Flatzem

Following my 3k beating pst night I decided not be a wimp. I limited  myself everywhere. 
This morning I decided to use my Gaming expertise. Went on askgamblers. Found a place without ten star reviews. ONECASINO... decided to counter punch last nights beating. 
 
100 in plus 100 bonus(25x no max pay, max 5 per spin!)
 
Now sitting at 1000 Half way through
 
STAKERS sent me all the details of the wire transfer. It’s on its way. Dunno what a casino has to do to get a rating here but I hope it’s soon. They are really worth a peak. 
 
Later. 

How many times was blackjack the end result? I would imagine probably over 50 percent.
Another thing I'd like to point out is the unbelievable amount of horrible hands dealt to a full table with of course the dealer ending up with a 20, many times suited 10s, Js, Q or Ks. You look down at the table and everyone has either a 12 to 15 with one or two players with an 11. They double in some cases and of course get a 2,3 or 4. The other night, I saw a guy with 3/3 perfect pair. He split them and ended up get 4 3s in a row on the first hand making a 15. He hit it again and got a 5. His other hand resulted in 21 and when the dealer flipped over the under card it was a 6 making her hand 16. Of course a 5 from the deck comes out and everyone lost.
I played a lot of hands in Vegas in the late 1990s and early 2000s when there was no side betting except at the old Flamingo where they had pocket Queens of Hearts @ 25 to 1. This was the first time I saw a side bet and I asked the dealer what he thought. He just shook his head indicating it was a sucker bet which I knew already. Funny enough I had a lucky streak going and decided to put a 25 dollar green chip on it and it hit.
With that said regarding side bets, we used to make a lot of jokes about getting straight flushes and suited trips playing in Vegas as it seemed to happy quite often in live play. Rarely do you see this online,like once in a blue moon. Another thing I've noticed is when A's come out they are strung together like 3 or 4 in arow. When or if I see this it's time to go.

I actually did a little research into the viability of playing blackjack online and whether or not it's legit. I came across several renowned card counting experts who all said pretty much the same thing you eluded to, the deck penetration is such that it's not a feasible undertaking. The conclusion most "professionals" came to was to stick with live games if you wish to generate a profit which was my thinking before even attempting an online session.
It's a much different game live IMHO and to be honest I have seen either the luckiest cards for the house on the planet or my luck is worse than death itself, perhaps something in between. I'll let the reader decide there.
The biggest turn off to me is the erratic and totally moronic play of other players. I do very well if it's just me and the dealer 1 on 1 or with another skilled player, however this is rare so I try to take advantage of a slow table when the chance arises. From my pretty extensive experience in live games, horrible players get razzed pretty well from the other people sitting on the table so it mitigates that aspect or playing at higher stakes tables normally eliminates that aspect but not always.
I wonder what casino that was who banned a player for varying his bet sizes. This is the only way to potentially walk away with winnings. This reminds me of a session the other night that I felt something was amiss. I go to a table with a $20 min and notice there are two players each with 4 wins in a row. So I sit down just as a round is ending. I quickly place a $40 bet and the cards are dealt and I get a blackjack.. Immediately after that hand ended, the other two players leave (I found that strange as they had each 5 wins in a row) and the dealer suddenly changes the shoe without any cutting card whatsoever.
I saw this and thought, something is not right so I bet the minimum $20.  I'm dealt an enticing 11 with the dealer showing a 10 and I declined to double and just took a hit and got a 6 making it a 17 to stand on. The dealer magically has a blackjack, go figure. 😲
 I immediately clicked off and went along my merry way.
Another thing I have found playing online is it's almost predictable when a losing streak comes on. Without fail, I have noticed when a dealer is hitting 21s and getting blackjacks they tend to tear the table apart. Just my observations so far as I really haven't seen many players make a lot of money, not like one might in a live atmosphere.  I don't like losing constantly so I tend to bolt from a table after losing a couple hands in row at $20 to $50 a round. On the $5 to $10 minimum tables I'll stick around trying to ride out any minefields but I must say they can be brutally long to the point of hopeless abandonment.
In any event, you might want to do some search on YouTube regarding online blackjack scams or cheats. You'll be surprised at what you see. Thanks for the knowledgeable and informative response, I appreciate you taking the time to do so. Cheers!

when dealer's upcard was Ace (23 times out of 319 rounds) the end result was a blackjack 6 times. Out of the 319 rounds, the dealer made blackjack 12 times, I had Blackjack 18 times. This is on a 6 deck shoe online computer blackjack not live dealer. Out of those 23 occasions when dealer had Ace upcard I won the round 7 times, dealer won 15 times, and push was 1 time. (I did take insurance twice and won both, I know I really shouldn't take insurance not worth it in long run unless you are card counting and the count is high enough to warrant it). Speaking of card counting online live dealer it's almost always 8 deck shoes and penetration of 50% so making card counting difficult. There was a stream I was watching last year and during the streamers blackjack session someone said in chat that some people have made many thousands doing card counting online at the evolution tables by monitoring the tables for a high count and only betting when the count is good. I guess they would do it in teams and check all the tables and then jump in either betting behind or if table has a spare seat. Don't know exact details of how they went about it but only betting when they had an advantage. Which might happen in some shoes when lots of low cards come out early and the count gets high enough and the shoe is rich in high cards.
I have seen someone say on a forum that they got accused by some online casino of card counting cause they had won about 1K in a session and they banned him from playing live dealer blackjack cause of it. He denied card counting but was probably just innocently varying his bet sizes and just made it look like he was card counting cause card counters have to change their bet sizes depending on the count.
 

