lo_fZ8 FROM NYC DOC: SHOULD COVID-19 VENTILATOR PROTOCALS BE CHANGED!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWaq8HoEROU FROM NYC ICU: DOES COVID-19 REALLY CAUSE ARDS??!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9GYTc53r2o

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betsoft needs to put currency symbols into their software, ludicrous

when the game RNG knows the bonus round will pay 0xbet why is that allowed to be let in ? why can't the game RNG reject those types of combinations out of all the millions of outcomes it should not be allowed to have 0xBet outcomes especially when they include a congratulations screen. if the outcome is known before all the 12 spins or whatever number of spins is played out then it should be rejecting the 0x outcomes and select the next outcome that is not going to be a 0x. cause when a player gets 0x they are unlikely to want to play on and its bad for business and reputation. It should be rejecting anything under 10x.... it cant be difficult to put in that code in there. do they enjoy tormenting the players with this torture. psychological mind games and torture.

but but but a BTG rep once said that every single spin is random and not known before the feature is played.

@copyyy no joke, the dude has now hired an Indian girl to read chat for him and talk to people in chat, while she is showing her face on skype in all his livestreams. He got her from the fiverr site. So that confirms where all the other video reviews came from.

Steppin' into The Twilight Zone (a corona music video)

Crazy - Indian Cops whack Corona curfew breakers with sticks

speaking of high variance slots, decided to give DOA1 a batch of 25 spins @ 27c / spin and on spin 24 it drops in a feature and had about 7 spins or more at least where I needed a wild on reel 1 to get the extra spins but Apache was nowhere to be found, had WILDS on middle & bottom of reel 2, WILDS on middle and bottom of reel 3, WILDS on top and middle of reel 4, and a WILD on bottom of reel 5. paid 178.67xBet........ but this could have been it, my first wild line if I had gotten those extra spins and then a wild to drop on bottom of 4th or top or middle of 5th. or top of 3rd. depending ofcourse where Apache showed up on reel 1. Ended up with 7 wilds on the screen. Just move one of the belles to 1st reel and drop della to bottom of 4th or raise one of the middle wilds to top.......

I would like to get some of that "€.$.€.$.€ sweet review money €.$.€.$.€" but I would have to start writing reviews... does anyone wanna write them for me and I will pay you 25% of what I get ? (I have lots of 50xBet screenshots too, I need about 60 reviews to get done) j/k

watch Indian police beating lockdown violators while in Australia the police tell people who are not exercising, to move on.

I only played it once last year (360 spins @ 0.20 stake and hit a feature on spin #278 paying 328xBet)... this year I had over a dozen sessions on it and some things to see from it how many spins into the session does it trigger a feature, 177th, 0/483, 0/100, 62nd, 203rd, 40th, 16th, 0/296, 266th, 496th, 0/400, 901st, 0/225....... the problem with this slot remains is that even though there can be long droughts the feature can result in 20x or worse. I tend to play it doing 25 spin auto batches. Give it a few batches to see how it's playing, sometimes I overstay and play too many batches, not really worth it. what about how many spins between features? 278, 259, 644, 230, 1405, 228, 578, 315, 155, 139, 16, 562, 496, 1301, 956. I can tell you most people are getting destroyed on it lately, I have heard of one bonanza addict that dropped about -£4.5K (1£/2£/4£ stakes) and another said about -£3K last week (low stakes). But then you have some players that get wins on it and praise it when they win luring more players (with winning screenshots) to return to it to feed it more. No matter how much people win or lose on it they will go back to it. It has 20% LDW (losses disguised as wins) so lots of positive re-enforcement there), about 60% dead spins, 17% for profitable spins and throw in a few equal returns for about 1.5%. Some slots such as Dazzle Me have 75% dead spins and low number of LDWs...20% profitable spins,. but with Bonanza they went with 60% dead / and very high LDW's (20%). They knew what they were doing to keep this game giving all those little returns to keep players thinking they are doing good and stay on it and play on it more. They made it so addictive. One last thing someone bragged during some slot stream that they had won 10K on bonanza recently, no mention of what stakes.

there was a BTG rep that said their playmoney and real money games are exactly the same and use the same servers and that by some law they have to provide the same experience.

have you ever tried Dazzle Me? any thoughts on that if you have. Gonzo gave me a 6.75xBet feature after doing 34 spins on it, I can't be stuffed with dealing with features that low, I have played Gonzo in the past on occasions. I prefer Microgaming's Jungle Jim slot (there's two Jungle Jim El Dorado and Jungle Jim and The Lost Sphinx, it's a response to NetEnts Gonzo.

