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Hahahaha! Jay you'd be right if you said monkeys and donkeys!

Here here!

I am so excited to give to you our first ever forum member interview. I would like to give to you the wonderful Icymods Interview...May I say I was gripped from start to finish when reading his answers...i hope you all enjoy it as much as I did. Q1. Can you tell us a bit about yourself Icymod? ICYMOD - I sure can! My real name is John AKA Icymod. I live in Canada to the east of this cold but beautiful country. Oh Canada! I'd say! My interests would be in the field of creating desserts, cooking, baking, and fuelling my passions and my just "desserts" from them. Art is another hobby I like to focus on. Q2. How long have you been playing in casinos? ICYMOD - I have been playing as a slots jockey for over 7 years now. Poker was first in line before the world of vast randomness coming from each spin. The thrills and spills, the turn of events, the moments of hitting big wins...including a nice jackpot were what made me come back for more! It`s great to be rewarded! Q3. Can you remember what your first ever slot was that you played? ICYMOD - What a simple but fine question asked young lady . My first time ever slot I got into was the 9 paylines progressive Super Star slot. It was all good during my first few bets of $0.18 then got the hang of driving towards $0.45 bets. I was chasing the random Gold progressive jackpot with no luck on any of my sessions. Any of them would do well for me but I decided to chase a different jackpot. The Ca$h Fla$h jackpot had a much different story to tell me. While initially being $1900+ I walked away with $1694.67! Chasing the jackpot on Golden Oasis was a mere sacrifice to see something again but that costed me a fraction of my original jackpot. I would be a fool not to try again! Who knows? The next jackpot could`ve been around the corner...waiting for me! Q4. You recently won the first 'prize' quiz that we run with an impressive 18 out of 18...can you pass some of your excellent knowledge of slots over to the rest of our members in one sentence? ICYMOD - Hmm....you must suffer bitter defeat before a jackpot can fall from the sky and into your hands. Always risk a bit more, time your plays carefully and follow your gut instincts! They may prove to lead to results that can let both a Bulldog & a St. Bernard drool like there`s no tomorrow! Warm sloppy drool anyone ? tut tut Icy...I believe I am asking the questions lol Q5. When it comes to betting are you a risk taker or do you tend to play it safe? ICYMOD - A surprising question! I tend to be more of a risk taker than to be safe. The rewards are far better to be daring! It really depends on my situation too. If I had a very low balance then betting safe is my key to turn my situation around....slowly! Q6. Can you remember what has been your biggest win has been off your smallest bet? ICYMOD - On an $0.18 bet my biggest win has been $60 for the main game. Should it also be during a feature for my $0.18 bet, my biggest win has been $300+ on Sneak a Peek - Doctor Doctor! Getting 5 nurses (Michelle) with a huge 8x multiplier was purely divine! The one of many reasons why I love Sneak a Peek! Q7. If you were an animal which would you be..and why? ICYMOD - Hahaha! My choice for an animal is a Monkey! They can climb & swing on trees, avoid danger and they can be mischievous! Using banana peels and coconuts as my advantages can take down foes. What better way to sleep during the night then to use my tail Q8. If you could have any super power what would it be? ICYMOD - The first thing that popped in my mind is to be the Iceman but my choice of superpowers relies on importance and that is the ability to heal all and keep death away from it`s reach towards the living. The ice ability looks great and all but being immortal through healing sounds more incredible! Death is my bit*h now! Q9. What would be your dream job? ICYMOD - My dream job would be......(drums rolling, opening curtains) a Police Officer! It`s one of the most dangerous and stressful jobs out there but with it comes, respect and power of authority! I would not only get the opportunity to solve cases but I can finally tell a naughty but Sseexxyy girl before incarceration to ``Put your hands up`` and ``Spread em!`` (Kim Kardashian or Vanessa Rousso, commit a crime already). Q10. Do you have any strange interests or hobbies? ICYMOD - If, ``strange`` reflects what I`m going to say then Astrology and reading books on Luck and odds are my hobbies. I am also an intuitive individual so I will need to learn more about everything to take full advantage! Sounds strange right? Q11. Are there any closing comments you would like to add? ICYMOD - Stay Sseeexxxyy, trust your guts and don`t get married on games that will become toxic in your relationship! You have the will and power to commit OR dump her/his a*s before your balance gets injured to death in the future........can I get a zero for that!? Remember that games are like computers, you can love them...they can love & hate you back and more importantly they can malfunction! Icymod your a great member here and valued by the whole team and all its members. Its an absolute pleasure reading your threads and posts and thank you for all your efforts and commitment to the forum..we hope to remain our close relationship with you for many years to come. Any comments can be added below!

I don't even know what you mean so I can't help sorry!

Ha! I was going to put the girls with gun thread in here aswell! Definitely telepathy luciana

Darn!

