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Hi daaaaarlings
 
 
I'm BACK from London and two conferences, LAC and ICE, Totally Gaming!!
My time was simply amazing and I had so much fun, great meetings and great moments, as always on the conferences! Wish every day of my life is like a big conference hahaha!
 
BUT, the best part of our trip was an award winning moment!
As you know, we were shortlisted and this year, we won it again - Best Casino Affiliate is AskGamblers.com!!
 
This is our third award in this category, beside one in 2010. and second in 2012., but I haven't been there to get up on that stage, pick it up and raise it up!! SO EXCITING!!!
 
I won't be modest, so I'll say that I expected this award, because we did so many things in the year behind us:
 
Launched new AskGamblers, re-designed, more user friendly and more functioning   Launched mobile optimised AG site Sorted out our casino blacklist Started making infographics Added many new casinos in our database Launched 24/7 Live chat support Involved Certificate of Trust Doubled up our team  
Here are some photos of us, with this precious glass award statue
 

 
 
 

now something else than DOA
 

Aaaaah! A refreshing change of nice screenshots from my Asian friend!
Congrats and well done mate!

now something else than DOA
 

the movie was hilarious
Kristen Wiig is beautiful and funny!

Oh wow! I can't wait till it's out!
I hope the bonus rounds would have the same name as their big hits : Welcome to the jungle, Paradise City

Have you all seen the comedy film Bridesmaids?
 

 
MICROGAMING have signed a licensing agreement with Universal Pictures to produce a slot based on the Bridesmaids film.
 
Microgaming say "Fans of Bridesmaids can now look forward to reliving the film’s hilarious moments in Microgaming’s online slot, due for launch summer 2015. It will be a five reel, multi-level bonus game, available online and via the browser of mobile devices, featuring all the main characters, as well as side-splitting clips from the movie."
 
No previews of the slot yet but I think it's going to be really girly...I can't wait to see it. Let's hope Microgaming up their game with this slot

Hello again everyone
 
Just thought you would all like to see Net Ents next release! Its due out on the 23rd February but I expect it will be in casinos like Betsafe a lot sooner - its called Steam Tower.
 
Its is inspired by the 19th century’s Victorian era and industrial design, the Steam Tower and Net Ent say it will take you on a captivating journey while enjoying an innovating extra feature in which you will climb a tower. You have one mission - to save the princess.
 
Expect free spins, a complete new feature that will make you climb towers to reach the top floor to save the princess while enjoying a very lucrative top floor bonus and a x7 Multiplier. Steam Tower has 5-reels, 3-rows, and is a minimum 15-bet line.
 
Heres a sneaky preview
 

Take me down to the NetEnt city,
where the games are hot and the features are pretty...

Oh wow! I can't wait till it's out!
I hope the bonus rounds would have the same name as their big hits : Welcome to the jungle, Paradise City

Oh wow! I can't wait till it's out!
I hope the bonus rounds would have the same name as their big hits : Welcome to the jungle, Paradise City

It is indeed the best video slot soundtrack ever althou I really love the soundtrack from video slot Kiss also

I sincerely believe this is the best ever video slot soundtrack!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf0AGiWyu7k

Good moevening everybody!
 
How is your day today?
Mine is going a-okay!
Yesterday the blues went away
When nice wins came my way!
So have a look and drool away!
 
 
This is now a real favourite of mine...Ra!...Ra!...Ra!

 

 

 

 
 
The free spins are harder to get than Book Of Ra...but here are two...

 

 
 
Nice...very nice...right?   But that's not the end of it...yet...hehehe
 
Where I missed seeing it coming...twice...at Buck & Butler...I didn't missed it this time at Casumo.
Too excited and too ready to go, I missed getting all the important logos! Hahahaha.

 
Aaaand...worse still...I missed getting the 5th BLARDY outlaw in the free spins!
Ooooops...I mean...I couldn't get the 5th Wild on a payline...hehehe.

