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  1. What's the world coming to when more and more women are ending up sad, lonely and unhappy these days, there's many things to blame for this but I am seriously considering investing in cat food companies and wine companies. Even with the existence of tinder and bumble those are just places for the pump and dump, and then you have the sugar babies and sugar daddies where rich men spend about 3K+ a month to meet some college/uni student once a week while paying for all her expenses. So even if some guy is dating a college/uni girl she can be meeting other guys on the side that are her sugar daddies.
  2. 1. congrats on managing to turn 75e into 5200e that is a lot of talent/luck you have/had there. That was all on slots? 2. were there any terms/conditions mentioned anywhere prior to starting to use the 75e cash back. Usually if its a bonus then there will be some conditions attached. 3. they could have made it max 250e cashout if they wanted to so 750e is still better than nothing and perhaps they wanted to limit the cost of retaining you as a customer. 4. ask them for some set of rules they have for cashbacks if they have any at all.. 5. reason for trying to leave SpicySpins was it cause you had lost many thousands of euros on their slots?
  3. no more relapses, (I must make sure to keep the screen covered/and sound off when doing any free promo spins/free no deposit bonus) I didn't do that most recently and combined with the poor return from the free promo spins pushed me over to relapse. The 3 relapses that I have had since I started this thread have cost a total of 546.51e ... (208e {24/11}, 299e {25/11}, 39.51e {20/12}) enough is enough.
  4. EXCLUSIVE: Crown Casino exposed. S.E.X trafficking, drugs, money laundering | 60 Minutes Australia this is from 4 months ago but still interesting to see how some casinos operate. among the many shocking revelations it also mentions how the Chinese high rollers would lose around $10 million dollars in just 15 minutes in some cases. (that would probably be on super high stakes baccarat).
  5. RELAPSED ! I really thought I was done with slots for good but the barrage of free promo spins and free bonuses and a very poor payout caused me to have a relapse today, (it was mostly the poor payout from the 25 free promo spins) I had been offered 25 promo spins (previously it was 50 tho) and this time I could use it on a slot I hadn't played before (AOTG: Epic Troy {TRTP 96.45%}) so I thought I will just play the free spins and be done with it but after the free promo spins were done I was so disgusted/disappointed with the slot that it had only given a 18.6% RTP, 0.93 return of 5e staked, without any features seen so then after taking some time to think I relapsed and used my own cash to spin on the slot at the lowest stake cause I had no confidence in the slot so 20cent spins only, goal was to just get any feature and be done with it or so I thought. so on 6th spin (using cash) I get a 2.02e win base game hit (10.1xBet), that would end up being the highest base game win of the entire 354 spin session! on 11th spin (using cash) I get a free spin feature (landing 3 golden shields to trigger it) it paid a total of 1.76e (8.8xBet) disappointing! could have stopped here but I wanted to see if there is any potential of this slot so played on. was +1.88e at this point, RTP 185.45% (while using cash) on 24th spin (using cash) I get a 2nd free spin feature (landing 3 golden shields to trigger it) it paid just 0.50 (2.5xBet) very disappointing! but still played on. Could not believe this slot was giving such ***** features. was +0.18e at this point, RTP 103.75% (while using cash) on 119th spin (using cash) I get a 3rd free spin feature (landing 3 golden shields to trigger it) it paid just 0.30 (1.5xBet) super disappointing! but still played on! there was a respin feature I wanted to see get triggered! was -14.34e at this point, RTP 39.75% (while using cash) on 188th spin (using cash) I get a 4th free spin feature (landing 3 golden shields to trigger it) it paid just 0.80 (4xBet) again disappointing! but still played on! still wanted to see that respin feature get triggered! I was convinced the design was faulty for it to tease so many times for the respin feature (you need to land two stacks of the same premium symbol) was -23.99e at this point, RTP 36.20% (while using cash) on 329th spin (using cash) I get the respin feature (landing the paris respins) it paid 4.00 (20xBet) disappointing! now that I had seen all the features I was finally done with this horrible slot, how is this slot a 96.45% RTP (includes 0.99% for the JP) During the session there were multiple jackpots going off to random lucky players 285e, 188e, 297e, 232e, as well as the extra power of 3394e went off too. at end of the session was -39.51e, RTP 39.95% (staked 65.80e)(while using cash). if including the 25 free promo spins then its a result of -43.58e , total staked 70.80e, RTP 38.44%. had I not relapsed and left it at end of the 25 promo spins would have been up 0.93e but at end of the relapse result was -38.58e thus relapse cost was 39.51e. some mind boggling session stats: there were 252 dead spins (about 71%) during the 354 spins (18/25 in promo spins and 234/329 in paid spins) there were 74 losses disguised as wins (about 21%) during the 354 spins. (6/25 in promo spins and 68/329 in paid spins) total of 326 losing spins of 354 (92%). <- that's crazy! (24/25 in promo spins and 302/329 in paid spins) total of just 28 winning spins (7.9%). <- super low! (1/25 in promo spins and 27/329 in paid spins) longest streak of losing spins was 42 ! <- how can this be legal? (during those 42 spins a drop of 7.73e, RTP 7.98%) longest streak of dead spins was 13. This is another lame playtake release. My advice is to stay away from it. Clearly one of playtechs worst releases. They should be ashamed. P.S. after being robbed like that, I regained my composure and settled into a blackjack session and was able to recoup the slot loss plus some extra.