It is possible they could be using bots to just mess up the flow of the table and try tilt players and make them play worse and make it a more of a roller coaster experience, but as far as if they shuffle the deck properly and legit then how would the system know the order of the cards, is there something in the shoe that can read the RFID of each card, surely not. Have you noticed the weird name players at all table limits, cause you may want to move to higher table minimums, where all players will likely be playing optimal strategy.

one unusual stat that I have found in those 319 rounds is that the dealer was dealt an ace 23 times and not busted once (I busted first twice so still the dealer had a chance to bust 21 times but did not bust at all.) Dealer should have busted at least 3 times.

imagine mr play wins best casino award cause they hired some dudes in an indian call centre to vote like crazy for em. Just look at all the reviews theres dozens from India there (a restricted country),.

masking their games is unacceptable, not explaining it is even worse and if the worlds best Starburst player can't win at their site then something must be wrong for sure!

Stakers should just be called Fakers      😂

you went for the sweet 16 minimal, and not the catch 22 minimal deposit? or the wenner tenner
there's gotta be some method to the madness when it comes to choosing which minimal deposit size to use on what particular day at what particular time.

if anyone doesn't know this but some lucky players had the good fortune of a world record 2920x monopoly live .... last night.
 

you ever had people trying to steal chips from you at the tables, that happens too. there's a trick that if they put some glue on the bottom of their glass and then place it on your chip stack and saying good luck then they lift the glass and take the chip with it, other things like say you using cash chips at roulette table then people can easily take it off the table when you not paying attention. The thing about blackjack and the flow of the cards and players messing it up for other players shouldn't have an effect on your overall play but players will blame those situations for losing that card, it can go both ways, some player standing when they shouldn't can result in the dealer busting and you winning the hand etc. What it can do tho is possibly tilt you when you let it get to you and then you may play erratically as a result.

when Johnny plays slots the impossible becomes possible, again and again and again...
 

the casino sent you a "Dear John" letter

that's amazing, you've conquered and beaten the slots, just stick to those 3 games (koi & dazzle & starburst) and you won't ever have a losing day/week/month.

To each their own, if this is a way that helps you with not playing (or rather depositing) then good. What puts me off a bit is to read about the covered screens etc. If you really don't want to play but want to use your no deposit bonuses, I'd rather ask a friend to do that. I'd probably just give my logins to my best friend and ask them to play out the spins and if they're wager free cash out a win if there was one. Just be careful in whichever way you proceed.

try upload of Mr Krabs instead 

try upload of Mr Krabs instead 

Day #2 completed 30.12.2019
Day #3 completed 31.12.2019 had a dream about playing high stakes slots and in another dream was talking to a guy that has a device that triggers land based slot jackpots.

It should be probably be easier to fight the urge to slot in the coming year:
 - More HV releases that you need 500x bankroll's to play, or play at rubbish-y low stakes
 - Surely not more megaway releases, enough already
 - More SOW etc from MGA casinos's and all that nonsense
 - Aspire Global buying over every on their knees casino.
 - Every release from PNG
 - Most releases from MG
 
On the plus side, Relax gaming are coming away with some decent releases.
 
Need a time machine to go back to the Golden era of slotting; 2006-2009

Probably withdrawal syndrome causing slot dreams...to get you back playing! Fight it! Hehehe.

Flatzem...
 
 
Sometimes I can make 10 deposits. Usually not more. 
 
Never more than 200 on any given day. 
 
 

here's some videos I found when people rage against the machines. enjoy.
Guy smashes roulette machine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Pls0TiPyTk
Old man breaks slot machine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXw1MlzvGJU
Man takes revenge on slot machines with axe after losing 5,000e https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVTLegQ2qVk

from a slots documentary there was talk about how sound is used to keep people playing slots and one guy that composes the sounds for the slots had this to say: "Everything is in major key, so happy sounding, if you lose there will be no sound, you don't want to reinforce that you've lost, the winning sounds they feel good about what they've done,  and they keep plugging away".

Take only pragmatic free spins, set them on turbo + autoplay and finish them in 1minute
Anyway, keep us updated if you manage to cashout maybe from free spins, gl anyway.