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    Flatzem

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    1. Flatzem
      this screenshot will make even johnny jealous, he has been trying to become a pro slot player for years. when you kept raising and raising your bets over how many days would you say you had been playing at that site and did you have any losing days as you went on your dream run or was it just a steady rise to the top until you realized that you had beaten the casino for so much that it was time to start withdrawing before you hit a half million or so. Also did you have one game in particular that you got to knew so well enough and that made you the most money and that you know how to beat that game. Any strategy that you used such as loading a slot and then giving it a number of spins and if it was playing well you kept raising and kept winning on it but if it is just not paying you were able to stay disciplined and leave it and try a different slot or same slot later time.
    2. Flatzem
      All the things that suck about playing slots in no particular order. #1. low paying features (especially after taking too many spins to trigger) #2. features taking too many spins to trigger #3. slot crashing requiring a player to reload the slot #4. slot providers not fixing bugs with their slots leading to #3 #5. slots that have visual/audio glitches #6. not able to turn off music on some slots (eg some BTG slots) #7. slots with irritating sounds/music. #8. losing money on slots (especially if it is a slot that was put on a ban list) #9. winning on a slot and not being happy about the win cause it could have been so much more if a different symbol landed somewhere etc. #10. not able to trigger a feature. #11. features that pay less than base game wins. #12. not always able to leave a dead cold slot and thus losing more on it than should #13. a slot suddenly switching from playing well to being dead cold like a switch went off and suddenly all good base game wins are gone and no chance of triggering a feature. #14. near misses if only a symbol was in a different position. #15. getting so many double scatters but just not able to get the 3rd or 4th (depending on slot played). #16. not getting any scatters as if they just disappeared from the reels. #17. lowering of slot RTP by some providers and casinos. #18. removal of some slots by providers. #19. a slot not being available on some sites. #20. bet size increments being too high. #21. not able to select numbers of lines on some slots. #22. horrible sound of novomatic slots as the reels comes to a stop, that thud sound. (worst sounding slot sounds ever) #23. dead spins, especially when they are consecutive, 5, 10, 15 or more. #24. spins that result in losses disguised as wins, they still make a nice sound as if it was a win but its really a loss. #25. 0x features, why program that result ? so disrespectful by the providers to allow that in especially when it says "congratulations you won 0.00" #26. slots that run too slow on older computers. (some won't run at all) (why not let the player turn off most/all of the animations? that was an adjustable setting on some slots in the past!) #27. slot playing takes time away from and interferes with other activities. so many better things to do than spending time and money on slots.
    3. Flatzem
      go see the bandits slots recent video where he was betting at up to £40 per spin and lost £60K for the session.
    4. Flatzem
      are you a multi millionaire or just larping ? where did this 1000 times more money come from?
    5. Flatzem
      people still doing the same, big wins, big losses. there was one recent one that caught my eye someone said they deposited 500e, won 5K eur, then kept going and lost it all, and then deposited another 500e and another 500e, so instead of being up 5K eur they ended up down 1.5K eur. the streamer told them to cash out next time. also several people were claiming they had Blue selected in the recent 8000x Bet on Crazy Time, strangely no one wanted to say they were on yellow or green, (those were 100x and 200x). The crazy time Multiplier was 10x and then it doubled 4 times for the blue. How tilting would it be to select green or yellow, those paid 100x and 200x and MISS out on the 8000x that blue had.... the difference is insane...... if you bet 40cents and got blue with 8000x you get 3200eur..... but if you selected green you get 100x to win only 40eur or 80eur with yellow... Those that selected yellow or green would go into a massive depression cause of this event...... if only there was only ONE flapper and no need to select a colour flapper before the spin..... that would prevent this tilt depression. People in chat were saying they selected a different colour and were ALREADY DEPRESSED. One player said: "I'm so depressed now, Chose yellow..." while team blue was going mental.. with multiple omg and yessss 487 players won $1,240,035 some of the big wins were $106,807, $94,787, $80,010, $53,403, $45,548, $31,112, $30,663, $30,365, $30,132, $27,485 and so on.... There was a possibility of 16000x on the wheel. There's a video on youtube I found of someone betting $0.40 and they won only $40 (1.70$ bet total and 40cents of it was on the crazy time)... still a 100x....tho...... but with added bonus of depression for a while. There was someone saying they didn't bet but they were saying they were still happy about it (cause they were witnessing it live I guess?)
