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Oh geeees mate...I wish I knew for sure!

Somewhere...on the ground... "Afi...Afi...where have you been?" "It's 2 months now since you were last seen!" Dead silence...no answer... Somewhere...up in the clouds... "Where am I? Who are you?" "They call me TLC...and so can you" "Oh! You're not the one who sang 'No Scrub' right?" "No...no...that can't be you...that's another TLC...all-female band" "Up here I do my own rapping...with Thunder Lightning and Clouds" "Aaaah...okay...no wonder they call you TLC!" "But who are 'they'?" "You can't see them...not yet anyway!" "Aaaah??? Oh geeees...okaaay...whatever that means..." "So...why am I up here?" "You're up here cos you're finished down there" "Whaaaat?! I'm finished down there?! What do you mean?" "Your mission has ended...all your privileges have been taken away...so there's no reason to stay" "DAMN!!! No wonder everything started breaking apart on me...one by one!" "Up here, you better watch your language, boy!" "you don't wanna get zapped by a bolt of lightning do you?" "Whaaat? Oh my gawd! Must be your lightning hah!" "TLC Sir...I'm not young...as you can see...so can you please NOT call me 'boy'...please?" "Trying to be funny hah?! Okaaay...as you please...'old boy'!" Loud thunderous sounds suddenly burst out...it was TLC...he had burst out laughing! People down there heard loud thunder...and expected rain to fall soon. "I brought you up here cos you can help them out with their daily chores" "OH FU* ......" Luckily...I remembered in time...managed to end the word...just as a loud buzzing sound was heard... A split second longer...that word came out...and I'll be Afi Fried Chicken!!! I saw TLC looking at me...his eyes WIDE OPENED...then he sniggled...and soft thunder was heard. "What? So you prefer to be down there? With no privileges? With nothing? With just your bal.....uumph!" TLC almost broke his own rule!!! I wondered how he would looked like after being struck by his own lightning! "Yes...yes...TLC Sir! Even with just my two 'whatever', I still would like to be down there...and remain down there" "If you don't mind Sir...please...please...Sir?" TLC looked at me...up...down...then up...and down again... "Okaaaay...oooold boooy...this time I'll let you go" "I'll send you back..." "Oh...thank you TLC Siiiiiiir!" A ray of light came down from the clouds...like a lightning bolt...but it wasn't a lightning bolt... Ssss-pppp-laaaaaaat....I landed flat on my back...in muddy river soil...what the heck! I slowly got up...looked up at the clouds...and a loud thunder broke out. "Very funny TLC!" as I looked up. "Oooooh?...would you prefer I start over again and land you on a highway?" Another loud thunder was heard. Geeeeees...thank god that TLC has got a good sense of humour!!! And thank god Afi is back...and still has his old sense of humour too! Hehehe. Afi

Most players have a love-hate relationship with this very elusive thing the Wild Desire But for me...each and every time I play the game...it just simply makes go on fire Players gonna play, play, play, play, play, play...fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake Afi gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate...I shake it off...I throw it off...oh...give me a break!

Whaaaat? Show them a photo of you and Jessica and ask them "do I look like I'm 16???" I usually have a scanned copy of my latest utility bill and I would email this to any casino that requires it. It's clearer than a photo...and usually they would accept this without any hassle...if it's still within 3 months period that is.

Hmmm...sorry to hear that darling. Hope payment will come in by next week. Your docs have not even been verified yet...if I'm not mistaken...and once it has...still another 4 or 5 days to wait!

Hahahaha...not with me my friend! If they want my money...they have to listen to me...or I butt out! If they tell me I can only play WITH or WITHOUT BONUSES...as they did at City Tower Casino...I simply close my account! I choose where and how I want to play...if they push me, I simply go away!

HOLY SH********T!!! Fantastic wins there Sorenjo mate! Congrats! So...how many millions did you finally withdraw???

You know what I said to those guys when they rejected my docs at first? I told them "every other blardy Playtech casino has accepted the very same documents...so why can't you GGN casinos??? You want to see my passport? I told you earlier on that I DON'T HAVE a valid passport now. So...accept those documents...or just CLOSE MY ACCOUNT PERMANENTLY!!!" They approved BOTH my new accounts at Noble and 50 Stars Casino!!! Imagine that!

Hahaha...not a problem darling...no one could probably guess it...cos no one would expect it either!

Hahahaha...sorry darling! I guess she finally likes me...my colours and hers are now almost identical...a good match... and maybe she likes cool superbikes too...

Okaaaaay...enough of my congratulating other winners... now it's time for a few of my new-found-love gleamers! (Sharon darling...very obvious clues here for you...if you know what I mean...*wink*...*wink*) Aaaand loving its sister too...from the long-forgotten land of Jubise...hehehe Those oranges (kumquats) are the equivalent of Starburst's BARS. The wins are not so big...as YET...hahaha...but it's keeping my wallet loaded!

Aaaaand...not forgetting...last but never least...that nice win from Whitenoise... Congrats too mate...I missed looking at your other screenies...but I know where they have run to!

My posts are going backwards today...from Blondie...to Lilian...to Sorenjo...hahaha. Nice win there mate...congrats! Wish I could win on that blardy game too...but I just can't!

Lilian darling...I see you are STILL in Africa...having a wonderful time there hah?! Got yourself some nice gold too...and I thought Africa only has diamonds!!! Well done darling!

Just look at those dragons...they are all smiling at our Blondie darling! Too bad our darling couldn't smile back for now...maybe later...for sure! Anyway, nice wins there darling. Congrats nonetheless!

Ah-hah ah-hah! That's the way I liiiiiiiiiiike it! Well done my dear! But don't forget now...don't listen to those bad external influences ever again...whenever you can!

Well darling...you will soon see why 'small little things' such as this doesn't make any of GGN casinos reach the top! I had the same annoying experience with my docs at Noble and 50 Stars casinos... these docs people made me puke...not literally of course!

Dang!!! No video of Jessica dancing to the tune? Ah well...never mind...my third eye saw how she danced...with her arms forward...and bootsies swaying!

Aaaaaah...obviously our friend here...this Partyhum-hum guy...is not familiar with Playtech casinos! All Playtech casinos...EXCEPT OMNI Casino...will show pending withdrawals for more than 1 day...weekends excluded!!!

Ah-hah! I just KNEW IT FOR SURE that Jessica and I...we do have something in common!!! Hahahaha. Oooooh geeeeees...does this mean that my soul is maybe only 1 year old???

SO SORRY MY DEAR!!! I told you I wasn't myself today...

OOOOOH PLEEEEEASE!!! Imagine how angry Lady Luck must have been at you for doing this!!! Perhaps that's why she isn't with you most of the other times all these while??? You need to CHANGE pleeeease...no more such " * * * * * * " moves...starting TODAY!!!

WHAAAAAAAAT???!!! OhMyGaaaaaaaaawd!!! I have no words to describe this...905 euros from 0.30 cents bets...and my tongue just fell off to the floor!!!

Well...don't say I didn't warn yer...and I know I already told yer... I may be going crazy wanting her...but I know I won't be getting her... Now all that's left for me to do is to SUFFER...