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    Icymod

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      Thread of Sorrows

      in Casinos General

      Posted

      Two confessions from dear old Icymod

       

      1) I received the payments yesterday, decided to gamble 30 euros on Casino Heroes, withdrew 90 euros got it within 2 hrs.....then suddenly I became the biggest elephant (Wooly mammoth in my case) and started going all out. I went from a 90 euros profit to a near poverty sum on the total Skrill funds. Yet that same day I went without a good nights sleep. Dam* this weak will power and the thirst for change! :(

       

      2) Icymod.......will be hanging up his golden crown to the top right corner of his gold painted, jewel encrusted, royal red seated throne at the end of December! A locked door leading to an exit can now be opened with the key he stole from..........Valdes' desk while diverting Cocopop3011's attention away from the scene by spilling coffee (double cream with sugar) discreetly on the papers and on the computer causing miniature sparks to fly about! It will only take four steps to step past the doubtful freedom that lies ahead!

       

      @Valdes, if you somehow positively threaten this snowman with words to encourage his stay, I'd have no choice but to (using two fingers on each hand to simulate a bunny style sarcasm expression) "cyber counterattack" (weird terms I know) this with a new thread:

       

      (Icymod thinking the following in his frozen head) Valdes aka Mr Dimitrov - Exposed. Find out the man hiding behind the "10 years and more as head of support and forum administrator" guru mask! Illustrations included! ;)

       

      (Thinking again) Oh no, he's on to you! Quickly dive into that chute and escape! :p

       

      His reply coming about in 3, 2, 1........

      [SUSPENDED] AskGamblers brand new contest! Take $5 for every published games comment!

      in Trivia, Quiz Games & Non-Gambling Talk

      Posted

      Hi there :) Any idea when the payments will be made? :)

      I got mine yesterday morning. Hope that you get yours soon.......(read the next couple of words fast after this).....bad@ss skater chick blondie who's been hitting diamonds galore on twin spin and can mysteriously be into rock, goth, skydiving, jewelry, fire trucks, pets that are furry & give out weird looks at passing tourists for no reason and dream about pigs that fly at night with disco ball helmets :D

      Aren't we all............?

      in Casinos General

      Posted

      ...and the fire dragon comes up to the Icy man...looks him straight in the eyes...then flies away...  ^_^

      Upon the stress that built up seeing the fire dragon up close, who nearly melted the Icy man, Icymod fainted in the open snowy clearing (couldn't find an exact example so this will substitute it)

       

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      Aren't we all............?

      in Casinos General

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      From the producers of, "When a promotion goes too far" comes a far out epic thread to this sequel.............." Aren't we all......?".

       

      In this thread, we relate to everything that we do, say, feel, or how we interact inside online casinos but first an example of this thread........aren't we all in denial that we are all.......gambling who*es!?

       

      Let's face the facts! The fact exists that we "choose a new casino", "register new accounts on many other new casinos", we choose our "method of deposits that inserts itself into our balances", receive a "match bonus in which we take advantage of to wager the amount before it turns into cash", we "choose many slot games that provide us entertainment.....hello Cherry Love, you can give me a good time!", then we "wait to get paid after the pending period, fees or no fees added" by the casinos after a job well done!!

       

      On another issue, when a casino promotion promotes the following below, 

       

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      To spend money that we already have.....holding onto our hands/balances just to risk them for Free Spins is something immoral to any gambler! Sure, if a gambler has plenty of money to burn left over it's fine but an average gambler to gamble an initial deposit balance and exchange money for free spins!?!? Some of you must see this point of view clearly as I do.

       

      What is the point of gambling? It's publicity to the casinos to earn but what does this mean to everyone else? A way to earn money from us? The point being is that it's better off going about this in three ways.......gamble your collectives on slots, withdraw them OR the 3rd least option is to exchange them for risky free spins upon only having excessive winnings. Just a wise decision to avoid spending money on offers like these because the minute we exchange our money for free spins we can earn less than the origin point of sale (Buying them) and who knows, these free spins could have a shockingly surprising "strings attached" wagering requirements that we do not deserve especially when we bought them with our own money! How does this define a player as "Lucky"? It's injustice in a jar waiting to be opened! 

       

      Do you remember the movie: Thirteen Ghosts? The main character making an epically timed jump into the moving ring blades to save the other two. The jump represents the risks we take, the two characters inside the rings represents the rewards within the casinos, for better or worse and the moving blades can represent the blocking of wins......whether the spins are a success or they are chopped into tiny pieces of dead spins! Looking at the picture below, is it worth it?

       

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      For those of you who took offense to this, please gather your choice of punishment towards me in the form of a negative comment, wrath, strings of berated opinions, pitch forks and other underworldly mentionables or perhaps an agreement to the paragraphs in question. They will be taken care of in the order in which they are received!  ;) The knowledgeable admins can add another warning point to my collection if they choose! 

       

      As for the entirety of this thread, please feel free to continue this thread in the form of Aren't......, or Aren't we....... (Ie. Aren't we better off with....)

       

      Lucky Casino, if your reading this, my apologies but it is to protect the gamblers of all types from having less than satisfactory offers from the Free Spins Shop! Come up with free spins that are far more worthy than the money we are putting down on the line! Please give us more for what we bargained for!

       

      Coming up in a lesser shocking thread..............Cashbacks, the real deal?

       

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      Icymod

      Branded as crazy by the Admins and the soon to be Pariah?

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      in Zero Deposit Offers

      Posted

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      For The Raffle

       

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      Hot new Playtech game: Miss Fortune

      in Online Slot Discussions

      Posted

      Do you remember the famous lady who played Professor Minerva McGonagall of Hogwarts in the famous movie: Harry Potter?

       

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      Well, now you can check her out in this small clip of her giving Harry Potter a neat look!

       

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      Now that we got that underway, check out this "soon to be new addition" from Playtech called "Miss Fortune"  ;)

       

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      25 paylines, 5 reels, Wild collection for re-spins, 7 Free spins at a starting 2x that increase in multipliers by each losing roll (spin) on 3 scatters + any 2 scattered Miss Fortune that were collected for extra free spins, 2 scatters of Miss Fortune will be held on until the real 3 scattered trigger comes in play during base game and a Teacher's pet bonus that will leave you struck in an enchantment of magical winnings upon finding that little trouble maker of a dragon....choose your lockers carefully because you have a limit to how many picks before the bonus round ends so find him and find him fast!!! Do not worry if your picks leave you empty because Miss Fortune will help open lockers to make things look like an easy slow steady walk!

       

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      Lady's and gentle rumors spreading of the release date will take place sometime on Halloween!! While we wait, be sure not to be attacked by a werewolf! Be safe and happy gambling everybody!!! Muahahahaha!!!

       

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      Icymod

       

      The Handsome Informant

       

      @Valdes/Coco, please remove the code on the 1st gif for neatness! TY

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