Awkward Live Chat

[Luciana]

 Hello

 

I'm currently working on collecting some info, regarding bonuses and country limits and restrictions related to it, so I'm sure I'll have a lot of interesting chats with supports and so many new experiences with it

 

Today, I was checking 50 Stars Casino. Went to their live chat and I'm still confused if I was talking to live person or robot.

 

Here's a dialogue, it's kinda funny, so I wanted to share and maybe even make you smile

 

Laura says:

 

Hey you . I have a special bonus just for you!

Laura says:

 

You with me? All you gotta do to get the bonus is click here to download, install, and enter real money mode by depositing in the cashier section.

User says: 

 

Hi Laura, sorry

Laura says:

 

No.. that's ok

Laura says:

 

hey there.. ;-)

User says: 

 

I'm not a player by the way

Laura says:

 

Ok, I just need a minute of your time to tell you about ouramazing first deposit bonus!

Laura says:

 

Yep?

User says: 

 

do you have the list of countries restricted from getting any bonuses?

Laura says:

 

We are offering an amazing bonus right now worth hundreds in free cash!!! We give you a 100% match up bonus on your first deposit and 125% on your second deposit.

User says: 

 

(I'm from AskGamblers.com)

Laura says:

 

For example: if you deposit $100, we'll add $100. If you deposit an additional $160, you can play with $360! All you need to do isdownload now!

Laura says:

 

So, to get your bonus just click here to download our secure Playtech platform, choose 'Play for Money' and fill in your details!

User says: 

 

have you got the chance to see my question, beside all those bonus ads?

Laura says:

 

how can i help you?

Laura says:

 

nice!

Laura says:

 

when you make you're first deposit, we will give you a 100% match up bonus on your first deposit up to $200 and a second match up bonus of 125% up to $200!

Laura says:

 

So start playing and get your welcome bonus now!

Laura says:

 

Don't forget that the bonus is subject to our terms and conditions.

Laura says:

 

anyway, if you need anything else in the future i'm here to assist you anytime!

User says: 

 

i need a list of restricted countries, from getting bonuses?

User says: 

 

if there is any

Laura says:

 

well, we are offering you a 100% match up bonus on your first deposit up to $200 and a second match up bonus of 125% up to $200!!!

Laura says:

 

For example: deposit $100, we give you a matchup bonus of $100, deposit an additional $100, and you can play with $225! Don't miss out on this amazing offer, download now!

Laura says:

 

in addition, you don't need to worry about computer threats because we use playtech secure software (playtech is a public traded company based in london ). we provide you with technical support 24/7 and are very committed to client satisfaction.

User says: 

 

sorry, are you live person or this is some automatic chat?

Laura says:

 

yeah yeah, i'm real

Laura says:

 

don't sweat it..

Laura says:

 

yes, i'm alive

Laura says:

 

Well, If you need further assistance please let me know.. It's been a pleasure talking to you

User says: 

 

okay, can you assist me?

Laura says:

 

I'd love to help you, no problem.

Laura says:

 

bye ;-)

Laura says:

 

[Chat ended]

 

 

 

 

[ValDes]

Hahaha!

 

Welcome to the reality of some Playtech powered casinos and their annoying live chat attack!

[Luciana]

Lol, this is typical for most of the Playtech casinos?

 

Why are they so irritating. I tried some casino a few days ago and that loading and downloading of each game you wanna play is sooooo boring idea!

[ValDes]

Lol, this is typical for most of the Playtech casinos?

 

Why are they so irritating. I tried some casino a few days ago and that loading and downloading of each game you wanna play is sooooo boring idea!

 

Why boring? Two of top 3 more reputable and popular brands, Playtech and Microgaming are offering Download version of their product and btw, this download version is the only one that contains all games.

[Luciana]

I know, but isn't it complicated and boring? Why did they make it like that?

Haven't they been worried about they'll lose some customers..impatient ones?  

[ValDes]

I know, but isn't it complicated and boring? Why did they make it like that?

Haven't they been worried about they'll lose some customers..impatient ones?

 

On the contrary... I'm pretty sure that most members here would prefer the classic download version of a Playtech or Microgaming casino instead of some flash powered platforms, which never run so smooth and crash all the time!   

[Luciana]

Weeeeell, obviously both ways have pleasures and pains

[ValDes]

Weeeeell, obviously both ways have pleasures and pains

 

Indeed...

 

However, I think you should try a couple of thousand spins playing Immortal Romance via Microgaming Quickfire platform... I bet there will be a significant change in your position regarding online vs. download casino.  

[Icymod]

Weeeeell, obviously both ways have pleasures and pains

Hahaha! It's a bot that gets a real live agent the attention after. 

 

As for your pleasures and pains, you can choose one of the following screens below             

[Luciana]

Icy, do you intend to transform AskGamblers into soft ***** site?!

[Icymod]

Icy, do you intend to transform AskGamblers into soft ***** site?!

No actually, it's just to annoy you and Mr Guru after my "traumatizing experience of the past". Surely you know your the key to all this!

 

Your still show much resistance after all this! Wow! I mean wow, Valdes wasn't lieing about your stubborn and persistence!!!! I'm still trying to break it no matter what!

[ValDes]

No actually, it's just to annoy you and Mr Guru after my "traumatizing experience of the past". Surely you know your the key to all this!

 

Your still show much resistance after all this! Wow! I mean wow, Valdes wasn't lieing about your stubborn and persistence!!!! I'm still trying to break it no matter what!

 

Haha, wish I could be annoyed by you, my fellow Canadian mate, but I really appreciate your amazing sense of humor as it is such a rare characteristics nowadays in men... Which doesn't mean of course that I will not act accordingly in the very second you cross the border, you know.

[Th3 Runn3R]

I think the messages about the bonus or what not are programmed, can you imagine typing those same text again and again to all new members of the casino? But be happy thou, some casinos don't even have 24/7 live chat like Playtech!

[Icymod]

Haha, wish I could be annoyed by you, my fellow Canadian mate, but I really appreciate your amazing sense of humor as it is such a rare characteristics nowadays in men... Which doesn't mean of course that I will not act accordingly in the very second you cross the border, you know.

Just doing my job, answering Miss perfect's comment about pleasures and pains   You knew it was gonna happen sooner or later. I can't stop with this habit, I need something to forget all about Luciana before my obsession goes to far for this new book called "Lady Lucy" Chapter IV - Jackpot! 

 

P.S. I'm not really obsessed with Luciana, just playing this excellent "stubborn/persistent break" role to annoy her relentlessly as much as possible! I'll be back to normal Icymod in time...................Master Valdes of the gambling industry!

[Luciana]

I think the messages about the bonus or what not are programmed, can you imagine typing those same text again and again to all new members of the casino? But be happy thou, some casinos don't even have 24/7 live chat like Playtech!

 

Yes I know they are not typing it all the time, but it's so annoying! And cheap way!

 

 

P.S. I'm not really obsessed with Luciana, just playing this excellent "stubborn/persistent break" role to annoy her relentlessly as much as possible! I'll be back to normal Icymod in time...................Master Valdes of the gambling industry!

 

 

That's exactly what I was always saying about your "obsession" !!