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    Flatzem

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    1. Flatzem
      and why you getting such good Epic Ape features? I have had 4 features on Epic Ape and they paid just. (total spins played on Epic Ape lifetime is 566 (2 sessions)............ RTP 71.41%) best base game hit 40xBet #1: 73.5xBet (40c bet) #2: 4.5xBet (1.60e bet) #3: 20xBet (1.60e bet) #4: 2xBet (2e bet) as far as Buffalo Blitz (total spins played on this lifetime is 607 (2 sessions)......... RTP 139.97%) best base game win 60xBet #1: 2.5xBet (1.20e bet) #2: 58.9xBet (4e bet)) everyone would be winning on slots like you if we were all getting the sorts of high paying features that you have been getting. would never play epic ape again, buffalo blitz on the other hand I would, even though they are supposed to be clones. So if we combine the stats for both then in total of 1173 spins the RTP becomes 99.65%, also if combine the features then avg of 26.9xBet per feature and avg of 196 spins per feature.
    2. Flatzem
      you just said that it is so easy to read (starburst)
    3. Flatzem
      could you make a starburst specific video where you show what signs to watch for as you play it and perhaps put in text to indicate or spoken voice, text is fine. or write the times and what happens during those moments and how you can read the patterns and when to raise bet to take advantage of it. Or maybe you have a starburst video already from start to finish. where these patterns happen.
    4. Flatzem
      take for example 22 in 400 out of epic ape (epic ape is clone of buffalo blitz), What would have been your starting spin stakes and when to raise on that. Do you think your ability to turn small amounts into several hundreds or over 1K means that you are lucky on slots or is it cause you recognize the patterns and get insights into when to raise and what slot to play at the right time. Also knowing when to leave a slot when its in a cold mode setting and not overstaying on it and turning into larger loss chasing some feature which even if it comes due to the slot being in a cold rng mode means the feature can be most likely something lame like 25x or lower. Did you see that feature I had earlier this month on Buffalo Blitz on 4e bet which paid 59xBet and during that feature I had this spin happen where reels 3,4,5,6, had diamonds and all diamonds were given a 2x multiplier.. anyway here's the pic of it. What would you say about that was that unlucky? I mean that slot that particular session gave me 210.60e profit but it was a battle of HI of 210.60e and LO of -198.40e (168spins at 1.20 then 50spins at 4e). RTP of 152.44% Note that Highest base game win for that session of Buffalo was 45.38xBet (181.50e) on spin 217# and then just the very next spin it triggers the 2nd feature and this time on 4e bet. So the slot has like many other slots the tendency to get hot and give out wins in clusters. So if you get a win theres a good chance another one is to hit soon after. During that session I did get one earlier feature on spin #45... which paid just 2.5xBet on 1.20e bet. That's the issue with this slot and the epic ape, they can give these shockingly low paying features. Notice that reel 1 was missing a bear which if had it been there would have paid so much more. How do you calculate the win of 140e on that spin ? Oh yeah why not make some of those diamonds 3x or 5x. but to give all 4 diamonds at 2x thats harsh.
    5. Flatzem
      so what you saying is to deposit exactly 22euros, (perhaps multiple times a day), play koi/dazzle/epic ape, and get on a good run, then cash out , that's all there is to it then? But on some days that good run doesn't happen. So you gotta recognize that and not keep depositing more and stop the playing for the day.
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    7. Flatzem
      Tried 40c stake for 296 spins but no feature on bonanza, RTP 100.25% best base game win was 48.3xBet and 2nd best was 27.1xBet
    8. Flatzem
      @pinnit2015 wondering how many spins did you do for that 9 gold afternoon session?
