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Flatzem888 replied to ValDes's topic in Trivia, Quiz Games & Non-Gambling Talk
There's that wonderful joke being passed around online: After our daughter of fifteen years of age was moved to tears by the speech of Greta Thunberg at the UN the other day, she became angry with our generation “who had been doing nothing for thirty years.” So, we decided to help her prevent what the girl on TV announced of “massive eradication and the disappearance of entire ecosystems.” We are now committed to give our daughter a future again, by doing our part to help cool the planet four degrees. From now on she will go to school on a bicycle, because driving her by car costs fuel, and fuel puts emissions into the atmosphere. Of course it will be winter soon and then she will want to go by bus, but only as long as it is a diesel bus. Somehow, that does not seem to be conducive to ‘helping the Climate’. Of course, she is now asking for an electric bicycle, but we have shown her the devastation caused to the areas of the planet as a result of mining for the extraction of Lithium and other minerals used to make batteries for electric bicycles, so she will be pedalling, or walking. Which will not harm her, or the planet. We used to cycle and walk to school too. Since the girl on TV demanded “we need to get rid of our dependency on fossil fuels” and our daughter agreed with her, we have disconnected the heat vent in her room. The temperature is now dropping to twelve degrees in the evening, and will drop below freezing in the winter, we have promised to buy her an extra sweater, hat, tights, gloves and a blanket. For the same reason we have decided that from now on she only takes a cold shower. She will wash her clothes by hand, with a wooden washboard, because the washing machine is simply a power consumer and since the dryer uses natural gas, she will hang her clothes on the clothes line to dry. Speaking of clothes, the ones that she currently has are all synthetic, so made from petroleum. Therefore on Monday, we will bring all her designer clothing to the second-hand shop. We have found an eco store where the only clothing they sell is made from undyed and unbleached linen, wool and jute. It shouldn’t matter that it looks good on her, or that she is going to be laughed at, dressing in colourless, bland clothes and without a wireless bra, but that is the price she has to pay for the benefit of The Climate. Cotton is out of the question, as it comes from distant lands and pesticides are used for it. Very bad for the environment. We just saw on her Instagram that she’s pretty angry with us. This was not our intention. From now on, at 7 p.m. we will turn off the WiFi and we will only switch it on again the next day after dinner for two hours. In this way we will save on electricity, so she is not bothered by electro-stress and will be totally isolated from the outside world. This way, she can concentrate solely on her homework. At eleven o’clock in the evening we will pull the breaker to shut the power off to her room, so she knows that dark is really dark. That will save a lot of CO2. She will no longer be participating in winter sports to ski lodges and resorts, nor will she be going on anymore vacations with us, because our vacation destinations are practically inaccessible by bicycle. Since our daughter fully agrees with the girl on TV that the CO2 emissions and footprints of her great-grandparents are to blame for ‘killing our planet’, what all this simply means, is that she also has to live like her great-grandparents and they never had a holiday, a car or even a bicycle. We haven’t talked about the carbon footprint of food yet. Zero CO2 footprint means no meat, no fish and no poultry, but also no meat substitutes that are based on soy (after all, that grows in farmers fields, that use machinery to harvest the beans, trucks to transport to the processing plants, where more energy is used, then trucked to the packaging/canning plants, and trucked once again to the stores) and also no imported food, because that has a negative ecological effect. And absolutely no chocolate from Africa, no coffee from South America and no tea from Asia. Only homegrown potatoes, vegetables and fruit that have been grown in local cold soil, because greenhouses run on boilers, piped in CO2 and artificial light. Apparently, these things are also bad for The Climate. We will teach her how to grow her own food. Bread is still possible, but butter, milk, cheese and yogurt, cottage cheese and cream come from cows and they emit CO2. No more margarine and no oils will be used for the frying pan, because that fat is palm oil from plantations in Borneo where rain forests first grew. No ice cream in the summer. No soft drinks and no energy drinks, as the bubbles are CO2. She wanted to lose some pounds, well, this will help her achieve that goal too. We will also ban all plastic, because it comes from chemical factories. Everything made of steel and aluminum must also be removed. Have you ever seen the amount of energy a blast furnace consumes or an aluminum smelter? Uber bad for the climate! We will replace her 9600 coil, memory foam pillow top mattress, with a jute bag filled with straw, with a horse hair pillow. And finally, she will no longer be using makeup, soap, shampoo, cream, lotion, conditioner, toothpaste and medication. Her sanitary napkins will be replaced with pads made of linen, that she can wash by hand, with her wooden washboard, just like her female ancestors did before climate change made her angry at us for destroying her future. In this way we will help her to do her part to prevent mass extinction, water levels rising and the disappearance of entire ecosystems. If she truly believes she wants to walk the talk of the girl on TV, she will gladly accept and happily embrace her new way of life. and finally... Greta is Veruca Salt “You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words, how dare you! and for that... I want an Oompa Loompa and I want it NOW!!” -
here is one maybe you haven't seen before. not just about online slots but slots in general. KaChing Pokie Slot Documentary why slots are addictive
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Mega slot wins - oh yes, it's possible!
