Quote of the day

[Luciana]

"Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the Sun!"

(found it on some picture)

Feel free to post some yours

[klopklop]

its a bit old, but still funny i think..

 

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, *****, and Colon.

 

klop

[Luciana]

Hahaha great! I've never heard this one before!

 

"You're not hungry. You're bored. Learn the difference."

[klopklop]

Lol, good topic.............

 

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

[klopklop]

another one, lol, my wife thought this was very funny...duh....

 

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Jim Carrey

[Glasgow]

another one, lol, my wife thought this was very funny...duh....

 

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Jim Carrey

 

i must post. my girlfriend laughed for minutes!

[klopklop]

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

[Luciana]

‎"When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness"

 

[klopklop]

haha, good one

 

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.

Ronald Reagan

[klopklop]

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

[isaac]

where do you folks come up with these? i've startled the dogs half to death with all my laughing lol!

[klopklop]

My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.

[klopklop]

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

[klopklop]

And remember, no matter where you go, there you are

[klopklop]

All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.

[Luciana]

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

[klopklop]

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

[klopklop]

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

[klopklop]

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

[klopklop]

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick

[klopklop]

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I

[klopklop]

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the ***** she is.

 

[klopklop]

it is not because your neighbor has *****, you also want to see them

[Luciana]

"Life is lived forward, but understood backwards" - Soren Kierkegaard

[Greg]

Oh wow how come I just found this thread? Lots of funny and wisdom in here.

 

"Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film."