    9. Flatzem
      Was really going to take a break from slots today (except for free promo spins) but then I watched dazza g's bonanza video where he got some big bonanza feature and other big base game wins, and also watched some slot streamers videos and community big wins compilation which included someone getting a big bonanza feature win on 40p stake (17 spin feature with up to 15x multiplier, then on spin 12 he got a £505.24 win, last 5 spins were dead but still he got paid a total of £554.38 (1385.95xBet), sigh next thing you know I talked myself into playing some spins on Bonanza at a reasonable stake of 80c per spin, was going to do one batch of 25 spins to see how it goes and somehow got a feature on the 16th spins when G O L D just dropped in without cascades. So will play it now and see what the result is, this is my 10th bonanza YTD and 11th LTD. anyway result is in: was only 28.25xBet, there was a spin there with two wilds and a diamond on top and other diamonds and it missed a connection on reel 1, I think it reached only 7x Multiplier.... the 11th feature took only 16 spins since previous feature. Puts LTD spins on 4247, avg of 386 spins per feature. and avg feature LTD is 88.27xBet and LTD RTP at 90.23% Will keep my stakes on this no higher than 2e per spin (most likely 1e or less), I could not take another go at 4e stake after what happened 3 days ago where the only two times I had features on 4e both paid just 22.2xBet and 18.15xBet
    10. Flatzem
      The Wuhan National Biosafety Laboratory is the only lab in China designated for studying dangerous pathogens like SARS and Ebola. Anyway the rearch that I have done into this that in such a bio weapons lab one of the scientists got infected and well he or she walked out and started infecting others somewhere in 2019. Only one lab in China can safely handle the new coronavirus. The lab happens to sit in the center of Wuhan, the city where the newly identified coronavirus first The only BSL-4 lab built in China, which is already facing accusations of facilitating bio-weapons... 5G is also connected with all this. 5G Launches In Wuhan Weeks Before Coronavirus Outbreak Did the 5G launch in Wuhan China cause widespread compromised immune systems? MBLs are a natural defense system in the human body used for biological recognition and surveillance at the molecular level. MBLs bind with sugars, allowing the protein to interact with many different kinds of... also let's put some things into perspective about the widespread hysteria going on . More than 250,000 people in the US die every year because of medical mistakes.
    11. Flatzem
      be careful about any "vaccine", we are talking about the elites who made this virus and released it, in the first place, to produce a problem reaction solution type scenario, Bill Gates is involved that sinister nerd that is into eugenics and vaccinations and depopulation. Oh yeah his marriage to Melinda is a joke, he has some agreement where he gets to have a weekend away every year with his ex wife or ex gf whatever, what wife would allow that? But anyway he is part of the global elite that is into depopulation via vaccination and the anti CO2 group. When CO2 is the gas of life yet these elites and other climate change scammers/hoaxers are talking negatively about it. you know what let's just get David Icke to tell it how it is about all this corona hysteria and what it really means.
    12. Flatzem
      have any of you stocked up on food and other essentials, such as having a 1 or 2 or 3 months supply of food and stuff. Toilet paper and soap and other anti bacterial cleaners. The preppers that were laughed at are sitting relaxed while everyone else is running around panic buying and some stores have empty shelves. Fights breakin out over toilet paper too.
    13. Flatzem
      When you noticed the url masking for VS, how long did you play for before you realised that something is wrong and stopped playing there. You may be onto something. Session RTP tells the story, do auto play for 100 spins at a time or so and note the rtp for each batch you will find the truth that way about how the rng is dealing.
    14. Flatzem
      #268. BRAG: Someone said: just had 500 dep -> 6k cashout on leo in 2 quick book of ra bonuses #269. BEAT: Someone said: my portfolio is down almost 20% rip... I guess im sitting and waiting it out. #270. BEAT: Someone said: I lost 50 000 euro in stocks today #271. BEAT: Someone said: I lost about 1k in crypto portfolio, but im used to it in crypto now #272. BEAT: Someone said: I lost 50k euro in leovegas they give all kinds of goodwills in the time I heard its illegal 2019 in sweden but still got gifts, can I ask for refund
    15. Flatzem
      I think I missed the golden days of Bonanza by not playing it in those early release days/year. As I said the earliest time I played it was in 2019 May so well past its release date of 7.12.2016 any thoughts about that dazza g from youtube, he sure plays bonanza a lot and releases many videos on it. is he running better than most players cause of being an affiliate I don't know how they could possible make an affiliate win more just looks that way but he has his good and bad runs. Gotta cashout those smaller profits or the slot will mostly take it from you if you do a very long session. While he does auto batches of 100, I prefer 25 or 50 and then decide if to continue by how its playing but should be more strict with that observation of its mood play. Just so easy to say give it another 25 auto and another and another. and it can give 50% RTP without blinking set after set.