Flatzem888 replied to ValDes's topic in Share your Winner Screenshots
That's very responsible of you to have some kind of gambool budget but if you blow the budget in the first week of the month (cause of say a bad run) then you have got 3 looong weeks of no gambool. That's gotta be tough. Do you at least do some kind of freerolls or playmoney mode, any free activity (watching streams or videos that have gambool content to give you something) at least to get you by till the end of the month?- 3565 replies
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Flatzem888 replied to ValDes's topic in Share your Winner Screenshots
why don't we have people include what it cost to get the winning screenshot, such as what they ended the day/session roughly overall P/L +/- thus people will get a more realistic view, I mean like this e.g "deposited a measly tenner and this Starburst win was during the session that turned into a 3K cashout ". Sometimes you might get people showing a bunch of winning screenshots and they will be honest and say that even tho those screenshots look real nice they ended up busting out by end of the bonus wagering. Speaking of unrealistic there's a French youtuber "Bidule" that does mainly blackjack/roulette videos and this guy puts only the winning bets into his videos so it looks like he is winning every single hand, but I am not even sure if he is using real money cause the amounts are so outrageous so likely he is a likely showman with fake money that the casinos lets him use.- 1434 replies
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Developing method for sports betting
Flatzem888 replied to Flatzem888's topic in Sports Betting - General Discussions
over the years this pattern has repeated countless of times; get a winning streak -> get a sense of having figured it all out -> over-confidence/egoboost -> clouded judgment -> ignore redflags/signs/not take them seriously -> loss.- 51 replies
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Flatzem888 replied to Flatzem888's topic in Sports Betting - General Discussions
The streak ended at 4 in a row, the small bet was a loss, there were some indicators why this bet wasn't going to win and thus why I was being held back from betting large on it, got saved by those. Everything needs to be lined up to go for the large bets and in this case some things weren't, will take into account what went on to improve things.- 51 replies
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So this year I have been working on a method for sports betting, with lots of work put into it (can't go into the details), some mistakes made here or there and improvements made during development and there. It's flexible and can be used on a wide variety of events but I prefer focusing it to a certain section for certain reasons. The last 4 bets have been successful going for a 5th, most of the bets have been kept less than 3 figs but if this next one goes successfully well it will for certain confirm a lot of things and I am also considering putting the method to work on 4 fig bets. So anyway I will come back here after the game to tell you how this bet went. If it wins, it is 5 wins in a row with this method, yes I will be a little disappointed that I didn't do a 4 fig bet but those 4 figs can wait there's plenty of opportunities. (5 of the last 7 predictions/bets have been correct) if this current bet wins it will be 6 of the last 8. Was considering doing 4 fig bets in the last few bets but for now keeping it less than that to make sure the method is good enough. If it doesn't win then the method needs more fine tuning. Come on 5 wins in a row!
