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    Flatzem

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    1. Flatzem
      first he works really hard to turn the 10 CAD deposit into about a 100CAD (doing 20c/25c/40c/50c spins) then he starts with the 2 and 4 and 5 CAD spins (maybe even a 8 or 10CAD) till the inevitable 1K+ cashout, like a cakewalk.
    2. Flatzem
      Not having played slots (except for FS) I however went and played almost a 100 hands of video poker today (Jacks or Better), but made the mistake of not checking the pay table before playing. when I ended the session I then realised something was wrong and sure enough the pay table was the 8/5 and not the 9/6 version. Thus I had been playing on a 97.3% RTP and not the 99.54%. Difference is that the full house pays only 8 for 1 and flush 5 for 1 .. vs the 9 for 1 and 6 for 1 on the 9/6 table. So they ripped me off on the pay table, and short paid me on that 1 full house and 3 flushes that I hit during the session. Was my mistake tho, should have checked the pay table before playing. Not worth playing the 8/5 version. Finished 1 unit up (was playing 1.25e units), and that was the peak of the session, while the low point was -19u (-23.75e) at hand #54. On the very last hand I get trips and chose to double it one time and the RNG gave me an easy double when it presented a 3 and I chose the Q. Without that double would have ended the session -2.50e (97.89%) but with the double ended it with +1.25e (101.02%). If I had been paid the 9/6 table then would have been +2.50e (without the double incl.) RTP 102.1%, and +6.25e (with the double incl.) RTP 105.1%. see how the expected outcomes are so close. (the values in the brackets show what you would expect in the number of hands that had been played, only flush and trips were higher than expected. RF 0(0), SF 0(0.01), QUADS 0(0.22), FH 1(1.09), FL 3(1.05), STR 1(1.07), Trips 10(7.09), Two Pair 8(12.34), JoB 20(20.21), NoHand 52(52.78) Day #10 completed 07.01.2020 Day #11 completed 08.01.2020 Day #12 completed 09.01.2020 dreamt about playing a slot (unknown slot). Day #13 completed 10.01.2020 dreamt about slots (unknown slots), received 10FS (value 2e {10x20c}) RTP 142%, (screen covered/sound off). Day #14 completed 11.01.2020 Day #15 completed 12.01.2020 Day #16 completed 13.01.2020 Day #17 completed 14.01.2020 P.S. don't play video poker before checking the pay table, better yet don't play video poker unless you are one of those lucky players that gets the royals with ease.
    3. Flatzem
      were all your 25K spins on 1$ bets (all on autoplay?) so then you are running good on about 108% RTP on a slot that has TRTP of 96.06%. you found another cashcow for yourself, meanwhile there must be many others getting sub 96% to pay for your 108% in order for the slot to average out at it's 96.06%, you were chosen for the winning group so safe to say you can continue playing it and winning on it. But it may dip a bit here and there as the game gets older as we all know with slots they all do that, play good at start fo release and then go cold.
    4. Flatzem
      for some people fuzzy head and blurry vision are caused by WiFi.
    5. Flatzem
      But at least you are getting all these nice cashouts from minimal deposits. No one else is doing that at such regular intervals. The vast majority of players are losing at slots yet you with your minimal deposit/multiple casino strategy (yes we know you don't continue to deposit too many times into the same casino on the same day but rather spread the deposits over several casinos) are somehow finding ways to get runs that reach over 1K+ at very regular intervals like it's a walk in the park. I would love to see a live stream of your magical slot genius at work and I think hundreds if not thousands would tune in to see the magic)(I would make it an exception to watch it even though I don't watch slot streamers anymore).(Nowadays slot streamers deposit 500e or more bullets at a time and get multiple 100% match bonuses with low wagering and unhindered bet sizing, unrestricted games, so it's unrealistic for other players).
    6. Flatzem
      Casino hopes the player will reverse the withdrawal and lose it all. other reasons are; they will take the time to check if there were any malfunctions, breaking of bonus terms, irregular betting patterns.
    7. Flatzem
      when Johnny plays slots the impossible becomes possible, again and again and again...
    8. Flatzem
      the casino sent you a "Dear John" letter
    9. Flatzem
      that's amazing, you've conquered and beaten the slots, just stick to those 3 games (koi & dazzle & starburst) and you won't ever have a losing day/week/month.
    10. Flatzem
      that minimal deposit is done up to 500 times a day, so.. up to 5k. but it's all part of the system.
    11. Flatzem
      ask Johnny for his Proven Slot System™ , I think it works with all slots but especially best for Koi Princess and Starburst.