    16. Flatzem
      4 more Bonanza features yesterday bringing my YTD total of Bonanza features to 9 and LTD to 10. avg feature:(xBet) YTD 68.3xBet avg feature:(AMT) YTD 123.53e avg feature:(xBet) LTD 94.27xBet avg feature:(AMT) LTD 117.74e #07: 16.45x (12sp. spin #3622, 16.45e){11/03/20} #08: 12.90x (12sp. spin #3937, 12.90e){11/03/20} <- 11 dead spins #09: 41.55x (12sp. spin #4092, 83.10e){11/03/20} <- needed ace on reel 3 to make many many many ways of aces. #10: 298.95x (12sp. spin #4231, 597.90e){11/03/20} <- this one missed a diamond reel 1 on spin 11 which when on 14x multiplier to connect multiple diamonds I think 5OAK. How do you get 16.45xBet and 12.90xBet features? those were on 1e bets. The 12.90xBet feature had 11 dead spins. (1.70e trigger and 11.20e for one winning spin) has anyone had worse on a 1e bet or what about those 4e bet features? BTG is taking the p_i_s_s with this slot and all their slots are basically high variance balance rippers. Best to hit and run with this slot cause you can start a session and go up in it early but stay for too long and most likely it will turn into a loss cause of the high number of dead spins and losses disguised as wins which can be around 80% and if you combined that with very low paying features then you have a balance rip. But previous day had worse with 48.5x (2e bet), 50.4x (2e), and worst of all were the two 4e bet features paying just 22.2x and 18.15x because of those low paying the RTP YTD for Bonanza is at just 89.31% and 90.01% LTD.
    17. Flatzem
      @pinnit2015 can you say something about my Bonanza stats, you are a veteran of Bonanza and know the ins and outs of it, yet I have had only 5 sessions on it, total I played Bonanza for 3419 spins, RTP 82.44%, most recent Bonanza session was about 5.5 hours marathon 2299 spins 80.88% RTP. (should have exited bonanza that session after the 1st (+69.20e at that point) or 2nd feature (+44e at that point), playing Bonanza for too many spins in session is just balance destruction. these are my 6 features stats. How bad is this ? total FSF YTD: 5 total spins YTD: 3059 highest feature:(xBet) YTD 105.6xBet(42.24){29/02/20} highest feature:(AMT) YTD 50.4xBet(100.80){10/03/20} lowest feature: (xBet) YTD 18.15xBet(72.60){10/03/20} <- 4e bet ! shocking lowest feature:(AMT) YTD 105.6xBet(42.24){29/02/20} avg feature:(xBet) YTD 48.97xBet avg feature:(AMT) YTD 80.29e total FSF LTD: 6 total spins LTD: 3419 highest feature:(xBet) LTD 327.95xBet(65.59){15/05/19} highest feature:(AMT) YTD 50.4xBet(100.80){10/03/20} lowest feature: (xBet) LTD 18.15xBet(72.60){10/03/20} <- 4e bet ! shocking lowest feature:(AMT) LTD 105.6xBet(42.24){29/02/20} avg feature:(xBet) LTD 95.47xBet avg feature:(AMT) LTD 77.84e all Bonanza features LTD list: #01: 327.95x (12sp, spin #278, 65.59e){15/05/19} #02: 105.6x (12sp, spin #537, 42.24e){29/02/20} #03: 48.5x (12sp, spin #1181, 97e){10/03/20} #04: 50.4x (17sp. spin #1411, 100.80e){10/03/20} #05: 22.2x (12sp. spin #2816, 88.80e){10/03/20} <- 4e bet ! shocking after a 1405 spins to get this feature. #06: 18.15x (12sp. spin #3044, 72.60e){10/03/20} <- 4e bet ! shocking Bonanza YTD (hbgw: xBet: 50.7xBet(202.80e){10/03/20}{YTD sp#2404/LTD sp#2764}, hbgw: AMT: 50.7xBet(202.80e){10/03/20}{YTD sp#2404/LTD sp#2764} Bonanza LTD (hbgw: xBet: 50.7xBet(202.80e){10/03/20}{sp#2764}, hbgw: AMT: 50.7xBet(202.80e){10/03/20}{sp#2764}
    18. Flatzem
      had been winning on B&CW Cash slot for past few days, but when I went to it tonight I lost a lot on it attempting to trigger the feature but it wouldn't bets went from 25c to 50c, 1e, 1.25, 2.50, 5e, 6.25, 12.50e, 25e (25e is max bet)..... multiplier at 3x, went for big bets once it reached 3x, and it wasn't playing any good. then went over to Bonanza, starting with 2e spins, first feature within 100 spins, paid 48.5xBet put me nicely up 69e on Bonanza but continued on , few hundred spins later 2nd feature on 2e bet, paid just 50.4xBet. still up on Bonanza at that point by 44e. But then continued on and it would not trigger a feature for at least 1000+ spins. had also raised bet to 4e during this time and more spins.. till it finally drops in a feature that paid just...........22.2xBet disgusting.... about 250 spins later another feature on 4e bet this time it was worse just 18.15xBet.... a few more hundreds of spins at 4e then raised to 5e but no more features came. Brutal Bonanza. Best base game win was 50.7xBet on 4e bet.
