If some game characters were real, I'd say this to them!

[stevie37]

I was bored and always wanted to think what I would say to some characters in games if they were real. Obviously its only a game but geezzz ... some of these games can rub me the wrong way and while not emotional, I do get passionaly pissed off at times. 

Below the top onest that can get to me.  Do you have any games or game characters that shouldnt be in front of you when you are losing?  What would you say? Crazy talk I know but what imagine  ....

On my shortlist - 

 

1. Sweet Alchemy   "  Dear witch -  Please stop saying everything is wild  because they are not. And stop giggling on no wins. you make it out like you enjoy it. perpaps you do and if so, well... #$^$ you! "

2.  Reactoonz 2 - ' " Dear whatever  you are ...  you must have learned the trick from the witch in Alchemy with bonus build-up then ... you dissapear.  and you like colour differences dont you. like when I have a lot of yellow, you love being nomitated green then we do not match. you like that dont you.. sick thing "

3. Jam Jars  - " Jo JArs  - I like the jamming and connecting. can you  not fight on stage and stay together for the whole show. no one like it when you drift away"

4. Ghost Glyph- " -  Hi Casper..Get da #$$ in there!. ... Wait .. No .. not there ... THERE! ... No.. you getting in wrong.. just leave it "

5. Money Train -  ". Collector.... Collleeccctoorr.... colectir....ccccooolllleeeeeeecccctoooooorrrr...."

[Afi4wins]

I don't play a lot of games, just on my few favourite oldie ones, because every time I see the damn lousy paytable of new games, I'd say "f**k you...I'm not playing you!"

Whenever I'm playing on my favourite games and my favourite sunset or full moon doesn't appear to make a threesome, I'd say "f**k!"

To the blonde blue-eyed lady for not appearing in a threesome, she gets my middle finger...no words spoken...I'm being polite!  

Okay...I admit...I don't speak much...but when I do speak out, my vocab can be very limited! 

[ValDes]

What an awesome idea you got there @stevie37! Kudos for the amazing creativity!!! 

Topic pinned of course!

What would I say, hmm... I'm playing only three of the suggested games: 

Reactoonz2: "Hate you, you worthless piece of %^$^%$. Haaaaaate youuuuu!" 

Jammin Jars: " Come on, come on, one more linked multiplier, one more linked multiplier.... then one more combo, one more comboooooooo !"

Money Train 2: "You f****n  piece of ^&%&^%&^%! Give me back my buy-feature-moneyyyyyy"!!!! 

[Blackjax]

I would like to say something to dog house and dog house megaways.

Woof.....woof....oooouuuuuu...grrhhhh...woof.......wooof.

FFS connect. On the third reel. Wild on the third reel. Please connect.

Grrrhhhhhh....

 

[kayenne23]

reactoonz 2 when it gives a 20x and says big win. 

[kayenne23]

money train 2 after 5 bonus buys 

[kayenne23]

jam jar when they start disconnecting and ending up with a 30x win

 

[cocopop3011]

On 10/21/2020 at 10:47 AM, kayenne23 said:

reactoonz 2 when it gives a 20x and says big win. 

How did i completely miss this topic last year!!! 

Class replies @kayenne23