    6. Flatzem
      didn't enable anything I should have looked into the paytable info about all that or read reviews thats what I get for not doing the research first.
    7. Flatzem
      Hotline 1 with all 30 paylines.
    8. Flatzem
      gave Hotline a shot cause of this forum , 185 spins at 30c stake.. RTP 55% , loss of 25e.. onto the ban list it goes.
    9. Flatzem
      @Johnnygotthebone what's your favourite slotting strategy at the moment that works best? what do you suggest? and best NetEnt slot currently ?
    10. Flatzem
      not able to compose new messages and also notifications are failing to load @ValDes
    11. Flatzem
      and when you don't win you just keep going and chase the losses depositing thousands, what happened to depositing 20 or 50 at a time, now you doing 500 or 1000 at a time or more.
    12. Flatzem
      so you were chasing your losses... and you doing it at 10CAD, 20CAD, 40CAD. insanity.
    13. Flatzem
      does this also mean you won't ever play at that same casino (BGO) cause of this bad experience?
    14. Flatzem
      when they give you the free spins what is the value per spin? such as for Twin Spin at 25c per spin I assume? so 3000 spins at 25c worth 750$ nice gifts still. even if you run at 60% RTP that is still 450$ free money. When did you find out that you could ask some casinos for thousands of free spins... and they actually give it to you to keep you as one of their VIP players.
    15. Flatzem
      did you know you were playing at a casino that only allows $2500 weekly withdrawals?
    16. Flatzem
      the 7.4k is his current balance, that doesn't include the amount that he has withdrawn which could be 120 times 2.5k so about 300K $$$
    17. Flatzem
      they just gave you a 500CAD bonus with 5x wagering, thats nice.
    18. Flatzem
      you have shown you are the champion of Koi Princess, Starburst, 6Appeal, Dazzle Me, Twin Spin, Gem Rocks, Pimped, Epic Ape, Buffalo Blitz, and I therefore ask you to try Buffalo Blitz II , cause if it's someone that is going to smash this slot and win HUGE on it it has to be you Johnny, our last hope to show that playtech have produced a real slot of the year contender and not just a pretender.
    19. Flatzem
      what's your average bet size on blackjack? and lowest bet size? do you play side bets?
    20. Flatzem
      so you're making truckloads of money from blackjack and they are just fine keeping you as their customer? why aren't they saying to you that you are too good and you can go play some other game? I've read about cases where people won 1000 quid at online live dealer blackjack and get banned and accused of card counting and yet here you are taking tens of thousands from the bookies on a weekly basis and they turn a blind eye, what is going on? what world is this...
    21. Flatzem
      After an experience like this it most likely means the player won't play there again and in this case the casino will lose that player, maybe if it was a smaller amount involved the casino would keep the player happy and retain them as a customer by paying out.
    22. Flatzem
      the streamer gets to play and attract sign ups via his link and then gets revenue share income/sign up bonuses. but in this case the streamer was transparent and that got him fired cause he couldn't live with himself trying to trick viewers that thought it was his own money.
    23. Flatzem
      when you want the base game multiplier to be activated they don't , and when they do sometimes they won't even raise the win above the stake you played..... raising a 0.02 return to 0.04 or to 0.08.... with a 0.20 stake.... all that for a delay of many seconds between spins.
    24. Flatzem
      Tried Buffalo Blitz II again today, it took 277 spins to trigger free spins that paid 9.2x,, (had one retrigger of extra 5 spins) (it cost 101.3x to get the free spins), closed the slot down immediately after the feature leaving it with a loss of 92.1x.. glad I was only playing it on min bet. First time I played it was over a week ago taking from it profit 35.5x in a hit and run 36 spins. thus overall combined the two session it took 313 spins, costing 65.8x to trigger the feature for a return of 9.2x .... meaning an overall loss of 56.6xBet, overall RTP 81.92% best base game win was 24x (twice, 1 in session #1 and 1 in session #2) what is appalling is that this slot has returns of as low as 2cents for a 20cent stake when you get 2OAK bears for example 10% return w.t.f. (loss disguised as a win) you won't even get that low with Bonanza. And they must have done something to the paytable cause in the original if you got several ways of bears 6OAK it would pay decent but in this version it pays rubbish about 10x.
    25. Flatzem
      @viviennewilks you staked £1.60 per spin, what was your balance at the time when you were doing this, cause for a £40 starting balance that is a high stake amount. Why weren't you doing something reasonable and sensible such as 20p or 40p.
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