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If you post them till the end of the day, I'll gladly make an exception for you Sharon.
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QUIZ TIME - WEEK 4 ALL WELCOME
ValDes replied to cocopop3011's topic in Trivia, Quiz Games & Non-Gambling Talk
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Aaaaand... the contest is officially over for the month of July! The final results would be announced soon, so stay tuned!
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Guess how many mistakes are there in the very first sentence of your review for Da Vinci's Gold casino?!!! Come on, pay some attention to your language, for Christ's sake!
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Forget about it mate! Just tell me what should I do in order to move to Finland?
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Hahahahahah! That's the post of the month!
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It seems that your government is extremely generous, Otherwise I don't have a decent explanation of how it is possible those student money to be sufficient for food, rent, bills, alcohol, chicks and even online gambling?!!!
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Automatically applying a bonus to player accounts
ValDes replied to mycasinoaccount's topic in Online Slot Discussions
Ok then, thanks for trying to help all people, reading this forum, although most of them are long aware of how the bonus machine is actually working and how to prevent from such traps. And since you are a beginner at online gambling allow me to introduce some really helpful guides for a starter at that field. How to choose an online casino safely? Withdrawing from a casino - the whole truth! SOS, I got troubles with my casino, what to do? If you need to know more, just take a look at my signature, you'll find lots of useful stuff there. -
No one is able to give you an advice how to play correctly in order to win! Trust me, if someone claims to know that, then he/she is a pure fraudster! I wish I know the recipe, but shall have to disappoint you, sorry. 3000 euros down for 16 months of playing at online casinos is actually not that bad at all, my friend. I had some weeks with even bigger losses, so it all depends on the number and amounts you are depositing and the way and style you play.
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Automatically applying a bonus to player accounts
ValDes replied to mycasinoaccount's topic in Online Slot Discussions
Hello and welcome to the AskGamblers forum! Sorry for asking, but are you a casino rep, or just an online gambler, who is highly concerned about other gamblers, dealing with bonuses in the most proper way?! -
To gamble, means to take some risks, you know. You may win, but more often you will lose, simple as that. Now, if you are trying to say that any Microgaming powered casino has 'rigged' the software in some way, or at least that the software does not produce the expected outcome, then you should know a couple of significant facts first. 1. If there is a gambling software provider, which you can trust not 100, but 101%, that's Microgaming for sure! Yes, there is still much to be desired even from this company regarding some more transparency when it comes to the way how is the notorious overall RTP actually achieved, in what period of time, in what number of spins, etc, but as a whole, Microgaming was, is and probably will be the most trustworthy, honest and reputable casino software in the world! The good news here is Net Entertainment, who are about to join the club as well. 2. What we know from some of our industry friends, dealing with online casino, powered by Microgaming, it appears that Microgaming does not allow for any of its customers to change the software even by a bit, not to speak about manipulating RTP or something else! So much for conspiracy theories. 3. To be approved and audited by eCOGRA on a monthly basis is the ultimate certification of quality and fairness, which an online casino can possible achieve! And finally, allow me to ask you a simple question. Would you even think to start this topic if your RTP was 154% and you were 200 euros ahead?
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Show time - let's see your winner screenshots!
ValDes replied to ValDes's topic in Share your Winner Screenshots
Nope, but you are punished! Aaaaaand your punishment is .... to post here at least 5 big wins of over 100 x bet in the next couple of months! What a penalty, ah?- 9653 replies
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So, you play 9 lines, at 9 coins per line, which means 0.81 total bet per spin, right? With only 125 credits in the balance? Hmm, you are a brave one, you know that! Especially if you play at some of the Microgaming high variance slots like BDBA for example, which would easily eat your 125 credits at that bet in no time and even would ask for some more.... Of course the luck comes only to the brave ones and a possible win at 0.81 bet per spin (especially if you manage to hit something decent during the free spins) could be astonishing, but frankly, I wouldn't even think of a bet higher than 0.45 with this amount at my balance. But that's only me...
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Word Chain Game (AGAIN)
ValDes replied to cocopop3011's topic in Trivia, Quiz Games & Non-Gambling Talk
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WHAT SLOT SYMBOL ARE YOU?
ValDes replied to cocopop3011's topic in Trivia, Quiz Games & Non-Gambling Talk
Aha... Guru once...now officially promoted as The Guru with the Bell.. lol- 20 replies
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Show time - let's see your winner screenshots!
ValDes replied to ValDes's topic in Share your Winner Screenshots
Well, the majority of online gamblers would love to see some big winnings, instead of casual 20, 30 or even 50x hits. Trust me!- 9653 replies
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Ahmm, it's difficult for me either. But I'm the Guru after all, have to speak as much as I can and from what's written to be understood as less as possible! Jesus, lost the way again....
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Ohh, is there something better than a good rant early in the Monday morning? Not talking about someone in particular, just general, but I'm surprised from the way people are actually mixing and comparing categories like gambling platforms and gambling luck?! Having a luck at an online casino is one thing, but binding it at all cost with the relative software is not always the right decision if you ask me. Now, if I see a general question like "Do you think the slots all over the platforms were more tight in 2013, compared to 2012?" I am sure the answer would be 99% positive. Back on question now, the best Microgaming powered casino... My personal sense is that this year belongs to multi-platform online casinos, offering games from 3,4 and even more different software providers. Most of my money went to Guts, Redbet and MrGreen and then 32Red, which I consider as a huge difference with 2012 for example, when most of my gambling budget was dedicated to the good old MGS powered casinos...
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Show time - let's see your winner screenshots!
ValDes replied to ValDes's topic in Share your Winner Screenshots
Ok Sup3rma17, first and last exclusion from the rules for you. As for starting a new thread for winnings below 100x bet, do you really think that is worth having such a topic? I know the common win is mostly way below that border of 100x, but still ... what's the point to pay attention to the trivial, when we can seek for something unusual and thrilling?!- 9653 replies
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Agree! I hit them 'only' 4 times, but never playing higher than 0.36 per spin. Ain't that a tragedy? As for the small annoyances while playing slots... ohh, I can talk much about that. But since I'm really talking too much as of lately, would only share one of those, which bothers me most. Did you notice when playing TSII Thor free spin feature at low betting how many times the winnings are blinking until they finally explode? And since I never ever touch the game while in this feature, it's quite annoying when you have to wait for the game to 'show you' the miserbale win for whole seven (7) times?!
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WHAT SLOT SYMBOL ARE YOU?
ValDes replied to cocopop3011's topic in Trivia, Quiz Games & Non-Gambling Talk
Interesting new thread from you Sharon! It's cool. It seems that my current mood is 'showing' mostly A. What's the sentence?- 20 replies
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Word Chain Game (AGAIN)
ValDes replied to cocopop3011's topic in Trivia, Quiz Games & Non-Gambling Talk
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I bet you'll quit this 'promotion thing job' in less then two weeks! You can barely imagine what's the real meaning of having a "full e-mail inbox"!
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Hi char7777 and welcome to the AskGamblers forum! What's stated here at AskGamblers reviews, is exactly what's written in the casino terms and conditions, regarding withdrawals:
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'Bratwurst' definitely!
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