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Any of those double up gambles (including with video poker) can be great if you pick correctly (usually let you gamble up to 5 times so 32x your initial amount, and can win you a lot but the risk is if you run badly then you could get tilted. You have a 50/50 chance (so take your time don't rush) so if you get into the groove, into a clairvoyant mode then sure but if you are picking the opposites then stay away it's not your day. I was at a club one time and seen one old guy using the gambles to win about 800. He was generous enough to give an old lady beggar a fiver (she had lost all her money on the slots and was going around begging others for money, then after she was given the fiver she was playing the slots again on onlya few lines per spin to make the money last, just to get her slot fix). Another time at another club I saw a Chinese couple pausing for long periods between the red/black gambles as they discussed between themselves on what the next colour is going to be. I asked them some questions about it what their highest amounts they gambled etc. Also does anyone remember that with video poker machines there were times when at pubs if you got royal flush you could get people to offer you the amount that you won and a little extra/or free beer so that they can then take over the machine and they can have a gamble feature go on it and double it or more.
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Mr Green Suspends Me After I Deposit £15,000
Flatzem888 replied to discoramia's topic in Ask Gamblers
I had a look at the mr green promo video at askgamblers and what do you know your 15K hostage complaint was shown in the video! what do you think about the overall video as it shows them in a positive light (except for the complaint section) but you would expect that from a promo video. -
Mr Green Suspends Me After I Deposit £15,000
Flatzem888 replied to discoramia's topic in Ask Gamblers
here's some reviews about Mr Green on trustpilot. currently there's 34 of 43 reviews that are bad. Nicholas P 4 reviews 1 star: Bad Sep 26, 2019 Thieves. Win two bets in a row and now my max stake is 0.56p Absolute jokes. No problem taking your money but wont let you win. Pathetic --- Tom 8 reviews 1 star: Bad Updated Aug 17, 2019 Had a couple of sports bets on the donkies to try out the sportsbook, one came in for nearly £1k profit, next day i tried to place another bet - already limited to less than £10 a bet, after 3 bets and 1 big win... jokers Also this is the 21st century, withdrawal fees are a pee take, considering i hit withdraw and within 10 mins its back in my bank account all done by the wonders of modern technology and visa direct... why u need to charge £10 to withdraw a £1000 when 99% of places will do it for free... I guess my experience of mr green is short and not very sweet, thanks for the £1k though --- -
Reactoonz is high variance not good for bonus wagering unless you're a streamer.
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Mr Green Suspends Me After I Deposit £15,000
Flatzem888 replied to discoramia's topic in Ask Gamblers
Bundesliga bets: 14 rounds played this season, 20 remain. Season Finishing Position: Borussia Dortmund (Top 4) stake: 455, odds: 1.10, pot.payout: 500.50 notes: currently sit in 3rd on GD 14, PTS 26. Oddschecker has it currently at 1/8 (1.125. --- Season Finishing Position Wolfsburg (Top 10) stake 261, odds: 1.15, pot.payout: 300.15 notes: currently sit in 9th on GD 1, PTS 20. Oddschecker has it currently at ? (?). --- Season Finishing Position: RB Leipzig (Top 4) stake: 333, odds: 1.50, pot.payout: 499.50 notes: currently sit in 2nd on GD 23, PTS 30. Oddschecker has it currently at 1/12 (1.08). --- Season Finishing Position: Bayer Leverkusen (Top 4) stake: 333, odds: 1.50, pot.payout: 499.50 notes: currently sit in 6th on GD 4, PTS 25. Oddschecker has it currently at 6/4 (2.50). --- Season Finishing Position: Bayer Leverkusen (Top 6) stake: 417, odds: 1.20, pot.payout: 500.40 notes: currently sit in 6th on GD 4, PTS 25. Oddschecker has it currently at ? (?). --- Season Finishing