ValDes

Entry 2

My entry for meme competition

and another one

Week One 2nd February - 9th February  
Create & Post a  Funny Meme
Valdes Will Pick the Funniest Meme to Win $50
To give you all a break from playing slots we have another meme competition but this time - Guru decides the winner. 
How to Take Part
You must create a gambling-related meme and post it in the forum. That's it!
There is no limit to how many you can enter, but the funnier the better. At the end of the contest, @ValDes will decide who he thinks is worthy of the $50 prize! 
Please see our original contest if you need ideas. The same meme cannot be posted twice. 
Terms and Conditions 
There are no minimum number of forum posts required   Payments will be made no later than 15th March Payments can be made by Skrill or Bank Wire Transfer  Players from Russia are excluded

Hey @Blackjax  
Pretty sure it has nothing to do with Play'N Go, mate. Most probably, it's either a buggy casino server infrastructure OR bigger issue with the platform provider in general. 
Back in my PNG days used to get pissed off (BIG TIME!) from this bs happening on a regular basis however with certain casinos only. Or should I say with casinos operating under certain big companies/names, just like Fiekie suggested above. And everyone who ever played seriously on any PNG slot will confirm that long sessions ( like really long, sometimes 1k spins and beyond ) are essential for getting a great win. For example - only a couple of my insane MultiFruit81 winners came from quick sessions, it would usually take min 500 spins and all beyond...
My advice mate, test your casinos with small bets but in REAL MODE and if it works okay without any interruptions, then just stay with that casino and/or group. 
Hope it helps!  

It went awful tbh...  
I played lesser than any other year in the last 15 or so... Just don't have the time anymore, too busy with the AG product. Which I find even more intoxicating than gambling! Hahah!  
Cash stats... Ah, not sure you wanna know... I certainly don't want to know, especially taking into account the following terrifying numbers: 
total deposits - 54 (all Skrill, the majority within the $100-$200 range);
total cashouts - 7 (min $150, max - $2,200)
total: - $3,600
Yeah, I know, it hurts! 

Jeeeez!!! Haven't laughed so much lately!!! 🤣😂
You are really amazingly creative! Kudos to everyone participating!👏 

It went awful tbh...  
I played lesser than any other year in the last 15 or so... Just don't have the time anymore, too busy with the AG product. Which I find even more intoxicating than gambling! Hahah!  
Cash stats... Ah, not sure you wanna know... I certainly don't want to know, especially taking into account the following terrifying numbers: 
total deposits - 54 (all Skrill, the majority within the $100-$200 range);
total cashouts - 7 (min $150, max - $2,200)
total: - $3,600
Yeah, I know, it hurts! 

Hey @Blackjax  
Pretty sure it has nothing to do with Play'N Go, mate. Most probably, it's either a buggy casino server infrastructure OR bigger issue with the platform provider in general. 
Back in my PNG days used to get pissed off (BIG TIME!) from this bs happening on a regular basis however with certain casinos only. Or should I say with casinos operating under certain big companies/names, just like Fiekie suggested above. And everyone who ever played seriously on any PNG slot will confirm that long sessions ( like really long, sometimes 1k spins and beyond ) are essential for getting a great win. For example - only a couple of my insane MultiFruit81 winners came from quick sessions, it would usually take min 500 spins and all beyond...
My advice mate, test your casinos with small bets but in REAL MODE and if it works okay without any interruptions, then just stay with that casino and/or group. 
Hope it helps!  

Here comes the Skrill log.
I have 4 active currencies on Skrill.
Euro, I was at a loss of €151.
NZD, I had a profit of NZD 28.
USD, Loss of $187.
INR, Profit of INR 36,882.
BTW I still have money in my USD currency so I am In profit in that regard. Even In NZD currency I have money. I also withdraw a decent amount of my winnings so technically I am in profit.
I just realized that the loss of Astropay above will be covered by the screenshot contest win. 
For the first time in the last 5 years I am UP.

Checked my Neteller today. 
Total deposits 39. Ranging from €9 to €169.
Total cashouts 18. Ranging from €11 to €353.
Guess what! Total losses. Drum roll.....!!!!
€15.
Astropay 
Total deposits $580. Cashouts $354. Loss $226.
Only Skril remains.

Btw I predicted this 6 months ago. Applause anyone!

You mean mini Johnnygotthebone!

clue is it has the number of days in a year in its name, it was raw and cashed out.

well I gotta put this in here.. my favorite slot of all time. it wasn't so nice to me on Trash Tuesday but this time it more than made up for it on today's Terrific Thursday. It took just 91 spins to trigger the feature in this session.

 

Btw I predicted a 300,000x nolimit slot.