A word associated with STOP = RED (as in red for the traffic colour light stop)

To be honest I don't think there has been any logic through the entire game! It's just an association of the last word so if the 1st and 3rd word of the links don't associate then that's fine...as long as the 1st and 2nd do, the 2nd and 3rd do the 3rd and 4th do and on on on on ...

Lol...hahaha! How u managed to riggle yourself out of that one is incredible! An excellent description of Starburst too may I add. And the 3 reels of stars are due to come to you Afi...I've had loads of lovely wins with these

Wow! That's quite something

Yes please do

Thank You

Fantastic News for all of our Polish Players. I'm all for easier methods of payment!

Fortune Affiliates casinos now accept deposits in zloty!! Fortune Affiliates represented casinos are now accepting deposits in the Polish zloty. The addition is in partnership with NETELLER with the aim to make depositing easier for players in the region. Deposits in zloty will need to be made through the eWallet NETELLER. The service is an established alternative purchase method offering safe and easy online transactions. It allows players the ability to submit their details once and subsequently use only their NETELLER account number when transacting online. In order to make a deposit in zloty with NETELLER, players should be directed to the banking section of their casino. If a player does not have an account yet, they can be directed to the NETELLER home page in order to register and fund a new account. The Polish zloty is the latest addition to a growing list of currency accepted at Fortune Affiliates represented casinos. The move shows a focus in the region that will allow for greater access to quality casinos for the region’s population.

I've just seen the first casino with its name change! Will take some getting used to!

Ok guys this is hot off the press...read all about it!! B) B) There is a new slot due to be released which is being called red-hot! Yes it's those Girls with Guns - Frozen Dawn! The story behind the slot goes: The vivacious six heroines track an evil villainess as per their rules of engagement, chaos and destruction are inevitable. Its due to blow you away on Wednesday 9th April 2014. You can expect to look forward to: Shoot out bonuses, Free Spins, Frozen Wilds and Magnetic Wilds, being called an avalanche of rewards in the 243 ways slot! One of the first casinos launching this slot will be Crazy Vegas Casino...and I have a little Sneak Peak for you too!

Does anyone have a date for me yet for WildWater?

During the Great Depression, there was this man who walked into a bar one day. He walked up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the house a round of drinks". The bartender said, "That's fine, but we're in the middle of the Depression, so I'll need to see some money first". The guy pulls out a huge wad of bills and sets them on the bar. Well, the bartender can't believe what he's seeing. "Where did you get all that money?" asked the bartender. "I'm a professional gambler", replied the man. The bartender said, "There's no such thing! I mean, your odds are 50-50 at best, right?" "Well, I only bet on sure things," said the guy. "Like what?" asked the bartender? "Well, for example, I'll bet you $50 that I can bite my right eye." The bartender thought about it. "OK". So, the guy pulls out his false right eye and bites it. "Aw, you screwed me", said the bartender, and paid the guy his $50. "I'll give you another chance. I'll bet you another $50 that I can bite my LEFT eye," said the stranger. The bartender thought again and said, "Well, I know you're not blind, I mean I watched you walk in here. I'll take that bet". So, the guy pulls out his false teeth and bites his left eye. "Aw, you screwed me again". "That's how I win so much money, bartender. I'll just take a bottle of your best scotch in lieu of the $50", said the man. With that, the guy went to the back room and spent the better part of the night playing cards with some of the locals. After many hours of drinking and card playing, he stumbled up to the bar. The guy, drunk as a skunk, said, "Bartender, I'll give you one last chance. I'll bet you $500 that I can stand on this bar here on one foot and pee into that whiskey bottle on that shelf behind you without spilling a drop". The bartender once again pondered the bet. The guy couldn't even stand up straight on two feet, much less one. "OK, you're on". The guy climbed up on the bar, stood on one leg, and began peeing all over the place. He hit the bar, the bartender, himself, but not a drop made it into the whiskey bottle. The bartender was ecstatic. Laughing, the bartender said, "Hey pal, you owe me $500!" The guy climbed down off the bar and said, "That's OK. I just bet each of the guys in the card room $1000 that I could pee all over you AND the bar and still make you laugh!"

Really? Who? I don't know???

Me! Lady Luck....remember Afi? Lol

Prime Minister?

I'm not fussed on the Planet Exotica slot but I too like the doctor doctor one! None of them would rate in my top 3 but I agree they can be nice little earners

So I don't have to put 20p in the jar (technically I already should have but looks like the boys have let me get away with it this time haha!) I decided to actually read the link that was given by Lord and now I actually understand the topic! It's much easier to understand something if you just follow the rules! I never knew that! I'm quoting "BREAKING NEWS: Playtech is rumored to be ceasing operations in Canada, Netherlands and Finland with immediate effect, according to inside sources" So does this actually mean all of Playtech casinos will be closing for these countries or just the likes of ones like Vegas Red and Titan Casino that are mentioned in the article?

oooooh maybe 20 1p sweeties?