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    Flatzem

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      they could at least give the dealers a mask that gives them a smile, there are those smile masks......... sold on amazon.
    3. Flatzem
      went to give Bonanza a try after taking a 2 months break from it, took 132 spins to get the GOLD (but if include previous session then it was total of 428 spins)..... the session welcomed me with a first spin win 6.85x then 9 spins later it gave GOL and multiple cascades it failed to give the D...... also within the first 50 spins it had a spin where the diamond was missing on reel 2 would have paid 150x since there were 3 diamonds on reel 6. anyways the first bonus paid just a trash 26.75x then 38 spins later GOLD again and it went 45.6x so nothing like what Bonanza King pinnit gets.
    4. Flatzem
      although you could get this tshirt.. if you really wanted to.
    5. Flatzem
      those were the good old days when you could actually see the entire face of the dealers and see facial expressions, now its like this with ritualistic shame muzzles
    6. Flatzem
      If You are located in the following countries You will not be able and are not permitted to access or participate in any Tournaments offered on the Platform: Kentucky (USA), UK, Australia, North Korea, Ukraine, Romania, India, Philippines, Malta and any other state or country as the Company may determine from time to time (together “Banned Territories”).
    7. Flatzem
      if you played bingo would you just prebuy tickets and check results later at end of day of all the games or would you go mental watching each game and flashing 1 to gos near misses...? there would be less stress of course not having to watch all the near hits.. and same goes with slots, theres alot of near miss hits and double scatter teases...
    8. Flatzem
      it will rinse you unless you turn yourself into a pinnit, pretty sure pinnit is the only one winning on this game everyone else is getting rinsed.
    9. Flatzem
      Coils of Cash has 96.2% RTP, but some places can offer it at 94.2% and even 91.2% ! so check the help file to find out what version you are playing
    10. Flatzem
      with your kind of slot luck you should be doing 4eur spins at least.
    11. Flatzem
      but did you play at least 85K spins?
    12. Flatzem
      @Blackjax have you been having issues with Skrill like many others? on trustpilot you can read whats going on, also their rating used to be very low but now they were able to raise it to 4.0 somehow did skrill pay them for reviews or threaten to restrict/close their account if they didn't leave a positive review who knows but its all the invited reviews.
    13. Flatzem
      twice out of how many thousands of spins ? if you want to trigger it more often then you gotta raise your stake. I seen streamers play mega moolah slots and they trigger it frequently but they play on max stakes. On min bet it can easily take several thousand spins per trigger. still easier to trigger than any of playtech jackpot slots.
    14. Flatzem
      I assume you are talkin bout cows milk, if only there were alternatives oh yeah there are. almond, oat, coconut, soya. here ya go some coconut to go with your cocopops
    15. Flatzem
      weak AI ? or you just mastered the game and are flogging a dead horse maybe try some other games how about those Civilization games...
    16. Flatzem
      you two could do a slot livestream together! that is after he gets done with the nanny duties
    17. Flatzem
      oh not you too, cocopop is also having the lack of time for slotting issue... try sleeping 4 or 5 hours a day then you will have more time for slotting. caffeine boosters should keep you going if you get tired. can work for a while. goodluck.
    18. Flatzem
      @CharlesSM are you running slots that are the reduced RTP versions ? from NetEnt/PlayNGo/Microgaming.... any any others that have the lower versions.
    19. Flatzem
      without fail they fail on an almost regular basis.
    20. Flatzem
      if only you sacrificed your netflix you would have had plenty of time to play slots.
    21. Flatzem
      the fireman helmet is one of the symbols and can you believe it has the number 69 on it. As for all those 9 liners you mentioned, the chance of getting a wild line is about 1 in 2 million.
    22. Flatzem
      I suspected it was Ladies Nite, this must be the html5 version of the slot cause the older version did not have that kind of Congrats screen. Wasn't able to find any videos of the new version. Btw speaking of microgaming slots did you ever play those Sneak a Peek slots and was Hunky Heroes your favorite by any chance? I don't know if any of the Sneak a Peek slots made it to html5. I know there were at least 3 versions, Doctor Doctor (9 liner), Planet Exotica (15 liner), Hunky Heroes (9 liner).
    23. Flatzem
      reason could be that the various bet size changes during play triggered something in their systems slot defense mechanism. But if they don't want people changing bet sizes then a slot should just be fixed bet size for entire time the slot is open.. kind of like at table games where some tables at live table games at landbased the pit boss can say to a player that is suspected of card counting that they are not allowed to change their bet size and must stay on the same bet size for entire duration of the shoe.
    24. Flatzem
      100x+ on a microgaming slot these days is like a 1000x+
    25. Flatzem
      it was also no fun while playing in "fun money" mode .
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