blondie

Hey there and welcome to AskGamblers Forum.
A bit more of a detail regarding what exactly are you trying to say will be greatly appreciated. Thank you. 

The beads of sweat as it dawned on him.....
More shame the casinos, like i mentioned, who affiliate with these tossers

Oh let me show you how demo play works, here's my balance (doesn't differ to the real play balance)  

Oh let me show you how demo play works, here's my balance (doesn't differ to the real play balance)  

Yeah and watch him brick it when it becomes apparent he’s in demo play. Oopsie daisy

No idea, I'm a minimum bet kind of girl. But out of interest which ones have you tried and what's your starting balance? £5 is a pretty hefty big. I know they say go big or go home but are you not setting yourself up for massive losses?

By awful you mean high variance beasts?😁 I'm the opposite, if i wanted a life changing sum of cash I'd roll high on DOA1/2 if i could afford it. 
Don't know if there's an answer for your question tbh: I've hit decent on fivers on BTG, on MG, even Netent's. Pragmatic play games can spew out 250x's quite often. You'd be best running by the paytables. Typical HV providers are Push Gaming/Merkur/Some PNG's/Novomatics (older ones)
BTG wise you could build up the hearts on Lil Devil on the 5 quids to get the 40 hearts to trigger the bonus but you will need one helluva bankroll as the base game has nothing. 
A lot of providers will have the game sheets that they give to casino's - it will tell them what the probability is of someone doing a max bet and getting the max payout - if anyones interested Reactoonz's is 0.00000000003😀
If i'd a whack of cash i'd probably play Captain Venture and DOA on those stakes. 
Personally i think it's very dangerous to attack slots with the mindset of i'm going in on biggish stakes to hit a monster; normally ends in wipeout. 

It also doesn't make business sense (unless you've cash flow problems)
If i'm a casino i want to pay that player their 17k or whatever. Knowing that, if all hassle free, some perks thrown in, I've got a player for life. Given the house edge etc I'll likely get that, especially if a long term player, 17k plus interest. 
Name? Is it that MonteCrypto?
I wouldn't wait for another reply - just file a complaint. And i would do just the one, not several. 

In the name of the truth, I've seen him doing crazier things actually... Like playing Koi on a 100 CAD bets if I recall correctly. 🤪

Johnny today: no more slotting
Johnny in 3 hrs; minimal deposit leads to world record Starburst video.
 

Different people, different preferences. 😛 
I can personally assure you the vast majority of punters would gladly vote (with both hands) for a dozen of free spins in exchange. 

Keep them coming, keep them coming! 😁

Why not?! See how forum gang gets amused by all this lovely, spontaneous and completely honest players! 
For example...
or even this one...
 

I heard they employ monkeys to work for them.
Is that true? 

Don't know for Mr P, but this is my common state of 'mind' playing slots recently! 😂

Oh dear, don't be scared... The worst that could happen is losing your money... nothing new I guess. 😛 

The last one lasted 5 minutes so see you in a few hours

Been like that in the UK for at least a year. Bonus and real must be segregated. 
Its basically a parachute bonus or second chance, whatever you want to call it.

It makes Razor Shark look like Starburst
Think of Jamming Jars with the volatility cranked up

880-spins session last night, zero free spins features and a 'hefty' $400 loss! On a dollar bet...😮 
Since when AI features 'AI bots crawling forums'?! 🤑

I will certainly... not... this time... However, not quite sure about the rest of the forum gang... Something tells me most of them would gladly kill ya if you mention any of these words ever again here... 

Your deposits are too high; you need to ask the casino if you can only deposit 1CAD for maximum Starburst impact. 

Ok, they have a license and a good game selection. 
With that in mind, they have been online for some time now, they weren't just launched yesterday yet it seems that good affiliate sites don't want to partner with them, therefore it's difficult to come across a genuine casino review on them. Plus the amount of fake comments and reviews that have been posted by these "strange, random" new players not only on Askgamblers but other forums- why? If they are really SO good, why the fake advertisement? On top of that, the fact that they publicize fake reviews on their sign up page really turns me off. Several members made some points on them, if you want to play there- go ahead, but it's one of the risks you'll be facing of not playing at an Askgamblers affiliated casino - you can't even file a complaint on them in case you don't get paid. Again Johnny, these are my thoughts but remember that noone was praising this casino to begin with. 

Funnily enough I got a bonanza bonus in the toilet this morning.
Back into the living room and none in 500
So headed back to the Golden Toilet 

Tbf I think Johnny was a bit hasty and signed up before he even seen this topic!
But yeah definitely sounds like stalling techniques to me.