Funny Wimbledon Article!!!

[weezerteaser]

WORKING CLASS PERSON ESCORTED OUT OF WIMBLEDON....

 

Read it at Spank The News.com - Decency should be ashamed o itself!!

[blackjack]

i don't understand what this is about

[flashydaises85]

Hahahhaha oh sweet irony

[gamerbud]

good thing you've posted the link paul... i just read this article though it's quite funny and disgusting. 0_0

[seangamble]

nice read.. thanks for sharing

[mrobin52]

very useful post for me.

[aanyawllms]

A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.

 

Officer: You were speeding.

Man: No, I wasn't.

Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.

Man: But I wasn't speeding.

Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)

Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?

Officer: Yes, you would.

Man: What if I just thought that you were?

Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.

Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!

[aanyawllms]

Fred is 32 years old and he is still single.

One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"

Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women that I have wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."

His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."

A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"

With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much."

The friend said, "Then what's the problem?"

Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her."

[peterjohns]

A student is talking to his teacher.

 

Student: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"

Teacher:" Of course not."

Student: "Good, because I haven't done my homework."

[Luciana]

aanyawllms and peterjohns,

 

very cool jokes, but you have a special thread for it, called "Haha thread" Please post it there

[aanyawllms]

A Very Funny beautiful girl was a college student.

 

Once Very Funny Girl comes late to class.

 

Teacher: Why are you late?

 

Very Funny Girl : One boy was following me, sir.

 

Teacher: So, What?

 

Very Funny Girl : That boy was walking very slow.

[aanyawllms]

Museum Watchman: That's a 500 year old statue you have broken.

 

Funny Sharma: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

[peterjohns]

There were two desi lovers: Lalu & Rabri. They loved each other so much that they planned to do Suicide.

 

Lalu jumped first.

 

Now it was Rabri's turn.

 

Rabri closed her eyes, and returned back saying Love is Blind.

 

Lalu, in mid-air opened his parachute saying Love never Dies.

[imtheone]

hahah another one... thanks to all the post really made me laugh...

[peterjohns]

School Kid: Why are some of your hair white mom?

 

Mom: Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me unhappy, one of my hair turns white.

 

Funny Kid thought for a moment, and then said, "Mamma, how come *all* of grandma’s hair are white?”

[aanyawllms]

Dad asking his 3 yrs son

You like brother baby or sister baby ?

Son: I Like Your Sister's baby !!:-)

Rocking Genaration...........☺

[Luciana]

Hhahahahahaha cute! That joke reminded me of this video

 

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[aanyawllms]

Why do they call it the restroom? Is there anybody just resting in this room?

[aanyawllms]

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked.

 

She stuck her head out and said, 'Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes...'