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11 hours ago, pinnit2015 said:

They're not as fussy as they once were.

If they can Let me in in joggy bottoms, a 2 month old beard and curry sauce down my white polo t *****, at 2am, you'll be fine....

Well I had to keep walking past it, with great pain may I add! Maybe one day I wil make it in there! Well probabbly not that one, but one closer to home. One day when my purse is fat!

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2 hours ago, cocopop3011 said:

Well I had to keep walking past it, with great pain may I add! Maybe one day I wil make it in there! Well probabbly not that one, but one closer to home. One day when my purse is fat!

Genting Casino (Malaysia) certainly has lots of painful and sweet memories for me... 😉

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6 hours ago, cocopop3011 said:

Do tell us more...

That would be a story from about 3 decades ago, when getting into the B&M casino was without restrictions, and one which would see me making occasional visits and losing money! Hahaha. It's one of those few and rare wins that pulled me in like a sexy woman would! 😂

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Hey guys! Sorry I haven't been here much, well, I have, but being a silent member so to speak. I've been playing a lot this month and losing quite a bit too so hopefully that'll change. These past few months have been quite tough with changing jobs, moving onto a company that 2 months later shuts down..I've been in Malta for over 2 years now and although it's my home now, when things like this happen, you wonder why you're even here. But hopefully everything will turn out for the best, it should right? :)

 

How have you all been? 🤗  @pinnit2015@VaIDes@cocopop3011@Afi4wins@katemak

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Aaaah...my dear Blondie...gone MIA for so long...but here again today...so welcome back my dear! 😉

How have I been? Well, nothing's change much with me...except for my wallet that went from thin to slightly fat recently, thankfully, hehehe.

Sorry to hear about your problems in the wonderful resort of Malta...hope things will go sunny again very soon for you. 😎

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Thank you guys, I always feel so welcome here, it really is a great feeling. Yeah I believe that everything happens for a reason so hopefully this year will end on a positive note. :) By the way, two days ago we had a power cut in the entire country and it was quite scary. There were rumours that it was done on purpose since on that day 3 high-standing people from the government were let go. And since it's wintertime and the streets get dark early, it was kinda apocalyptic feeling, like in a zombie apocalypse!

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7 hours ago, blondie said:

Hey guys! Sorry I haven't been here much, well, I have, but being a silent member so to speak. I've been playing a lot this month and losing quite a bit too so hopefully that'll change. These past few months have been quite tough with changing jobs, moving onto a company that 2 months later shuts down..I've been in Malta for over 2 years now and although it's my home now, when things like this happen, you wonder why you're even here. But hopefully everything will turn out for the best, it should right? :)

 

How have you all been? 🤗  @pinnit2015@VaIDes@cocopop3011@Afi4wins@katemak

Sooo, great to have you here with us again. So sorry to hear about your job, that sucks but I just know something even better is going to be around the corner for you! Bigger and better, I just know it. For now we will enjoy having you back with us of course. It's also great to have some female company here again in amongst all these dashing men!

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2 hours ago, cocopop3011 said:

Sooo, great to have you here with us again. So sorry to hear about your job, that sucks but I just know something even better is going to be around the corner for you! Bigger and better, I just know it. For now we will enjoy having you back with us of course. It's also great to have some female company here again in amongst all these dashing men!

Oh honey it's so nice to hear from you! Yeah unfortunately that's how it works in life, after these lows I'm really hoping for everything to go up now!

And always happy to give you company 😘

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Streamers move to Malta (coz Malta easy on the streamers), while tennis players move to Monte Carlo (no income tax). but most tennis players are only registered in Monte as most players are on tour all year round and in the off season they aren't in Monte either. what a scam.

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20 hours ago, Flatzem said:

Streamers move to Malta (coz Malta easy on the streamers), while tennis players move to Monte Carlo (no income tax). but most tennis players are only registered in Monte as most players are on tour all year round and in the off season they aren't in Monte either. what a scam.

I'm not a streamer though :)

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  • 2 weeks later...

There's that wonderful joke being passed around online:


 After our daughter of fifteen years of age was moved to tears by the speech of Greta Thunberg at the UN the other day, she became angry with our generation “who had been doing nothing for thirty years.”

So, we decided to help her prevent what the girl on TV announced of “massive eradication and the disappearance of entire ecosystems.” We are now committed to give our daughter a future again, by doing our part to help cool the planet four degrees. From now on she will go to school on a bicycle, because driving her by car costs fuel, and fuel puts emissions into the atmosphere.

Of course it will be winter soon and then she will want to go by bus, but only as long as it is a diesel bus. Somehow, that does not seem to be conducive to ‘helping the Climate’. Of course, she is now asking for an electric bicycle, but we have shown her the devastation caused to the areas of the planet as a result of mining for the extraction of Lithium and other minerals used to make batteries for electric bicycles, so she will be pedalling, or walking. Which will not harm her, or the planet. We used to cycle and walk to school too.

Since the girl on TV demanded “we need to get rid of our dependency on fossil fuels” and our daughter agreed with her, we have disconnected the heat vent in her room. The temperature is now dropping to twelve degrees in the evening, and will drop below freezing in the winter, we have promised to buy her an extra sweater, hat, tights, gloves and a blanket.

