CASINO JOKE OF THE DAY

[Luciana]

haha

 

[cocopop3011]

Hahahaha like that!

[ValDes]

[cocopop3011]

Oooo loving the picture theme

 

[cocopop3011]

[cocopop3011]

Sharon, you have just broke my heart with the latest joke! It describes almost perfectly the way I ''lost'' my wallet+cell phone at a party two years ago!!!!!!

Hahahahaha....just found this picture and it reminded me of the joke/story

 

[cocopop3011]

Something I would do this ..

 

[cocopop3011]

A young sexy blonde went to Las Vegas. She had been in the casino for about an hour, and realized she was thirsty. So she went to the pop machine in the hall. She put $1.00 in and a Pepsi came out, she put another $1.00 in and another Pepsi came out, she put one last $1.00 in and another Pepsi came out.

A man saw her, and he said: "What are you doing?" And the sexy blonde said: "Duh!! Winning!!!"

[Luciana]

[shimmy]

How to make an 80 years old lady swear?

 

Put another 80 years lady next to her, shouting Bingoooo 

[Luciana]

What a charming and cheerful reps we have around

 

Good one Keep up with a good mood!

[cocopop3011]

A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags. "Where are you going?" demands the surprised husband. "To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free!"

The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing HIS bags. "What do you think you are doing?" she screamed.

"I'm going to Las Vegas with you... I want to see how you're going to live on $1000 a year!"

[Irine]

I'm a SLOT lover and i find this offensive HAHAHAHAH!

[cocopop3011]

I'm a SLOT lover and i find this offensive HAHAHAHAH!

Oh my god I don't get it!

[Luciana]

I do and it's great one hahah!!

 

Pay attention to the casino's name - Literalis Casino! So, everything is literally there! If you get all 3 pairs of cherries, your winnings are of course cherries - literally

[Afi4wins]

I do and it's great one hahah!!

 

Pay attention to the casino's name - Literalis Casino! So, everything is literally there! If you get all 3 pairs of cherries, your winnings are of course cherries - literally

 

Oh geeee! If this is true, I should be playing Playboy...or Girls With Guns...or even Lara Croft Tomb Raider! Woooweeee!!! 

[ValDes]

Oh geeee! If this is true, I should be playing Playboy...or Girls With Guns...or even Lara Croft Tomb Raider! Woooweeee!!! 

 

And what exactly are you going to do in case a Lara Croft 5oak came up for example?! I doubt you'll manage to cope with more than one..or two at the most! 

[Afi4wins]

And what exactly are you going to do in case a Lara Croft 5oak came up for example?! I doubt you'll manage to cope with more than one..or two at the most! 

 

Hahahahaha...very true mate! Coping with 1 Lara Croft would be hhhell enough...with 2 Laras, that would be H-E-A-V-E-N and H-E-L-L combined!!!    Just fantasizing...

[Luciana]

Men business

[Afi4wins]

Men business

 

But of course, sweetie darling! 

Men talk openly about their men business...women keep theirs to themselves! 

Wouldn't it F-U-N if the ladies here start talking about women's fantasies??? Wooooo...

[Luciana]

Why not, but mine definitely won't be a slot game character

[ValDes]

Why not, but mine definitely won't be a slot game character

 

Then it must be a REAL gambling character, ah dear?! A gambler which name starts with Val and ends with Des perhaps?!

[Afi4wins]

Heeeey! Make way for others too mate! Long queue here behind me...

[cocopop3011]

There once was a woman who plays poker once a month with a group of female coworkers who was concerned that she always woke her husband when she came home around 1:00 am. One night she decided to try not to wake him. She undressed in the living room and, put her purse over her shoulder, and tiptoed nude into the bedroom, but was surprised to find her husband sitting up in bed reading. "Dammit woman!" he exclaimed. "Did you lose everything?"

[Luciana]

Hahahahahahahahaha!!! 

 

And even if we imagine she did lost everything, I gotta notice that she'd never give up her purse, like most women would do! Purses are priceless