What are we going to spend offtopic jar money on?

[Luciana]

Heyllooo

 

I was thinking that we probably collected a lot of offtopic money already, in our sacral, gold jar and it's about the time to start thinking what are we going to spend all that money on?

 

Most probably, me and Sharon were the biggest contributors and donated the most, so we deserve the biggest piece

 

Let's hear your suggestions! Welcome is everyone, even if didn't put a dime in a jar

[cocopop3011]

Heyllooo

 

I was thinking that we probably collected a lot of offtopic money already, in our sacral, gold jar and it's about the time to start thinking what are we going to spend all that money on?

 

Most probably, me and Sharon were the biggest contributors and donated the most, so we deserve the biggest piece

 

Let's hear your suggestions! Welcome is everyone, even if didn't put a dime in a jar

Whoa whoa!! Me but I think I have been such a good girl this month.

 

I do believe ICY has contributed the most - but I am more than happy to take the biggest share of course!!

 

Maybe some of these....

 

Shoe Umbrella Kit

Don’t let the weather ruin your shoes again.

This Umbrella Shoe Saver invention will extend the life of your

expensive footwear by attaching little umbrellas to your feet.

Who honestly comes up with these things!

[Afi4wins]

Weeell...my suggestion...buy a packet of Wrigleys Chewing Gum for everybody and we can all chew gum, read messages, play games, chew gum, blow balloons, pop them, and chew again. A lasting pleasure for everyone! Hehehehe.

 

As for the shoe umbrellas...the designer needs to get into dry weather with lots of sunshine. He/she has been way way too long in the rain. 

[ValDes]

The money from offtopic jar should  go to the member with least offtopic posts during the month if you ask me.  

[Irine]

I don't know what to say but i'm thankful for those rewards that Askgambler gave to me not only rewards but also amazing tips and priceless lesson that i learned. 

[helenakp]

The money from offtopic jar should  go to the member with least offtopic posts during the month if you ask me.

and that would be me 

[helenakp]

ohh and I have a list ,who will be paying me and how much ,lets see,Luciana and Sharon,well I like you girls, so you are free,hmmm Valdes 100 euros at Guts ,well you are the Guru my dear  ,Afi 50 euros at Next  and Icy 250 euros at Casino Luck ,oook I am done ,waiting for yours contribution  

[cocopop3011]

:D

[Luciana]

 

And we see here Katy's hall of fame list!

 

Maybe we should invest some money into Guru's AG slot development 

[Icymod]

I would put the jar into the Serbian Flood / Red Cross or at least half of it! We've all been thinking about ourselves....why not think about others? It's weird this suggestion is coming from an eternal vampire who likes to gamble like me but since seeing Jelena's beauty made me realised I should'nt let a pretty thing like her let her happiness be washed away in the flood of sorrow! Besides she alone lights up the whole room and her commons are cool! Plus she sides with me against the evil forces of Commander Val......I mean the guru    I want more of Jelena's sweet and lovely...............................honey glazed................................................................comments!   

 

If deciding the other half of the jar (or full if first idea wasn't considered, I'm sure it is considered)  I would let both administrators take a small trip together (long enough so I can do my thing  , pile of reviews, wanted posters and Valdes' worst nightmare) so I can do my stuff hence this small clip (Put your volume up for this):

 

 

You guys deserve it and you both need to catch up with your fights and friendly chatter!

 

OR put the other half (or the full jar for maximum effect) on the floor and see you members fight over it! It'll amuse me quite nicely and I'll be on a golden chair watching everything blossom into wonder! (pushing and yelling is heard).

 

My 2nd last suggestion.............spread the whole jar for all of the active members on the thread! Whatever each of us does with it will leave us with joy and who knows, maybe one of us might hit our beloved jackpot to tell our story.....our story of fame, fortune and glory! 

 

My final suggestion..........do the obvious greedy thing and do a draw for it!!!! Winner take all!!!!

