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    aanyawllms

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      Hobby

      aanyawllms posted a topic in Expired Bonuses

      What is your hobby? What would you like to do in your free time?
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      Hungary
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      A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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      France
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      Cambodia
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      Online bingo is really full of fun and interesting. When ever I play bingo I forgot all of my worries and all tension disappears.
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      smartphones bingo is the best site I ever played on
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      This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, 'Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes...'
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      Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the ***** table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed... The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
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      Problem Holidays A man visits his GP (family doctor) and says, “Every time I go on holiday, my wife gets pregnant. Went to France and she got pregnant. Went to Ireland and she got pregnant a second time. Went to Spain and she got pregnant a third time.” The doctor is a bit surprised and says, “Have you thought of using some protection to avoid this?” The man replies, “No, but I’ve been thinking that maybe next time I should take her with me.”
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      In your suggestion, which poker room is the best?
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      Hi guys, Please tell me how to play SNG tournament?
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      Why do they call it the restroom? Is there anybody just resting in this room?
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      you got to see this its really funny
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      Dad asking his 3 yrs son You like brother baby or sister baby ? Son: I Like Your Sister's baby !!:-) Rocking Genaration...........☺
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      Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
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      School Kid: Why are some of your hair white mom? Mom: Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me unhappy, one of my hair turns white. Funny Kid thought for a moment, and then said, "Mamma, how come *all* of grandma’s hair are white?”
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      Museum Watchman: That's a 500 year old statue you have broken. Funny Sharma: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
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      I believe Brazil is the unsurpassed team here
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      A Very Funny beautiful girl was a college student. Once Very Funny Girl comes late to class. Teacher: Why are you late? Very Funny Girl : One boy was following me, sir. Teacher: So, What? Very Funny Girl : That boy was walking very slow.
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      Sardar Ji to Laloo: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Laloo rushed home angrily. After half an hour, he came back and slapped the Sardarji. Laloo said: You fool, he is not my friend.
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      Fred is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?" Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women that I have wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them." His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother." A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?" With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much." The friend said, "Then what's the problem?" Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her."
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