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    Miss...you're the worst!

    Afi4wins

    By Afi4wins
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    " Pardon me miss...but...AAAAAARGH...you're simply the worst!!! "  :sorry: 

     

     

    Oh geeees! Oh daaaaamn! Which nice beautiful ssexyy miss could ever do that to me...or to anyone else???  :huh:

     

    Everything was going smoothly and getting along nicely...then she suddenly dropped a BOMB unto me... AAAAARGH!!!  :angry:

     

    Luckily it wasn't a real bomb...it was just a STINK BOMB...one that could make you, me and anybody else puke in disgust!

     

    Okaaay...okaaay...enough of the expletives and whatnots...

     

     

     

    This is a REAL EVENT...one that happened to me some time back...mmmm...about 1 month or so ago, to be precise.

     

    Oh heck...I could tell this story in the Chit-Chat thread...but that wouldn't give the impact of what I have just said.

     

    What impact? The impact of how one beautiful ssexyy MISS can be so AAAAARGH...sorry...no words to describe her!  :(

     

     

    Daaaaang! Which miss? What happened? Tell us more! Tell us more!  :shok:

     

    Do you really wanna know?

     

    Do you really wanna know what had happened to me on that fateful day?

     

    YES!!!...YES!!!...  :D

     

    Aaaah...I knew I could grab your interest and your attention...hehehe!  :D

     

    Okaaaay...okaaay...the answer is all apparent in the next message...below...

     

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    Well...this is not another elusive story like my 'Lady In Red' story...

    but it has the same intention of eluding anyone's first impression on the story...hahahaha.  :D

     

    Did I break anything? Did I break my 'darling in red' laptop?  :shok:

    Ooooooh noooooo...no way Jose...I may be utterly disappointed...I may be utterly angry...but my darling stays with me!!!  :D

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    :shok:  Oh my gosh Afi!!! I can't believe you came so close! That one stupid helmet! Probably the closest you've ever come to that million right?

     

    Would you believe it if I say I missed it 2 TIMES in a row!!!  :angry:

     

    1st time was with $0.50 bet...also missed by 1 ***** silver helmet!

    The 2nd time, still in the same game, I was playing with $3 bets because I had just made a good win in the free spins...and this is the one you can see in the screenie.

     

    Then I started thinking...WTF...if $3 bet is still a blardy close miss, maybe I should start playing with $4 or $5 bets...

    I did...the next bonus game came...got all bronze helmets...aaaaargh...my plans backfired on me! Hahaha.

     

    Anyway...I was playing with a huge bonus at that time...so a cashout wasn't there at all...

    but it kept me playing for a day or two more.  ^_^

     

    All this happened after I made that $4,500 withdrawal at Grand Reef Casino...and just 1 day after too! Sigh!  :p

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    Would you believe it if I say I missed it 2 TIMES in a row!!!  :angry:

     

    1st time was with $0.50 bet...also missed by 1 ***** silver helmet!

    The 2nd time, still in the same game, I was playing with $3 bets because I had just made a good win in the free spins...and this is the one you can see in the screenie.

     

    Then I started thinking...WTF...if $3 bet is still a blardy close miss, maybe I should start playing with $4 or $5 bets...

    I did...the next bonus game came...got all bronze helmets...aaaaargh...my plans backfired on me! Hahaha.

     

    Anyway...I was playing with a huge bonus at that time...so a cashout wasn't there at all...

    but it kept me playing for a day or two more.  ^_^

     

    All this happened after I made that $4,500 withdrawal at Grand Reef Casino...and just 1 day after too! Sigh!  :p

     

     

    Wow...so you almost hit the million twice in a row  :angry:  :o

     

    I miss this game you know I really need to get back into my Playtech Casinos it's been such a long time!

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    Wow...so you almost hit the million twice in a row  :angry:  :o

     

    I miss this game you know I really need to get back into my Playtech Casinos it's been such a long time!

     

    Yes...I missed it 2 times in a row...hardly 1 hour later after the first time!

    Maybe it's a good sign...I hope so...that a Gladiator jackpot may well become a reality for me sometime in the near future.

     

    Before this, I was thinking "why can't I ever get a chance at the Marvel jackpot?" :angry:

    Every minute or so a message would pop-up saying 'A player has just won the $$$$.$$ Marvel Jackpot!'. These messages keep popping up whilst I was playing a Marvel game. So much so, it made me sick to think that others can win it but I can't!  :(

     

    It was then that I started playing Gladiator Jackpot with longer playtimes. At least with this game, the jackpot is only between me and that million. I will not be competing with other players directly...not as when playing Marvel jackpot games...because the Jackpot Bonus Game lies in the Gladiator game itself...and not by getting a random chance hit at the Marvel jackpot game...which I find so blardy hard to get.

     

    All I need to do now...is to keep on playing Gladiator Jackpot regularly...and wait for that fateful day when all helmets appearing shall be golden helmets! Win 1 million...win 2 million...is never for me to decide...but for me to accept and thank God for it.  ;)

     

    Shouldn't ALL OF YOU be doing this too??? Just my thoughts...hehehe. :D  

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    Yes...I missed it 2 times in a row...hardly 1 hour later after the first time!

    Maybe it's a good sign...I hope so...that a Gladiator jackpot may well become a reality for me sometime in the near future.

