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here is the real book of lies, and who is that in the hat...

so in other words this is really the Book of Lies

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one thing I noticed if its not giving you any bonus teases, then its best to leave it and play it later.. and there's plenty of dead spins with this slot. the 18 spins I did in the recent session, 16 of them were dead and one spin was 1.5x (spin #13) .. the double scatter tease was on spin #7... then it landed the 3 scatters on spin #18.

if you just keep getting less than 20x per spin then you can be spinning for dozens of spins.... but eventually the damn sticky wilds appear everywhere and it stops the fun. my 140.5x Bonus lasted 9 spins... there were 11 sticky wilds at end of it. (3 on reel 2, 2 on reel 3, 4 on reel 4, 2 on reel 5).... if only it was a 5 big spin bonus...... that would have paid I estimate about 450x or more... cause after spin 9 , all those sticky wilds would have been paying about 75x+ or 100x per spin or more. Spin 9 paid 72x..

can you believe 60 million plays have been done in first 2 months? Big Spin Bonus is a medium-volatility game with a return to player (RTP) rate of 95%, aimed at the casual online casino player. some more info on it: Topping the Slots Charts, Big Spin Bonus has racked up a whopping 60 million plays within the first two months of launch and is spinning its way to becoming one of Inspired’s best performing titles and player-favourite slot. Combining the elements of a classic fruit slot with a unique bonus mechanic, Big Spin Bonus is a descendant of Inspired’s successful hit, Big Bonus. With 50 win-lines and a 6×4 reel configuration, Big Spin Bonus offers players a fun and engaging iGaming experience. The Player is awarded between 1 and 5 Big Win Spins via the game’s Pick Me feature. A Big Win Spin is a win of 20x or more. During Free Spins, sticky wilds will build up increasing the chance of a Big Win. The player will aim to have as many of the sticky wilds accumulated before using up their Win Spins. Key Info: Volatility: Medium RTP: 95% Reels: 6×4 Lines: 50 Min bet: 20p Max bet: £20 Max Win: £250,000

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and there's also a video (July 8, 2021) of someone getting 1 big spin, (other choices were 2 and 3) this paid 68.2x just seen a youtube video (July 20, 2021)) of someone getting 220.4x (they picked 3 big spins, other choices were 2 and 4) another one is a video from (July 30, 2021), someone gets 2 big spins, (other choices were 2 and 5), this paid 159.5x another one is a video from (August 11, 2021), someone gets 1 big spin, (other choices were 1 and 3), this paid 74.2x (same channel as the July 30 video) there's also someones video (July 14, 2021) (in fun mode play) getting 1 big spin (other choices were 1 and 3), this paid 89.1x

most of the slots you mentioned have given me only losses. let's see this year after playing a slot that was mentioned and doomed by cocopop, here is how it went in order; I really think you should be testing them out in real money first and then tell us about how it went for you before encouraging us to play them. Just take a look at these. Mega Moolah -14.80 EUR, RTP 48.52% 18/05/21 Dazzle Me Megaways -34.98 EUR, RTP 53.73% 03/06/21 Gonzo's Quest Megaways -26.96 EUR, RTP 40.09% 24/06/21 Starburst Xtreme -14.84 EUR, RTP 61.55% 18/07/21 Gemix 2 -8.92 EUR, RTP 30.31% 22/07/21 Thunderstruck Wild Lightning -25.72 EUR, RTP 68.40% 01/08/21 Game of Thrones Power Stacks -18.85 EUR, RTP 76.90% 20/08/21 one exception was Gordon's Kitchen slot, first sesh on it +15.55 EUR, RTP 212.68% 20/06/21 but 2nd sesh -32.46 EUR, RTP 62% 28/06/21 & 3rd and final sesh -19.64 EUR RTP 22% 02/08/21 I won't be doing any more real money play on slots that get mentioned or made slot of the week. Someone else can do that perhaps cocopop. Then when it gets a good mark then I might consider it.

has anyone tried this Big Spin Bonus slot? It is a follow up to the Big Bonus slot. I have had 3 features on the Big Spin Bonus and all 3 times it gave me 1 Big Spin. Features have paid 58.4x (taking 162 spins), then it took 106 spins for the next feature paying 71.7x and then 76 spins for the 3rd feature paying 140.5x. (these were overal several sessions) Wondering if anyone else out there has given this slot a go and had more than 1 Big Spin when picking. can award up to 5 big spins.

the two megaways I played today during todays session were just trash. Monsters of Rock Megaways (132 spins, RTP 43%) and then Piggy Riches Megaways (99 spins, RTP 47%) . That Piggy Riches Megaways has now been 658 spins since previous feature on it. Monsters of Rock Megaways is by Storm Gaming do they even know how to make a slot? Bonanza is miles better than this boring trash and I don't even play Bonanza anymore. Basegame on a megaways should be about 65%+ RTP not this 43% bo.llo.ck.s and Piggy is being greedy now with 47% RTP base. Actually the last 658 spins on the piggy.. has given a base RTP of 63%. Slot designers should know players won't stay on a slot when it's giving the player a ~45% RTP in the base, make it 70% or higher and will stay on it.

