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    ValDes

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    1. ValDes
      This is what I call a decent exclusive offer! Kudos, my dear forum Heroine!
    2. ValDes
      Well, good or bad, you don't have any other option, my beloved ladies. I'm the 'father' of the off-topic jar and as such, I'm the principal of the funds gathered there. Simple as that. P.S. As an exclusive offer, I can share the free spins given to me with Kate. P.S.2. Count to three and you'll see Sharon, jumping here with her trademark "How rude?!!!" P.S.3. A minute after Sharon's "How rude?!!!" we'll see Afi here, trying to calm down the situation with a lovely "Tut Tut". P.S.4. Of course, whenever there's a smoke, you'd better look around for ... Icy, of course! And you know what follows,right? ValDes vs Icy via "verbal outpourings" only! Definitely a scene to remember! P.S.5. And just as soon as the fun starts and the Goddess of the AskGamblers realm appears. She's angry and uses one of her favorite karate movements to 'practice' with ValDes and soon after he starts counting the money back to the off-topic jar!
    3. ValDes
      Let me explain it better then... If we consider this matter in terms of pure mathematics, then yes, we are all losers since the odds of each and every casino game are in casino favor. Even if a game's RTP is set to 99.99%, it actually means that the casino will be on a profit after a predefined amount of spins/bets placed. But since it is not just pure math, but also luck involved, you never know. A loser one day and a millionaire on the next one...
    4. ValDes
      Care to explain?
    5. ValDes
      Sincerely hope, she's not... Otherwise she risks facing the 'big bad wolf' Sharon!
    6. ValDes
      Yeah, Icy...there's always the year after as well.
    7. ValDes
      No need to, really. Feel free to make my life as hard as you can, I can live with that.
    8. ValDes
      The answer is pretty obvious, if you ask me. Since the odds are always in casino favor, you cannot be ahead in a long term perspective, unless: - some jackpot is hit; - playing with 2 figure deposits and requesting 2 figure withdrawals; - you are the luckiest bas*ard on the planet!
    9. ValDes
      Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm happy, veeeeeery happy! Germany won 4-0, the super star Cristiano was completely neutralized and humiliated by the German defenders and on top of all, the German female fans on the stadium were absolutely 'unglaublich'!
    10. ValDes
      Nooooo, yet another fan of the Italian 'models' squad! At least Van Persie looks like a 'real' man, not some baby doll!
    11. ValDes
      It doesn't really matter anymore... Money has been 'invested' in a casino, lost in no time of course and all that's left was the smiley face of a particular casino manager, who promised me a bunch of free spins in return of my loss...
    12. ValDes
      Yep, Icy is right. I offered him a dollar per day as a bribe...for him to stay at the hospital until doctors are completely sure his head is alright!
    13. ValDes
      Excellent idea, mate! Will definitely follow your advice...next time when the jar is full.
    14. ValDes
      Happy birthday, my dear Katerina! Sincerely wish you all the best...and lots of new posts coming from you in the 'My last withdrawal was...' thread!
    15. ValDes
      Cute! Seems like it is going to be a big baby!
    16. ValDes
      Sincerely hope you will get drunk from happiness and not from grief!
    17. ValDes
      Good tips, but I'm afraid they apply to land based casinos.
    18. ValDes
      Well, I hope Lucas is going to surprise AskGamblers members with some exclusive free spins offer. Right, Lucas?
    19. ValDes
      Which code do you refer to actually?
    20. ValDes
      My experience with them was quite short to be honest, but as far as I remember they had some withdrawal fees, actually big withdrawal fees. And sincerely hope they have changed that after the merge.
    21. ValDes
      Ohh, how much I hate this hotshot Ronaldo! Portugal are the better team in my opinion, but I'll keep my fingers crossed for Germany because of the ugly and hated Cristiano!
    22. ValDes
      Haha, you will definitely get some...if your deposit history is good enough!
    23. ValDes
      Thanks mate. Sincerely hope that you consider 'active' as a positive characteristics.
    24. ValDes
      Yeah, agree with you, however the Italians managed to do their job and took advantage of even 50% situations, while England did not. And if you are not able to score your situations, especially while playing at world finals, I think you are doomed. Just look at what happened to Spaniards a few days ago...
    25. ValDes
      But of course, all women adore this the Italian football team. I call it a football team although for me they are more like some team of 'prima donnas' and models rather than real sportsmen.
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