klopklop Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 Luciana 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klopklop Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 LeoDubbed and partyhummel 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luciana Posted February 3, 2012 Author Share Posted February 3, 2012 Hahahahahaha, the last one is great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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klopklop Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags. 'Where are you going?' demands the surprised husband. 'To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $500 to do what I do for you for free!' The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing HIS bags. 'What do you think you are doing?' she screamed. 'I'm going to Las Vegas with you... I want to see how you're going to live on $1000 a year!' partyhummel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Luciana Posted February 6, 2012 Author Share Posted February 6, 2012 Boo partyhummel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luciana Posted February 7, 2012 Author Share Posted February 7, 2012 A perfect match couple klopklop 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klopklop Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 A Blackjack dealer and a player with a thirteen count in his hand were arguing about whether or not it was appropriate to tip the dealer. The player said, 'When I get bad cards, it's not the dealers fault. Accordingly, when I get good cards, the dealer obviously had nothing to do with it so why should I tip him?' The dealer asked, 'When you eat out do you tip the waiter?' 'Yes.' replied the player 'Well then, he serves you food, I'm serving you cards so you should tip me.' The dealer says 'OK, but the waiter gives me what I ask for... I'll take an eight.' The player replies Luciana and partyhummel 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klopklop Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Did you hear the one about the woman who hit her husband on the head with a rolling pin? Suffering from a sudden headache, her husband asked her, 'What was that all about?' 'I found a piece of paper in your jacket pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it.' She replied 'That's the name of a horse I got a hot tip on.' He replied Accepting his explanation she apologizes for whacking him. A few days later, she nails him on the head again, even harder. When he regains consciousness, he asks 'Why on earth did you do that?' 'Your horse phoned.' raverbabe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klopklop Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, 'Martha, pack up your things. I just won the state lottery!' Martha replies, 'Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?' The man responds, 'I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Luciana Posted February 9, 2012 Author Share Posted February 9, 2012 Hahahaha, great jokes! I noticed that iPhone jokes are popular now, so here's one partyhummel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klopklop Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 this one is weird........but still funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Luciana Posted February 10, 2012 Author Share Posted February 10, 2012 Hahahahaha, 9gag rulez! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luciana Posted February 10, 2012 Author Share Posted February 10, 2012 The traffic signs around us are just a piece of what's actually happening See the image Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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