 
 
 
 
 
 

Oh man don't complain unless you have my luck on that right now sooooo bad! I got free spins on it at least 12 times yesterday and the best it could win me was just over 100x! I actually hate DOA so much right now. And love jatb again!  oh and my luck has turned around a bit on poker too this is 5/10cent omaha had him the entire way! This is what we call a cooler he was close just NOT close enough in fact you could say having flush meant he was how you say STUFFED! Oh boy that is rough!

I had mentioned earlier in Chit Chat that I will be on the road on 22nd Jan...but...I lost over $500 at Buck & Butler playing DOA...which got me so uptight...that I cancelled the trip. I'm never in the mood for driving long distances when I'm angry or uptight. 
 
What I'm complaining about is...when I was playing with bigger bets, I lost...
when I was playing with smaller peanut bets, I won!
But that's just normal right? So why am I complaining??? 
Because...overall...I won...that's why!!! 
I wouldn't be complaining if I had lost...would I???!!! 
 
Now...now...don't skip my story just to see my screenshot below...puh-leeeease!
 
I had spent the whole day and night playing DOA with $0.45, $0.90, $1.35, and occasionally with $1.80 bets. That's why I lost a lot. But why did I do that...play with bigger bets? Because in one of the bonus games, none of the outlaws came onto the reels...just as it was in one of my earlier big win. So I figured, heeeey...possibly a big win is on the way here...just as it did the last time some months ago. So...I started playing with $0.90, $1.35 and even $1.80 bets. But....the blardy big win didn't come! 
 
But just now, I gave another go on DOA...
before I decide I must really go away.
Another $100 to Buck & Butler's tray...
yeah...that certainly made Buck & Butler's day!
Because my $600 had to fly away... 
 
I was giving DOA many many 1 finger salute...
for spinning and spinning with nothing good...
Then out of the blue, 3 scatters came...
Oh my...oh geeeees...what a game! 
 

 
10 blardy outlaws and ONLY 1 payline???!!! What The Aaaargh!!!
Yeah...yeah...won a lot...yet complaining a lot...   
 

Still an amazing winning combination!

I wish this combination has happened during the Amber feature! Still an impressive one though...
 

Ladies and getlemen, he's finally back
Happy to hear from you again my friend! I'm sorry for your lost and I hope you'll find your happiness very soon here with your AG family. One thing for sure thou, we cannot afford to lose our best Fruit Warp player

Ladies and getlemen, he's finally back
Happy to hear from you again my friend! I'm sorry for your lost and I hope you'll find your happiness very soon here with your AG family. One thing for sure thou, we cannot afford to lose our best Fruit Warp player

HOLA EVERYONE!!!     
 
Shattered into a zillion pieces...then slowly reforming back like the Terminator cyborg...only to get lost in a very thick Amazon-like jungle...all alone...eating whatever food I could find...fighting the wilderness, loneliness, lioness and whatever 'ness' (but no nurse...)...creeping, crawling with tears flowing...until I finally found a clearing out of the thick jungle...and back to civilization...
 
Badly battered, bruised all over and deeply scarred inside, this lone survivor is not about to give up...not then...not now...not ever! Over a week of indescribable harrowing pain and sorrow, I am slowly regaining my old self...and today, I could finally make myself reappear after missing in action for a while. Anybody missed Rambo? Hehehehe. 
 
Well...I may need a little bit more of healing time before I can start jumping about like Wonky Wabbit again...but the sun is beginning to shine again...even though it's just darkness outside now...but I'm not ready for bed! Hehehe.
 
To all my dear darlings, my dear mates, my fellow AG friends...thank you so so much for all your earlier condolences and good wishes. I am now all alone...but I still have a good family...AG...and I'm now back home!

There are a few good RTG casinos but there are too many bad ones and that's why I never ever play RTG casinos ever again.

RTG casinos are in my bad books because they never made free play versions of their games readily available for me to review them back in the day (by back in the day I mean last year!). I'm not a fan of their layouts either. Feel a bit cheap. Interesting reading other people's views on them.