CONTEST: Chain Story (Win $50!)

[casinoian87]

A Newport, a Xanax, and decided to watch movie where a lot of people got killed, even though he dis-likes scary movies, when he feels like he got screwed, and his basketball team lost a close game, partially due to poor officiating, he likes to see others get the "Saw" treatment

[Black Diamond]

When the movie was over, the TV showed a commercial for a new product called

[Greg]

diet water that promised to make you thin and beautiful.

[casinoian87]

Although the odds of it being legit were about as legit as most RTG casinos....

[misoo]

lol,

 

so when many people got scammed by the diet water they protested at the offices

[casinoian87]

and a riot insued...

[klarissa]

it broke up when a man named

[casinoian87]

Stephanie walked in and everybody started....

[Greg]

laughing because he was holding a tiny

[Black Diamond]

purse and a toy dog. But the laughter stopped when

[SickJoce]

she saw a GUN

[casinoian87]

But then the bar tender reached under the counter and pulled out.....

[Marco]

a €10 bill and said he'd give it to anyone who

[Black Diamond]

smacked the gun out of the guy's hand.

[klarissa]

So Klarissa took the money and slapped him silly until he dropped it

[casinoian87]

During the commotion three guys with machine guns walked in and demanded...

[Greg]

lots and lots of cake but they ran out of sugar so they had to

[casinoian87]

Moonwalk over to the to the General store and demand that the cashier.....

[klarissa]

give them sugar in exchange for

[casinoian87]

$30, which one of the guys conned off Ian through paypal, who now has to wait over month to access it, if at all because he is a.....

[Black Diamond]

guy with some incredibly bad luck lately that will probably turn around in the near future

[casinoian87]

he certainly needs it, to get to where he wants to be one day, which is..........

[nikkidog]

on a small Island where just girls live so he can ......

[Greg]

"frolic" around all day but the girls themselves are kind of crazy because

[casinoian87]

because he runs as good in life lately, as a guy with no legs running a/an ......