Position: FC Bayern München (Winner) stake: 1538.50, odds: 1.30, pot.payout: 2000.05 notes: currently sit in 7th on GD 15, PTS 24. (7 points behind the lead) Oddschecker has it currently at around the 1/2 (1.50). --- other bets: Season Finishing Position: AJAX (Winner) in Netherlands - Eredivisie stake: 666, odds: 1.65, pot.payout: 1098.90 notes: currently sit in 1st on GD 38, PTS 41. (3 points ahead of 2nd) Oddschecker has it currently at around the ? (?). --- To score most goals in the competition: Lionel Messi (Winner)(Spanish La Liga) stake 313, odds 1.60, pot.payout 500.80 notes: currently (1st) on 12 goals, 1 ahead of 2nd place. Oddschecker has Messi at 2/9 (1.22) --- Season Finishing Position: Napoli (Top 4) (Serie A) stake: 441, odds: 1.14, pot.payout: 502.74 notes: currently sit in 7th on GD 5, PTS 21. (8 points behind 4th)(15 matches played) Oddschecker has it currently at 21/20 (2.05). --- Season Finishing Position: Juventus (Winner) (Serie A) stake: 689.80, odds: 1.45, pot.payout: 1000.21 notes: currently sit in 2nd on GD 11, PTS 36. (2 points behind the lead) Oddschecker has it currently at around the 1/2 (1.50). --- To score most goals in the competition: Kylian MBAPPE (Winner)(French, Ligue 1) stake 357.22, odds 1.40, pot.payout 500.11 notes: currently (6th) on 7 goals, 4 behind the leader Wissam BEN YEDDER. Oddschecker has Mbappe at ? (?). -
Mr Green Suspends Me After I Deposit £15,000
Flatzem888 replied to discoramia's topic in Ask Gamblers
tried to goto Mr Greens sports betting page to check current prices and I get this Error 1020 • 2019-12-07 20:50:12 UTC Access denied What happened? This website is using a security service to protect itself from online attacks. -
Can you sell your car/cars if you have any and get the legal action started or get a quick loan to pay for the legal action, maybe even an interest free loan from relatives.
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Mr Green Suspends Me After I Deposit £15,000
Flatzem888 replied to discoramia's topic in Ask Gamblers
Looking only at the Premier League bets he made which of these according to you are likely to win, unlikely to win so far 15 matches have been played, 23 to go Sheffield Utd to be relegated (stake 399.50, odds 1.67, pot.payout 600.37) notes: currently sit in 9th on GD 2, PTS 19, the bottom 3 teams Southampton 18th GD -16, PTS 15, Norwhich City 19th, GD -16, PTS 11, Watford 20th, GD -21, PTS 8. Oddschecker has Sheffield Utd relegation at around 7/1 (8.0) or 8/1 (9.0) Season finishing position: Tottenham (top 4) stake 319, odds 1.57, pot.payout 500.83 notes: currently sit in 8th, on GD 2, PTS 20.. 9 points behind 4th place. Oddschecker has Tottenham Top 4 at around 2/1 (3.0) to score most goals in the competition: Sergio Aguero, stake 100, odds 7.00, pot.payout 700 notes: currently (tied 4th) on 9 goals, 5 behind the leader Jamie Vardy 14 goals Oddschecker has Sergio Aguero at around 8/1 (9.0) to score most goals in the competition, Harry Kane, stake 100, odds 5.50, pot.payout 550 notes: currently (10th place) has 7 goals, 7 behind the leader Jamie Vardy 14 goals Oddschecker has Harry Kane at around 4/1 (5.0) or 5/1 (6.0) number of goals scored by the player in the competition, Mohamed Salah, Under 21.5, stake 243, odds 1.65, pot.payout 400.95 notes: currently has 6 goals. to be relegated Yes (winner) Brighton & Hove Albion stake 82.16, odds 2.80, pot.payout 230.05 notes: currently sit in 12th, on GD -4, PTS 18.. 3 points ahead of 18th place. Oddschecker has Brighton at around 8/1 (9.0). Season finishing position: Manchester City (winner), stake 1334, odds 1.50, pot.payout 2001 notes: currently in 3rd place, GD 26, PTS 32 (11 PTS behind the leader Liverpool that has 43 PTS) Oddschecker has Manchester City at 7/1 (8.0) while Liverpool is 5/18 (1.27) -
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Flatzem888 replied to discoramia's topic in Ask Gamblers
Looked at the screenshots and the seasons will conclude at mid May of next year, thats for Premier League and Bundesliga. -
Some players like the challenge of beating the wagering requirements and gives them more playtime.