    19. Flatzem
      There are some slots from Eyecon that the balance updates before you click on the selection obviously revealing that it's predetermined. Poor design when it's done like that. Also any jackpot picking is obviously predetermined, both landbased and online. But knowing that it's predetermined puts the mind at ease and you are not left wondering if the pick made a difference.
    20. Flatzem
      Does anyone know if with Playtech / Ash gaming slots where you pick a box to choose how many free spins and what symbols get stacked for example, if it is predetermined or if good picking makes a difference? I mean there are those slots such as Halloween Fortune (you pick a witch and potions to reveal multiplier and number of free spins), Batman & Catwoman Cash to name a few. Where the player has to pick from 1 to 4 boxes, or in the case of the cat burglar bonus it is 1 of 2 options. It can be tilting if you choose a box that is not what you wanted. In Batman & Catwoman Cash I have had the free spins feature 11 times... and only 1 time have I gotten the 25 free spins.....It really makes you think these picking games they throw in are just to play mind games with the player.
    21. Flatzem
      Yeah this latest batch had some topics other than all gambling related, but life is a gamble after all and when people get into relationships they are gambling with time invested, energy investment. But what about #256 and #267 how do you go about doing that? if you try then you don't get it, but if you don't try and just get lucky then you get 140x your deposit or 24x and deposit and as for #256 saying the casinos aint getting any penny back only if he stops playing at that casinos forever..
    22. Flatzem
      #256. BRAG: Someone said: I deposited 100 pounds end up winning 14,000....took the family on a massive spending spree and booked a holiday....the casino ain't getting a penny back #257. BRAG: Someone said: got lucky yesterday was €250 in and won €500 with my last €15 on lightning roulette #258. BRAG: Someone said: I once got 15 pinks garga on 1st spin on 0.20 cents bet right after a 10€ deposit #259. BRAG: Someone said: Made 500x yesterday at reactoonz #260. BEAT: Someone said: I lost €150 on mirrors last night with one poor bonus no luck #261. BRAG: Someone said: just popped a fiver to bet 20p's on cleo got free spins won £50 not too bad lol I don't gamble often #262. BEAT: Someone said: I love my wife, but she don't want children, so I have decided that my love to my wife is stronger than to get kids, but it's hard. #263. BRAG/BEAT: Someone said: I have cats they are like kids too, I have my own catering company and my girl is a chef too, so we decided cause we work like 60 hours a week per person not to have kiddos. cause we want to be there for em. #264. BRAG: Someone said: everyone who plays slots is down. Its a minus ev way to gamble. I do play poker online thou and have earned a lot over the years on that #265. BEAT: Someone said: Me and my ex were trying to have a baby. She got pregnant and I was the happiest dude alive. But she went and decided to have an abortion without even discussing it and telling me. I found 6 months in that she had the abortion so so sensitive topic now, no kids for me now. #266. BEAT: Someone said: one last thing about my girl, we have a baby she leaves my baby with her grandpa all day I work 12 hrs a day and when I get home there's nothing done , what is she doing all day??? #267. BRAG: Someone said: I won €1200 off a €50 deposit yesterday
    23. Flatzem
      @balotelliyou doing 600eur roulette spins? every spin same amount, watch this video I found recently of another degenerate doing roulette pins
    24. Flatzem
      if you lost the 400e deposit doing 25e spins, which could have been lost in a few minutes. what was going to be your next move? would you then deposit more and more and chase the loss. Also you saying that you can't do smaller bets on slots of say 50c or 1e it has to be 7.50e a spin or higher to enjoy slots.
    25. Flatzem
      Just cause cocopop is from Wales I am including this video in here that I found today, Tough pensioners in Wales it looks like it. Usually that channel has videos from South America or USA but this is the first time I seen them have one from Wales. (South Wales),
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