  6. yes very poor advert and they managed to even be included in the mr green casino review at askgamblers by having the 15K hostage complaint show up at 2:35 !
  7. what I find strange is how big the gap is between the 1 and 0 in the 710.76 pic.
  8. In case anyone missed this story here it is https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7796451/Jobless-father-30-won-3-75m-gambling-website-claiming-benefits.html reading through the comments found this: shefski, glasgow, United Kingdom, 2 days ago There is no way anyone can win that kind of money on a gambling site. --- Sinful, Sheffield, United Kingdom, 2 days ago 60 quid on a betting site while claiming benefits?? --- Metallurgist, Washington UK, United Kingdom, 2 days ago Only the jobless can afford to gamble. --- Dinah-1, Colchester, 2 days ago How can someone on benefits afford to splurge 60 gambling. I know I can't on my pension. --- TishTash, Manc, Western Sahara, 2 days ago They've bought five cars and a quad bike. Shame you cannot buy class, or brains. --- GeoffRich, London, United Kingdom, 2 days ago 3k a month ???? why as a home carer am i on 240 a month then ? --- Eileen, lillestrom, 2 days ago Maybe his wife will let him get a hair transplant or a toupee at least!
  9. that's great news, any thoughts of having other football bets for the rest of the season with other sportsbooks obviously?
  10. For thousands of British thoroughbreds that are too old, too slow, too injured or not good enough jumpers, the end is brutal: a bullet through the temple or a m.e.t.a.l bolt into the side of the brain. Then their carcasses are l.o.a.d.e.d on to freezer lorries and driven to France, where their flesh is sold as gourmet meat. Most of the animals, which could live on average more than 30 years, are killed before their fifth birthday.
  11. When I used to play slots (now I don't except for the occasional free promo/loyalty spins/free bonuses), but back when I used to on both landbased and online I would sometimes get into sessions where I would use the gamble feature at even the higher stakes, it's so good when you do a successful gamble or two or three but the pain of a loss is quite bad too (I would stay away from the quadruple), a few years ago there was a time I was playing Agent Jane Blonde had my bet raised to 1.80e and got a feature during which I had 3 retriggers and it paid 86xBet, at the time I was down a fair bit during the session so I had the idea to use gamble feature and attempt to double it went for it and doubled it I think with black. turned it into a 172xBet payout and shot into profitland. The gamble feature is fair 50/50, there was a case at some club where this player kept betting on the same colour and kept winning and the club tried to claim that it was a malfunction and that the machine was not being random on the gambles, dunno how the case ended up or if it was really a malfunction. But it is possible to get many reds or blacks in a row so anything is possible just like in roulette.
