Icymod Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 From the producers of, "When a promotion goes too far" comes a far out epic thread to this sequel.............." Aren't we all......?". In this thread, we relate to everything that we do, say, feel, or how we interact inside online casinos but first an example of this thread........aren't we all in denial that we are all.......gambling who*es!? Let's face the facts! The fact exists that we "choose a new casino", "register new accounts on many other new casinos", we choose our "method of deposits that inserts itself into our balances", receive a "match bonus in which we take advantage of to wager the amount before it turns into cash", we "choose many slot games that provide us entertainment.....hello Cherry Love, you can give me a good time!", then we "wait to get paid after the pending period, fees or no fees added" by the casinos after a job well done!! On another issue, when a casino promotion promotes the following below, To spend money that we already have.....holding onto our hands/balances just to risk them for Free Spins is something immoral to any gambler! Sure, if a gambler has plenty of money to burn left over it's fine but an average gambler to gamble an initial deposit balance and exchange money for free spins!?!? Some of you must see this point of view clearly as I do. What is the point of gambling? It's publicity to the casinos to earn but what does this mean to everyone else? A way to earn money from us? The point being is that it's better off going about this in three ways.......gamble your collectives on slots, withdraw them OR the 3rd least option is to exchange them for risky free spins upon only having excessive winnings. Just a wise decision to avoid spending money on offers like these because the minute we exchange our money for free spins we can earn less than the origin point of sale (Buying them) and who knows, these free spins could have a shockingly surprising "strings attached" wagering requirements that we do not deserve especially when we bought them with our own money! How does this define a player as "Lucky"? It's injustice in a jar waiting to be opened! Do you remember the movie: Thirteen Ghosts? The main character making an epically timed jump into the moving ring blades to save the other two. The jump represents the risks we take, the two characters inside the rings represents the rewards within the casinos, for better or worse and the moving blades can represent the blocking of wins......whether the spins are a success or they are chopped into tiny pieces of dead spins! Looking at the picture below, is it worth it? For those of you who took offense to this, please gather your choice of punishment towards me in the form of a negative comment, wrath, strings of berated opinions, pitch forks and other underworldly mentionables or perhaps an agreement to the paragraphs in question. They will be taken care of in the order in which they are received! The knowledgeable admins can add another warning point to my collection if they choose! As for the entirety of this thread, please feel free to continue this thread in the form of Aren't......, or Aren't we....... (Ie. Aren't we better off with....) Lucky Casino, if your reading this, my apologies but it is to protect the gamblers of all types from having less than satisfactory offers from the Free Spins Shop! Come up with free spins that are far more worthy than the money we are putting down on the line! Please give us more for what we bargained for! Coming up in a lesser shocking thread..............Cashbacks, the real deal? Icymod Branded as crazy by the Admins and the soon to be Pariah? Fiekie247 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afi4wins Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 Whaaaat? Aren't that Casino MAD???!!! To buy free spins at a cost of MORE THAN IT'S ACTUAL COST???!!! (unless they are Super Spins, but it's not stated) Playing the same game with that same amount of money gets you many more spins than if you had bought them... so what do you call that? A BLARDY RIP-OFF??? cocopop3011 and Icymod 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icymod Posted October 15, 2016 Author Share Posted October 15, 2016 For this Valdes/Cocopop3011 I deserve at least one more warning point lol since they wear off days later! @Afi, thanks for agreeing to the paragraphs and not returning back with a pitchfork lol Afi4wins 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afi4wins Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 For this Valdes/Cocopop3011 I deserve at least one more warning point lol since they wear off days later! @Afi, thanks for agreeing to the paragraphs and not returning back with a pitchfork lol You're welcome Icy mate...but I hardly carry any pitchfork with me... I only breathe and blow out FIRE like a fire dragon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icymod Posted October 15, 2016 Author Share Posted October 15, 2016 You're welcome Icy mate...but I hardly carry any pitchfork with me... I only breathe and blow out FIRE like a fire dragon. (Steady but gradually gets away. Icymod reaches a deadend cliff, turns around to show mercy) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afi4wins Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 ...and the fire dragon comes up to the Icy man...looks him straight in the eyes...then flies away... Icymod 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icymod Posted October 15, 2016 Author Share Posted October 15, 2016 ...and the fire dragon comes up to the Icy man...looks him straight in the eyes...then flies away... Upon the stress that built up seeing the fire dragon up close, who nearly melted the Icy man, Icymod fainted in the open snowy clearing (couldn't find an exact example so this will substitute it) Afi4wins 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afi4wins Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 Hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValDes Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 ... To spend money that we already have.....holding onto our hands/balances just to risk them for Free Spins is something immoral to any gambler! Sure, if a gambler has plenty of money to burn left over it's fine but an average