     

    Before this, I was thinking "why can't I ever get a chance at the Marvel jackpot?" :angry:

    Every minute or so a message would pop-up saying 'A player has just won the $$$$.$$ Marvel Jackpot!'. These messages keep popping up whilst I was playing a Marvel game. So much so, it made me sick to think that others can win it but I can't!  :(

     

    It was then that I started playing Gladiator Jackpot with longer playtimes. At least with this game, the jackpot is only between me and that million. I will not be competing with other players directly...not as when playing Marvel jackpot games...because the Jackpot Bonus Game lies in the Gladiator game itself...and not by getting a random chance hit at the Marvel jackpot game...which I find so blardy hard to get.

     

    All I need to do now...is to keep on playing Gladiator Jackpot regularly...and wait for that fateful day when all helmets appearing shall be golden helmets! Win 1 million...win 2 million...is never for me to decide...but for me to accept and thank God for it.  ;)

     

    Shouldn't ALL OF YOU be doing this too??? Just my thoughts...hehehe. :D  

     

    Wish I could say Yes, but in fact have to disappoint you mate. :( You see, although you think it is between you and this particular jackpot game, in fact it is not just like that... Simply because each and every bet made with the game matters and counts for the jackpot, meaning that more bets were being made, the bigger the chances for the bloody jackpot to fall are in reality. 

     

    And considering the fact that I cannot play Playtech games and to help you by making my own share of bets with Gladiator Jackpot slot, all I could do is to keep all my fingers crossed for ya! Go, get that jackpot mate!  :clapping:

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    You see, although you think it is between you and this particular jackpot game, in fact it is not just like that... Simply because each and every bet made with the game matters and counts for the jackpot, meaning that more bets were being made, the bigger the chances for the bloody jackpot to fall are in reality. 

     

    And considering the fact that I cannot play Playtech games and to help you by making my own share of bets with Gladiator Jackpot slot, all I could do is to keep all my fingers crossed for ya! Go, get that jackpot mate!  :clapping:

     

    Your first point...agreed...it is not just me and the jackpot...but my thinking differs slightly mate. The jackpot is a pool prize...every player contributes to it. The 9 Golden Helmets to win the jackpot is randomly activated but is inevitably controlled by size of bets, total bets made so far, and whatnots...but the jackpot game is actually in the game that I am playing itself...and knowing that no other player can ever interfere or intercept what is going to unfold for me!  :D

     

    For a Marvel Jackpot, I could be playing any Marvel game day in day out for years and years, without ever getting a chance to see a jackpot game unfolding right in front of my very own eyes...and not ever feeling the super excitement of missing the jackpot! Not even once so far!  <_<

     

    For Gladiator Jackpot, each and every Jackpot Bonus game that I get to play is a REAL CHANCE at hitting that jackpot prize...and each Bonus game is a THRILLER in itself! 1000 Bonus games played will be 1000 times my adrenaline went haywire! Now THAT IS DAMN THRILLING!!! Hahaha.  :D

     

    See the difference mate? ;) 

     

    Whether I win the jackpot is totally out of my control...but getting the excitement of seeing a jackpot chance unfolding is definitely in my hands...each and every time! So for me from now on...Marvel games...move aside pleeeease!  :D

     

    As for your last point...whooopie...thank you mate...but don't ever uncrossed those fingers of yours, hahaha.

    Whaaat? Oooops...okaaaay...okaaaay...with certain exceptions in the day...or night!  :lol:

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    There is no difference between Gladiator Jackpot and the Marvel Progressive Network Jackpots mate. Except the way both jackpots have been implemented and visually designed. One of them is being taken out of the games and triggered randomly as a separate game while the other /Gladiator jackpot/ is being integrated within the game itself. All the rest, including but not limited to prize pool gathering, triggering etc is one and the same. The same applies to your chances to trigger one of these bonuses - those are proportional to the number of bets and money wagered on any of these jackpot games. Yes, I could understand why you prefer the Gladiator Jackpot, however my personal preferences would always stick with Marvel Jackpots. Why? Simply because I hit Power and Extra Power several times, that's why. :D

     

    I am totally surprised that you didn't hit any Marvel Jackpot so far though... Considering the average number of spins and money you wager usually, you should have hit them several times by now... Hmm, weird to say the least... :o

     

    Anyways, one or another, you know my wishes already. Now back to work and never return without that bloody jackpot scalp on your belt!   :crazy:

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    There is no difference between Gladiator Jackpot and the Marvel Progressive Network Jackpots mate. Except the way both jackpots have been implemented and visually designed. One of them is being taken out of the games and triggered randomly as a separate game while the other /Gladiator jackpot/ is being integrated within the game itself. All the rest, including but not limited to prize pool gathering, triggering etc is one and the same. The same applies to your chances to trigger one of these bonuses - those are proportional to the number of bets and money wagered on any of these jackpot games. Yes, I could understand why you prefer the Gladiator Jackpot, however my personal preferences would always stick with Marvel Jackpots. Why? Simply because I hit Power and Extra Power several times, that's why. :D

     

    I am totally surprised that you didn't hit any Marvel Jackpot so far though... Considering the average number of spins and money you wager usually, you should have hit them several times by now... Hmm, weird to say the least... :o

     

    Anyways, one or another, you know my wishes already. Now back to work and never return without that bloody jackpot scalp on your belt!   :crazy:

     

    Back to work...YES SIR!...never return without that bloody jackpot...AYE AYE SIR!!!  :hi:  :D

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