  12. While global warming/climate change alarmists rail against it, carbon dioxide is actually the "gas of life," without which life on earth would perish. Driessen explains in detail where carbon dioxide comes from, why it spurs plant growth, how it fights pollution, and its many other benefits. "Eliminate CO 2, and plants would shrivel and die. So would lake and ocean algae or phytoplankton, grasses, kelp and other water plants. After that, animal and human life would disappear. Even reducing carbon dioxide levels too much – sending it back to pre-industrial levels, for example – would have terrible consequences for crops, other plants, animals and humans.” “Carbon dioxide performs as many miracles for our planet as antibiotics and immunizations have for mankind. That is an amazing feat for a colorless, odorless, tasteless gas that represents just 0.04 percent of our atmosphere: the equivalent of just 40 cents out of $1,000 or 1.4 inches on a football field!” https://www.cfact.org/2013/08/19/carbon-dioxide-the-gas-of-life/
  13. There's that wonderful joke being passed around online: After our daughter of fifteen years of age was moved to tears by the speech of Greta Thunberg at the UN the other day, she became angry with our generation “who had been doing nothing for thirty years.” So, we decided to help her prevent what the girl on TV announced of “massive eradication and the disappearance of entire ecosystems.” We are now committed to give our daughter a future again, by doing our part to help cool the planet four degrees. From now on she will go to school on a bicycle, because driving her by car costs fuel, and fuel puts emissions into the atmosphere. Of course it will be winter soon and then she will want to go by bus, but only as long as it is a diesel bus. Somehow, that does not seem to be conducive to ‘helping the Climate’. Of course, she is now asking for an electric bicycle, but we have shown her the devastation caused to the areas of the planet as a result of mining for the extraction of Lithium and other minerals used to make batteries for electric bicycles, so she will be pedalling, or walking. Which will not harm her, or the planet. We used to cycle and walk to school too. Since the girl on TV demanded “we need to get rid of our dependency on fossil fuels” and our daughter agreed with her, we have disconnected the heat vent in her room. The temperature is now dropping to twelve degrees in the evening, and will drop below freezing in the winter, we have promised to buy her an extra sweater, hat, tights, gloves and a blanket. For the same reason we have decided that from now on she only takes a cold shower. She will wash her clothes by hand, with a wooden washboard, because the washing machine is simply a power consumer and since the dryer uses natural gas, she will hang her clothes on the clothes line to dry. Speaking of clothes, the ones that she currently has are all synthetic, so made from petroleum. Therefore on Monday, we will bring all her designer clothing to the second-hand shop. We have found an eco store where the only clothing they sell is made from undyed and unbleached linen, wool and jute. It shouldn’t matter that it looks good on her, or that she is going to be laughed at, dressing in colourless, bland clothes and without a wireless bra, but that is the price she has to pay for the benefit of The Climate. Cotton is out of the question, as it comes from distant lands and pesticides are used for it. Very bad for the environment. We just saw on her Instagram that she’s pretty angry with us. This was not our intention. From now on, at 7 p.m. we will turn off the WiFi and we will only switch it on again the next day after dinner for two hours. In this way we will save on electricity, so she is not bothered by electro-stress and will be totally isolated from the outside world. This way, she can concentrate solely on her homework. At eleven o’clock in the evening we will pull the breaker to shut the power off to her room, so she knows that dark is really dark. That will save a lot of CO2. She will no longer be participating in winter sports to ski lodges and resorts, nor will she be going on anymore vacations with us, because our vacation destinations are practically inaccessible by bicycle. Since our daughter fully agrees with the girl on TV that the CO2 emissions and footprints of her great-grandparents are to blame for ‘killing our planet’, what all this simply means, is that she also has to live like her great-grandparents and they never had a holiday, a car or even a bicycle. We haven’t talked about the carbon footprint of food yet. Zero CO2 footprint means no meat, no fish and no poultry, but also no meat substitutes that are based on soy (after all, that grows in farmers fields, that use machinery to harvest the beans, trucks to transport to the processing plants, where more energy is used, then trucked to the packaging/canning plants, and trucked once again to the stores) and also no imported food, because that has a negative ecological effect. And absolutely no chocolate from Africa, no coffee from South America and no tea from Asia. Only homegrown potatoes, vegetables and fruit that have been grown in local cold soil, because greenhouses run on boilers, piped in CO2 and artificial light. Apparently, these things are also bad for The Climate. We will teach her how to grow her own food. Bread is still possible, but butter, milk, cheese and yogurt, cottage cheese and cream come from cows and they emit CO2. No more margarine and no oils will be used for the frying pan, because that fat is palm oil from plantations in Borneo where rain forests first grew. No ice cream in the summer. No soft drinks and no energy drinks, as the bubbles are CO2. She wanted to lose some pounds, well, this will help her achieve that goal too. We will also ban all plastic, because it comes from chemical factories. Everything made of steel and aluminum must also be removed. Have you ever seen the amount of energy a blast furnace consumes or an aluminum smelter? Uber bad for the climate! We will replace her 9600 coil, memory foam pillow top mattress, with a jute bag filled with straw, with a horse hair pillow. And finally, she will no longer be using makeup, soap, shampoo, cream, lotion, conditioner, toothpaste and medication. Her sanitary napkins will be replaced with pads made of linen, that she can wash by hand, with her wooden washboard, just like her female ancestors did before climate change made her angry at us for destroying her future. In this way we will help her to do her part to prevent mass extinction, water levels rising and the disappearance of entire ecosystems. If she truly believes she wants to walk the talk of the girl on TV, she will gladly accept and happily embrace her new way of life. and finally... Greta is Veruca Salt “You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words, how dare you! and for that... I want an Oompa Loompa and I want it NOW!!”