 For the same reason we have decided that from now on she only takes a cold shower. She will wash her clothes by hand, with a wooden washboard, because the washing machine is simply a power consumer and since the dryer uses natural gas, she will hang her clothes on the clothes line to dry.

Speaking of clothes, the ones that she currently has are all synthetic, so made from petroleum. Therefore on Monday, we will bring all her designer clothing to the second-hand shop. We have found an eco store where the only clothing they sell is made from undyed and unbleached linen, wool and jute. It shouldn’t matter that it looks good on her, or that she is going to be laughed at, dressing in colourless, bland clothes and without a wireless bra, but that is the price she has to pay for the benefit of The Climate. Cotton is out of the question, as it comes from distant lands and pesticides are used for it. Very bad for the environment.

We just saw on her Instagram that she’s pretty angry with us. This was not our intention. From now on, at 7 p.m. we will turn off the WiFi and we will only switch it on again the next day after dinner for two hours. In this way we will save on electricity, so she is not bothered by electro-stress and will be totally isolated from the outside world. This way, she can concentrate solely on her homework. At eleven o’clock in the evening we will pull the breaker to shut the power off to her room, so she knows that dark is really dark. That will save a lot of CO2.

She will no longer be participating in winter sports to ski lodges and resorts, nor will she be going on anymore vacations with us, because our vacation destinations are practically inaccessible by bicycle. Since our daughter fully agrees with the girl on TV that the CO2 emissions and footprints of her great-grandparents are to blame for ‘killing our planet’, what all this simply means, is that she also has to live like her great-grandparents and they never had a holiday, a car or even a bicycle.

We haven’t talked about the carbon footprint of food yet. Zero CO2 footprint means no meat, no fish and no poultry, but also no meat substitutes that are based on soy (after all, that grows in farmers fields, that use machinery to harvest the beans, trucks to transport to the processing plants, where more energy is used, then trucked to the packaging/canning plants, and trucked once again to the stores) and also no imported food, because that has a negative ecological effect.

And absolutely no chocolate from Africa, no coffee from South America and no tea from Asia. Only homegrown potatoes, vegetables and fruit that have been grown in local cold soil, because greenhouses run on boilers, piped in CO2 and artificial light. Apparently, these things are also bad for The Climate. We will teach her how to grow her own food.

Bread is still possible, but butter, milk, cheese and yogurt, cottage cheese and cream come from cows and they emit CO2. No more margarine and no oils will be used for the frying pan, because that fat is palm oil from plantations in Borneo where rain forests first grew.

No ice cream in the summer. No soft drinks and no energy drinks, as the bubbles are CO2. She wanted to lose some pounds, well, this will help her achieve that goal too. We will also ban all plastic, because it comes from chemical factories. Everything made of steel and aluminum must also be removed. Have you ever seen the amount of energy a blast furnace consumes or an aluminum smelter?

Uber bad for the climate! We will replace her 9600 coil, memory foam pillow top mattress, with a jute bag filled with straw, with a horse hair pillow. And finally, she will no longer be using makeup, soap, shampoo, cream, lotion, conditioner, toothpaste and medication. Her sanitary napkins will be replaced with pads made of linen, that she can wash by hand, with her wooden washboard, just like her female ancestors did before climate change made her angry at us for destroying her future.

In this way we will help her to do her part to prevent mass extinction, water levels rising and the disappearance of entire ecosystems. If she truly believes she wants to walk the talk of the girl on TV, she will gladly accept and happily embrace her new way of life.

and finally...

Greta is Veruca Salt “You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words, how dare you! and for that... I want an Oompa Loompa and I want it NOW!!”

 

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Honestly speaking mate...I don't it funny at all!!! 😜

If everything is to be considered, then we shouldn't eat anything at all...because somewhere along the line to your dinner table, that innocent food has collected one or more ingredients that MAY cause cancer, be detrimental to your health, be cruel to living creatures, etc, etc, etc...

Don't OVERDO anything...moderation is survival! 😉

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Well, I find it extremely funny! :crazy:

We all know Greta & Co never aimed that much at the generation of common folk but the greedy, reckless corporations, their never-ending appetite for profits regardless the cost for humanity and nature as well as the corrupt politicians who are supporting them along the way of destruction!  :sad:

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While global warming/climate change alarmists rail against it, carbon dioxide is actually the "gas of life," without which life on earth would perish. Driessen explains in detail where carbon dioxide comes from, why it spurs plant growth, how it fights pollution, and its many other benefits. "Eliminate CO 2, and plants would shrivel and die.

 So would lake and ocean algae or phytoplankton, grasses, kelp and other water plants. After that, animal and human life would disappear. Even reducing carbon dioxide levels too much – sending it back to pre-industrial levels, for example – would have terrible consequences for crops, other plants, animals and humans.”

“Carbon dioxide performs as many miracles for our planet as antibiotics and immunizations have for mankind. That is an amazing feat for a colorless, odorless, tasteless gas that represents just 0.04 percent of our atmosphere: the equivalent of just 40 cents out of $1,000 or 1.4 inches on a football field!”

https://www.cfact.org/2013/08/19/carbon-dioxide-the-gas-of-life/

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