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Withdrawal of funds at PlayOJO Casino
Flatzem888 replied to Clairecamb00's topic in Online Slot Discussions
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Mobile VS Desktop/Laptop (Which Do You Choose)
Flatzem888 replied to Feeshmon's topic in Casinos General
All gaming prefer on desktop/laptop, never done any on mobile/tablet........ I know some people will say mobile gaming is the way and the future and if I recall it was Johnny (the inventor of the Proven System™) who once said that he plays slots (obviously on autoplay) on mobile by sealing the mobile inside a plastic bag (maybe a sandwich bag?) and swimming some laps. Yes taking the mobile with you into the pool. But hey it's protected by a plastic bag barrier tho. Also countless of major jackpots have been won by players sitting on the toilet while playing on their mobile or sitting in their bathtub, at least thats what the casinos have said.) There have been some cases of players accidentally betting too much with mobile/tablet cause of some issues with the buttons getting stuck or sensitivity of the phone or tablet. -
Johnny's proven system seems to work, how can they not when he stated that he has a RTP of 115% on Starburst after thousands of $10 spins. That's amazing.
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they were slightly concerned with your behavior, they saw you were being desperate for cashback and bonuses. and to ask such a question about if you were in control of your gambling it was probably obvious to them that you were not in control but they just had to ask you. The high rollers is whom the casinos get most of their income from so they will keep them on the hook for as long as they can with such sweet deals such as cashbacks and gifts and more and even give you your own VIP manager that shows how much they care about you and that you could phone up and they will arrange to make many things happen such as tickets to some sporting event or some other shows.
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Say you ever tried Super Flip... ? Not played it myself but it has 96.53% RTP. Medium variance. Seen some nice screenshots on this forum of what this game is capable of.
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Why didn't you stay with Unibet where you had such awesome luck? Why the switch. Some sites can be unlucky for some players while other sites lucky. 85% is bad especially if its after many thousands of spins (and thousands of euros/sek/pounds wagered it should have been close to that 96%. But as they say for some reason on some site a player may have rtp for a slot in the 80s and another site it will be high 90's or profit. RNG and luck and all those factors mixed. Here is something I found about super flip and it's rtp: Also, something that has to be mentioned is that the Super Flip casino slot game has a 96.53% RTP, which is an excellent return-to-player-percentage. Conclusion Super Flip game is full of some really exciting features and with gameplay, so fun you can't resist to try and play it! When you noticed strange changes such as missing symbols did you not at some point consider to stop playing it and perhaps try another game instead or different site . I can understand when players are tilted they will not take advice that is coming to them and will continue playing regardless. Very important for players to not allow themselves get tilted cause that is a recipe for disaster which can involve chasing losses during a session, it clouds decision making and usually won't stop until the balance is gone or you get just slightly into profitland. Those big wins certainly would have fried your brain and then it wouldn't seem like real money anymore and just going through the motion of clicking to get more dopamine hits until its gone. Chips at the table or numbers on the screen can never be the same as physical cash or gold/silver coins. So casinos take advantage of the chips/virtual chips/numbers on screen. Did you do drugs during your super flip career or was it after it ended.
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Flatzem888 replied to ValDes's topic in Share your Winner Screenshots
you must be really crushing this game this year, have you gotten back your last years losses on this game yet or at least close to it? I suppose you test it out for a 100 spins if it's playing reasonably you keep going and up the stakes and if not you try again later. Better than playing a cold slot and upping stakes no matter what. Which is what sends players broke cause they don't play sensibly by setting certain rules.- 9679 replies
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