I am adding Gonzo's Quest & Twin Spin to the blacklist. Aloha Cluster Pays is almost on the blacklist but may deserve another chance in a few weeks or months. While Starburst was dead today that one can get another chance in a few weeks or months. The only NetEnt slot I like lately is Dazzle Me still strange that it was giving only 1 beam or 2 at most during those random diamond features and sometimes they ended up paying 0x previous sessions I would get triple diamond wild beams, where they go? who took them? maybe Johnny. Sometimes the Dazzle Me slot would tease by making the same sound/and shine as when you get the diamond wild beams but it would NOT turn any reels wild.

did you pump feed all that money into slots?

donated to netent's starburst, it was dead, and then gonzo's quest (one feature paid 10x) and twin spin. giving dazzle me a go but the diamond wild reels are only coming in singles or at most doubles. one feature so far paid 35x. strange that the beams have been singles and only one or two doubles....... previous sessions on this I was getting triples..... anyway triggered another feature....... only 13.9xBet..

it wasnt playin good I should have left it earlier. only one winning batch out of 9 batches (25 spin per batch, 20eur staked per batch) batches went -9.56 (52.2%), -1.20 (94%), -8.12 (59.4%), -8.36 (58.2%), -6.92 (65.4%), +5.08 (125.4%), -10.96 (45.2%), -14.12 (29.4%), -6.60 (67%)

Bonanza is being rubbish again, 225 spins at 80c for RTP of 66.24% highest win was I think 10xBet... why do I start playing on 80c after a feature should give it a few hundred on 20c and THEN raise. had a few heartstopper teases.

here's some playtech live blackjack tables and they also recently added all bets blackjack and quantum blackjack and some other table games such as quantum blackjack all bets blackjack has anyone tried these playtech live slots?

speaking of 20p bets did any of you see those videos of some lucky players winning on 20p stakes on the Lil' Devil slot Bonanza will never produce these kinds of wins. 67,770 x Bet = £13,529.54 59,557 x Bet = £11,911.40 one comment said: "So wrong that, shouldn’t be able to win anywhere near that on 20p stake, kick in the face to high rollers who can’t get even half that much !!!" here is one of the videos. such genuine reaction compared to those "professional streamers".

OP was probably referring to live table games? and you are sending him to computer blackjack (I agree with you about Microgaming computer blackjack, it is the best software that exists, all their Gold Series). Interestingly when it comes to playtechs computer blackjack I have tracked the last 403 rounds of it and a strange stat is that when dealer has had an Ace upcard (30 times) NOT ONCE has the dealer busted. I busted 4 times vs Ace, so that still gave dealer 26 opportunities to bust but still zero busts. Do you think you could find live table games situations that went 26 aces upcard for the dealer without the dealer busting?

thought more about this and so going to add that when the player gets put into a trance/zone then the player is being played and under mind control. If you are able to take breaks during a session to break from the trance you would be able to regain control and as you said "you need patience and also a break in the action to assess your situation" so set the rules where for example you do a batch of auto play spins and when the autoplay batch ends take some time a minute or two between at least and NOT immediately start a new batch, walk around, make some tea. Or maybe you like to click for each spin like a skinner box pigeon or rat waiting for the occasional reward. (Some people have been found to wear adult diapers so they wouldn't have to leave their seat and stay playing the slot at the casino). All the sounds and reels spinning all part of the slots design to put you under their mind control. Now the thing is that for some players getting into the zone/trance state is what they desire cause that is where they escape from reality, get relief from any pains and any interruption to that causes annoyance including winning jackpots cause that interrupts their "zone". That is discussed in documentaries about the slot addictions. But in order to have control of the situation taking these breaks and remaining calm is so necessary otherwise the slot has you under it's mind control and that tells the player to keep doing what they are doing and keep feeding the slot no matter how much it has taken off your balance. Keep calm and continually assess the situation with regular breaks. Is the slot not paying? then move onto another and is the next one also not paying then it's not your day, end the session. Easier said than done. Try playing a slot with the sound turned off, no more positive re-enforcement sounds used against you for all those losses disguised as wins (LDW). What about the reels as they spin, attempting to hypnotise the player, it's all part of the design, the anticipation of symbols, two scatters and needing the 3rd one to get the bonus etc or max ways on a BTG slot. 117,649 ways wow surely a big win is coming, oops nope nothing connected but sooo close, onto the next spin player as the slot gives the player another sip of tilt juice. calm = clear judgement/decision making tilted = clouded judgement/decision making