    12. Flatzem
      2 quid cap on all casino games? what about bingo and sports. They might go after those too.
    13. Flatzem
      Can't say no to free slots spins/cash (reasons its free money and also there's slim chance of progressive jackpot) but at the same time I implemented very strict rules in how to go about using them (no sound/no screen viewieng/no winbox), and also no landbased slots, no slot livestreams/no slot videos. With these strict measures give myself a strong chance. Slots will attempt to try lure me back to the plantation via slot dreams as I have already experienced on day #3 and day #7. Day #7 completed 04.01.2020 had slot dreams, about playing them, also in dream about a book with brochures about slots tips how to play/win (one of them southpark with a space theme) Day #8 completed 05.01.2020 Day #9 completed 06.01.2020
    14. Flatzem
      Day #4 completed 01.01.2020 Day #5 completed 02.01.2020 Day #6 completed 03.01.2020 received 50FS (value 11e {20x25c & 30x20c}) and converted them to 22.02e cash, RTP 200.18%, (screen covered incl. hiding the win box, sound off, 1 feature triggered paying 80xBet)
    15. Flatzem
      try upload of Mr Krabs instead
    16. Flatzem
      Day #2 completed 30.12.2019 Day #3 completed 31.12.2019 had a dream about playing high stakes slots and in another dream was talking to a guy that has a device that triggers land based slot jackpots.
    17. Flatzem
      thats just under 103xBet , not quite 1000x
    18. Flatzem
      and his friends saw what was happening and were telling him to set aside some of the millions but he didn't listen and went down to zero. when he reached 40 million USD peak (couple million at pool then by winning at dice & poker (maybe marking cards?), he ran out of players wanting to take him on at poker thus he turned his action to dice), then he made the mistake of taking on baccarat where he went to lose 20 million USD in 10 days. By the way some Chinese high rollers these days are losing 10 million $ in 15 minutes at baccarat. Karas said this "Money means nothing to me. I don't value it. I've had all the material things I could ever want. Everything. The things I want, money can't buy: health, freedom, love, happiness. I don't care about money, so I have no fear. I don't care if I lose it."
    19. Flatzem
      what about this guy Anargyros Nicholas Karabourniotis commonly known as Archie Karas, is a Greek-American gambler, high roller, poker player, and pool shark famous for the largest and longest documented winning streak in casino gambling history, simply known as The Run, when he drove to Las Vegas with $50 in December 1992 and then turned a $10,000 loan into more than $40 million by the beginning of 1995, only to lose it all later that year. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jIL3KLy1jM
    20. Flatzem
      did you manage to lose 8k at betsson already, was it on slots?
    21. Flatzem
      it's a little risky and it did lead to the 3rd relapse (costing -39.51e) when the FS paid rubbish (0.93e) but at same time not accepting it would be like finding free money and not picking it up and there is a tiny chance I could win a progressive jackpot with those FS. Also would be nice to get a trained monkey to do the spins for me, maybe will look into setting up an automouse clicker for that purpose cause the skinner box of clicking a button and getting a random reward is still messing with the brain just as they did with pigeons and rats even if the reels are covered the spin wins could be showing or could cover that too and only let myself see how many spins are remaining.
    22. Flatzem
      here's some videos I found when people rage against the machines. enjoy. Guy smashes roulette machine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Pls0TiPyTk Old man breaks slot machine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXw1MlzvGJU Man takes revenge on slot machines with axe after losing 5,000e https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVTLegQ2qVk
    23. Flatzem
      from a slots documentary there was talk about how sound is used to keep people playing slots and one guy that composes the sounds for the slots had this to say: "Everything is in major key, so happy sounding, if you lose there will be no sound, you don't want to reinforce that you've lost, the winning sounds they feel good about what they've done, and they keep plugging away".
    24. Flatzem
      Solving it on my own, so I thought of something to help prevent relapses so here it goes: going to start keeping a track of how many days I am going without spending cash on slots (only free promo spins/free bonuses allowed with no sound/no screen), this will help to prevent relapses cause of not wanting to break a streak and more. I might update it daily or weekly will see how it goes. Day #1 completed 29.12.2019
    25. Flatzem
      even if he makes 50 or more tenner deposits in a day , he can always say it was from a tenner while not mentioning the previous 49+ x tenners deposited during the 24 hours. It will make the slot miracle story sound more amazing and is something the casinos love get promoted, e.g first time depositer deposits a tenner and wins a jackpot on their first time playing to get many people to deposit a tenner after all nearly everyone has a spare tenner they don't need.
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