 

@Coco, if your getting that kit lol then I wish you luck with them. Don't trip on the side walk or restaurant with them. I can also see you posing with those on your feet!  

 

@Afi, the gum is a great idea but dude, the lasting pleasure has been there all along.......the AG girl's team! The idea I came up with your idea is to chew Wrigley's gums provided by AG and watch these girls (Luciana, Coco, Awena, Katemak) do a soapy sudsy car wash. Man! My imagination is running wild again and my car wash is perfect! It's squeaky clean too!!

 

@Katemak, from the vampire to the witch, why I do I get the worst cut? We're both in the same category of evil...you like casting spells and I like giving Valdes a terrible time! Aren't you happy with your new spell book!? That alone can fulfill your wishes & desires. My suggestion to you........cast a spell so that the jar is yours   Don't play by the rules, just break them...and do it now!!!! From the desk of Icymod, the eternal icy vampire, IN.....the realm of Darkness!

 

P.S. Here goes my dancing fingers again! Second time this happened!

[ValDes]

Someone, please call an ambulance! NOW! Icy is not feeling good...at all...

[ValDes]

Actually... I shall have to disappoint you, my fellow AskGamblers!

 

The offtopic jar is ... empty! And dry as Sahara Desert! 

[helenakp]

Actually... I shall have to disappoint you, my fellow AskGamblers!

 

The offtopic jar is ... empty! And dry as Sahara Desert! 

well Guru ,fill it ,so it can be full 

[Afi4wins]

Someone, please call an ambulance! NOW! Icy is not feeling good...at all...

 

Naaah! An ambulance will do no good for Icy...he need a VAMPIRESS!!! 

If no vampiress is around...call Count Dracula instead! Hahahaha. Guaranteed to bring Icy up and about in 1 nanosecond! Hahahaha.

[ValDes]

well Guru ,fill it ,so it can be full 

 

Now way, my dear! Have already spent the money! Could even tell you the name of the casino, which took them.

[ValDes]

Naaah! An ambulance will do no good for Icy...he need a VAMPIRESS!!! 

If no vampiress is around...call Count Dracula instead! Hahahaha. Guaranteed to bring Icy up and about in 1 nanosecond! Hahahaha.

 

Hahahaha! Yeah, sems like our Canadian guy is quite a naughty boy actually, so count Dracula could help in this situation!

[Icymod]

Hahahaha! Yeah, sems like our Canadian guy is quite a naughty boy actually, so count Dracula could help in this situation!

He could but I''d rather distract him so that I can steal away his bride 

[Luciana]

Actually... I shall have to disappoint you, my fellow AskGamblers!

 

The offtopic jar is ... empty! And dry as Sahara Desert! 

 

Oh really?! What did you spend all our mutual money on? 

[Afi4wins]

Oh really?! What did you spend all our mutual money on? 

 

I think he spent it buying worms for his fishing trip! 

[Icymod]

Oh really?! What did you spend all our mutual money on? 

The guru spent it to bribe me for...........my silence   He just couldn't handle it 

[ValDes]

I think he spent it buying worms for his fishing trip! 

 

Excellent idea, mate! Will definitely follow your advice...next time when the jar is full.

[ValDes]

The guru spent it to bribe me for...........my silence   He just couldn't handle it 

 

Yep, Icy is right. I offered him a dollar per day as a bribe...for him to stay at the hospital until doctors are completely sure his head is alright!

[ValDes]

Oh really?! What did you spend all our mutual money on? 

 

It doesn't really matter anymore... Money has been 'invested' in a casino, lost in no time of course and all that's left was the smiley face of a particular casino manager, who promised me a bunch of free spins in return of my loss...

[Luciana]

You wasted our money?

 

Please, we should find another jar keeper, this is scandalous!!

[helenakp]

You wasted our money?

 

Please, we should find another jar keeper, this is scandalous!!

well, I am good candidate for keeping your money  ,well you cant trust Valdes