gambler to gamble an initial deposit balance and exchange money for free spins!?!? Some of you must see this point of view clearly as I do. ... Whaaaat? Aren't that Casino MAD???!!! To buy free spins at a cost of MORE THAN IT'S ACTUAL COST???!!! (unless they are Super Spins, but it's not stated) Playing the same game with that same amount of money gets you many more spins than if you had bought them... so what do you call that? A BLARDY RIP-OFF??? Sorry guys, but couldn't disagree more! This is how the Free spins shop looks from inside the casino lobby. Take the Jack and the beanstalk offer for example - 10 bucks for 50 free spins. Now imagine you hit a free spins feature while playing with the free spins and it pays a decent 100-200 x bet win. You could easily end up the 50 free spins with a 20+ bonus. Now comes the interesting part... You are first playing with your cash, which means if you hit early while playing with your own money you could request a withdrawal immediately and all you gonna lose is the bonus money.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiekie247 Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 Okay so are you saying that you deposit $25 get 50 free spins, and the free spins winnings are bonus cash, but you still have the $25 real money as well? And you can withdraw whenever you win with real cash? Afi i am not sure if you understand the shop correctly, but this sounds exactly like offers you would want. You deposit and get free spins, so which you mean you have your real cash and free spins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afi4wins Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 Waaaaait a minute! Are you saying that when you buy those free spins, you have your deposited cash to play on first, then only followed by the relevant free spins? Or...you only get to play those free spins, the deposited money being not available anymore to play with? Meaning, deposit $10, get $10 to play with, plus get 50 free spins on Jack and the Beanstalk? Or, deposit $10, get 50 free spins on Jack and the Beanstalk only? I would think the latter is the correct one. Look at the Twin Spin offer instead. Deposit $35 but get only 15 free spins? Those 15 free spins could end up with nothing at all! That's not a good deal to me. Fiekie247 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiekie247 Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 Just confirmed, Real Cash are separate from bonus funds. So you can withdraw anytime you win with real cash and the bonus funds will fall away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiekie247 Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 Waaaaait a minute! Are you saying that when you buy those free spins, you have your deposited cash to play on first, then only followed by the relevant free spins? Or...you only get to play those free spins, the deposited money being not available anymore to play with? Meaning, deposit $10, get $10 to play with, plus get 50 free spins on Jack and the Beanstalk? Or, deposit $10, get 50 free spins on Jack and the Beanstalk only? I would think the latter is the correct one. Look at the Twin Spin offer instead. Deposit $35 but get only 15 free spins? Those 15 free spins could end up with nothing at all! That's not a good deal to me. Meaning if you deposit $10 , get $10 to play with and 50 free spins, not just 50 free spins. - I just confirmed this. Now that sounds like an offer you are interested correct? Also if you win while using your $10, you can withdraw anytime and forfeit your free spins or free spins winnings Afi4wins and cocopop3011 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afi4wins Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 Meaning if you deposit $10 , get $10 to play with and 50 free spins, not just 50 free spins. - I just confirmed this. Now that sounds like an offer you are interested correct? Also if you win while using your $10, you can withdraw anytime and forfeit your free spins or free spins winnings OH YES!!! Now that would be a good deal indeed! Get that deposit money to play with, as real cash, and also get free spins to play with after that. Yep, I'll be very interested in that. Now...which Casino again is this? Lucky Casino right? Fiekie247 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValDes Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 Yep, your deposit is there to play with and has nothing to do with the free spins. In fact, I consider these free spins as an ''insurance'', if I end up losing my deposit then comes the free spins and you never know what might happen you know... Fiekie247 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiekie247 Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 OH YES!!! Now that would be a good deal indeed! Get that deposit money to play with, as real cash, and also get free spins to play with after that. Yep, I'll be very interested in that. Now...which Casino again is this? Lucky Casino right? Yes There you go http://www.askgamblers.com/online-casinos/lucky-casino-review/ Afi4wins 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cocopop3011 Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 Meaning if you deposit $10 , get $10 to play with and 50 free spins, not just 50 free spins. - I just confirmed this. Now that sounds like an offer you are interested correct? Also if you win while using your $10, you can withdraw anytime and forfeit your free spins or free spins winnings This thread was so confusing until I read this bit which now makes a lot more sense! So you play with you real money first? Fiekie247 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiekie247 Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 Yes you do. I made deposit for $10 and then claim 50 free spins. Lost my cash and won $80 on Gonzo quest with my 50 free spins. and i think wagering is set at x50 the bonus amount. Busy playing Twin Spin now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afi4wins Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 Not good news for me though. My country is restricted from taking any bonuses or free spins...so Lucky Casino isn't lucky at all for me. Fiekie247 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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