Drive Multiplier Mayhem has finally given me a feature and paid just 35.3x (not even a worthy screenshot) on 11th spin in todays session (overall it took a total of 688 spins). All spins were at 0.30 stake.. thus RTP is now at 67.10% for a loss of 226x. It goes on the do not play list and stay there.

tried out Monsters of Rock Megaways, gotta be one of the worst megaways. 132 spins, 43% RTP (down 75.15x), best base win 4x. It is an achievement to get your stake back. as getting a 1x in the base is rare. Most spins are dead or loss disguised as win. Had a pick me bonus on on spin 87 and it paid 10x (that was the highest of the 3 possible choices) the other possibles were 3x and 2x.

I thought about it tho cause I had been using the bet raising strategy recently on other slots (after 100/200/300 spins etc) some slots let you start on 0.10 then goto 0.20, 0.30, 0.50.. I just didn't implement it this time. Overall not a good slot to use the bet raising on anyway. So many better other slots out there.

gave it a try (flat betting 0.20 stake) and on spin #149 Free Spins feature paid 46x (down 59.1x), then on spin #228 got the Link & Win feature paid 13x (down 81.65x), then on spin #305 another Link & Win feature paid 28x (down 75.95x), then on spin #309 another Link & Win feature paid 43x (down 36.2x) played another 99 spins without anymore features. Total spins 408, Overall down 94.25x, RTP 76.90% highest base win 15.7x. fun fact: If I had raised the stake after 300 spins to 0.40 stake then it would have been a profitable session by +5.51 at end of 309 spins. but flat betting on min bet meant at end of 309 spins it was down by -7.24 (down 36.2x). trying to win on slots just flat betting is quite tough tho.

oh come on be brave try in real money mode (min bet).

these are my lifetime megaways records and some of those would have been over several sessions before the feature was triggered. Some games are better than others in giving base wins to keep you going until the feature is triggered.

most number of spins it took me to hit a feature on these megaways. Bonanza Megaways: 1679 (2nd most 1658) Diamond Mine Megaways: 1509 Beetlejuice Megaways: 953 (2nd most 530) Royal Mint Megaways: 875 (2nd most 588) WWTBAM Megaways: 550 (2nd most 466)(and another is currently 661 and counting)

lowering the RTP to make the slots like land based is such a rip off and greed. Las Vegas casinos are required to have an RTP of 75% or greater. Pokies (Slots) in Australia must have a payout percentage (Also known as RTP or Return to Player) of 87% or higher. (85% in QLD). New Zealand, RTP is a minimum of 85% up to 93% for land-based slots.

how many thousands of spins you think you have done on that game? For me it's been no 5 scatters or wild lines or extra 5 spins... I am also in that club of not having a 5 scatter or wild line but haven't done that many thousands of spins on it. Last year got close, 6 spins remaining and needed a wild on reel 5 to make a wild line but blardy Billy didn't show up. (3 spins left they put a useless wild on middle of reel 4). Still paid 803xBet. I have probably done around 10K spins on the game lifetime plus some thousands of spins in funmode which had no 5 scatters/no wild line and no extra 5 spins.. And over 1200 spins on Who's the Bride with NO wild line or 5 scatters or extra 5 spins. (had a couple of features where had chances to get the 5 extra spins, only 7 features on it so far).

but you had something rarer than a DOA wild line and thats a jackpot on Pink Panther... by the way that Pink Panther slot is missing has it been removed from all casinos or what happened to it not seen it for ages.

what no mention of jammin' jars? after all the times you had 1000x+ wins on it?

if it wasn't for blardy bonanza I'd be almost in profit on megaways

I have been considering of doing these methods of starting a slot on min bet and then after 100 spins increasing it and then after 200 spins increasing it but depending on how it is going in those 100 and 200 spins, for megaways slots as you know they can have an average 400 spins to trigger a feature but when you have some slots that are pretty solid and consistent to return around 100x for the feature then this can be a good method to use. Only thing that would suck if you start on the min bet and trigger the feature on the min bet in the first 100 spins before you get a chance to raise the bet. So you would be hoping then not to hit the feature in the firs 100 spins or 200 spins. updated: went to check my megaways stats and shows me that they have averaged 369.49 spins per feature. update: but if I exclude Bonanza then average would be at 303.21 spins per feature...

do you change your stakes on DOA1 depending on how its playing and or how many thousands of spins since a wildline/5 scatters ?