  14. here is one maybe you haven't seen before. not just about online slots but slots in general. KaChing Pokie Slot Documentary why slots are addictive
  15. That's very responsible of you to have some kind of gambool budget but if you blow the budget in the first week of the month (cause of say a bad run) then you have got 3 looong weeks of no gambool. That's gotta be tough. Do you at least do some kind of freerolls or playmoney mode, any free activity (watching streams or videos that have gambool content to give you something) at least to get you by till the end of the month?
  16. why don't we have people include what it cost to get the winning screenshot, such as what they ended the day/session roughly overall P/L +/- thus people will get a more realistic view, I mean like this e.g "deposited a measly tenner and this Starburst win was during the session that turned into a 3K cashout ". Sometimes you might get people showing a bunch of winning screenshots and they will be honest and say that even tho those screenshots look real nice they ended up busting out by end of the bonus wagering. Speaking of unrealistic there's a French youtuber "Bidule" that does mainly blackjack/roulette videos and this guy puts only the winning bets into his videos so it looks like he is winning every single hand, but I am not even sure if he is using real money cause the amounts are so outrageous so likely he is a likely showman with fake money that the casinos lets him use.
  17. over the years this pattern has repeated countless of times; get a winning streak -> get a sense of having figured it all out -> over-confidence/egoboost -> clouded judgment -> ignore redflags/signs/not take them seriously -> loss.
  18. The streak ended at 4 in a row, the small bet was a loss, there were some indicators why this bet wasn't going to win and thus why I was being held back from betting large on it, got saved by those. Everything needs to be lined up to go for the large bets and in this case some things weren't, will take into account what went on to improve things.
  19. So this year I have been working on a method for sports betting, with lots of work put into it (can't go into the details), some mistakes made here or there and improvements made during development and there. It's flexible and can be used on a wide variety of events but I prefer focusing it to a certain section for certain reasons. The last 4 bets have been successful going for a 5th, most of the bets have been kept less than 3 figs but if this next one goes successfully well it will for certain confirm a lot of things and I am also considering putting the method to work on 4 fig bets. So anyway I will come back here after the game to tell you how this bet went. If it wins, it is 5 wins in a row with this method, yes I will be a little disappointed that I didn't do a 4 fig bet but those 4 figs can wait there's plenty of opportunities. (5 of the last 7 predictions/bets have been correct) if this current bet wins it will be 6 of the last 8. Was considering doing 4 fig bets in the last few bets but for now keeping it less than that to make sure the method is good enough. If it doesn't win then the method needs more fine tuning. Come on 5 wins in a row!
  20. Any of those double up gambles (including with video poker) can be great if you pick correctly (usually let you gamble up to 5 times so 32x your initial amount, and can win you a lot but the risk is if you run badly then you could get tilted. You have a 50/50 chance (so take your time don't rush) so if you get into the groove, into a clairvoyant mode then sure but if you are picking the opposites then stay away it's not your day. I was at a club one time and seen one old guy using the gambles to win about 800. He was generous enough to give an old lady beggar a fiver (she had lost all her money on the slots and was going around begging others for money, then after she was given the fiver she was playing the slots again on onlya few lines per spin to make the money last, just to get her slot fix). Another time at another club I saw a Chinese couple pausing for long periods between the red/black gambles as they discussed between themselves on what the next colour is going to be. I asked them some questions about it what their highest amounts they gambled etc. Also does anyone remember that with video poker machines there were times when at pubs if you got royal flush you could get people to offer you the amount that you won and a little extra/or free beer so that they can then take over the machine and they can have a gamble feature go on it and double it or more.
  21. it's standard but not always enforced
  22. I had a look at the mr green promo video at askgamblers and what do you know your 15K hostage complaint was shown in the video! what do you think about the overall video as it shows them in a positive light (except for the complaint section) but you would expect that from a promo video.
  23. here's some reviews about Mr Green on trustpilot. currently there's 34 of 43 reviews that are bad. Nicholas P 4 reviews 1 star: Bad Sep 26, 2019 Thieves. Win two bets in a row and now my max stake is 0.56p Absolute jokes. No problem taking your money but wont let you win. Pathetic --- Tom 8 reviews 1 star: Bad Updated Aug 17, 2019 Had a couple of sports bets on the donkies to try out the sportsbook, one came in for nearly £1k profit, next day i tried to place another bet - already limited to less than £10 a bet, after 3 bets and 1 big win... jokers Also this is the 21st century, withdrawal fees are a pee take, considering i hit withdraw and within 10 mins its back in my bank account all done by the wonders of modern technology and visa direct... why u need to charge £10 to withdraw a £1000 when 99% of places will do it for free... I guess my experience of mr green is short and not very sweet, thanks for the £1k though ---
  24. Reactoonz is high variance not good for bonus wagering unless you're a streamer.
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