Quote of the day

[klopklop]

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her

[klopklop]

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

[klopklop]

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

[Luciana]

"If something is not happening for you, it doesn't mean it's never going to happen...

 

...it means you're not ready for it"

[klopklop]

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button

[klopklop]

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it

[klopklop]

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap

[klopklop]

hi, i have to post a dutch saying:

 

first in dutch:

 

Beter te duur als niet te koop:

 

Better to be expensive as not for sale

[Luciana]

“It's easy to quit smoking. I've done it hundreds of times.” - Mark Twain

[klopklop]

What happens is not as important as how you react to what happens.

[klopklop]

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk

[Luciana]

"Be yourself, everyone else is already taken." - Oscar Wilde

[klopklop]

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot

[rmirtan]

its a bit old, but still funny i think..

 

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, *****, and Colon.

 

klop

 

i am agree with you.........

[klopklop]

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

[klopklop]

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it

[klopklop]

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

[klopklop]

Public opinion is no more than this: what people think that other people think.

[Luciana]

Dancing is like dreaming with your feet... <3

[imtheone]

a lot of quotes but for me its just simple as

 

LET IT AND LET GO...

[Luciana]

We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free

[zaina]

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

[Luciana]

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

 

Hmm, very thoughtful one, zaina Thanks

[Luciana]

If you do what you always did, you will get what you always got.

 

Routines..

[peterjohns]

‎"When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness"

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA

 

Administrator you are so daring, that to messing with GOD.