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Somewhere...on the ground... "Afi...Afi...where have you been?" "It's 2 months now since you were last seen!" Dead silence...no answer... Somewhere...up in the clouds... "Where am I? Who are you?" "They call me TLC...and so can you" "Oh! You're not the one who sang 'No Scrub' right?" "No...no...that can't be you...that's another TLC...all-female band" "Up here I do my own rapping...with Thunder Lightning and Clouds" "Aaaah...okay...no wonder they call you TLC!" "But who are 'they'?" "You can't see them...not yet anyway!" "Aaaah??? Oh geeees...okaaay...whatever that means..." "So...why am I up here?" "You're up here cos you're finished down there" "Whaaaat?! I'm finished down there?! What do you mean?" "Your mission has ended...all your privileges have been taken away...so there's no reason to stay" "DAMN!!! No wonder everything started breaking apart on me...one by one!" "Up here, you better watch your language, boy!" "you don't wanna get zapped by a bolt of lightning do you?" "Whaaat? Oh my gawd! Must be your lightning hah!" "TLC Sir...I'm not young...as you can see...so can you please NOT call me 'boy'...please?" "Trying to be funny hah?! Okaaay...as you please...'old boy'!" Loud thunderous sounds suddenly burst out...it was TLC...he had burst out laughing! People down there heard loud thunder...and expected rain to fall soon. "I brought you up here cos you can help them out with their daily chores" "OH FU* ......" Luckily...I remembered in time...managed to end the word...just as a loud buzzing sound was heard... A split second longer...that word came out...and I'll be Afi Fried Chicken!!! I saw TLC looking at me...his eyes WIDE OPENED...then he sniggled...and soft thunder was heard. "What? So you prefer to be down there? With no privileges? With nothing? With just your bal.....uumph!" TLC almost broke his own rule!!! I wondered how he would looked like after being struck by his own lightning! "Yes...yes...TLC Sir! Even with just my two 'whatever', I still would like to be down there...and remain down there" "If you don't mind Sir...please...please...Sir?" TLC looked at me...up...down...then up...and down again... "Okaaaay...oooold boooy...this time I'll let you go" "I'll send you back..." "Oh...thank you TLC Siiiiiiir!" A ray of light came down from the clouds...like a lightning bolt...but it wasn't a lightning bolt... Ssss-pppp-laaaaaaat....I landed flat on my back...in muddy river soil...what the heck! I slowly got up...looked up at the clouds...and a loud thunder broke out. "Very funny TLC!" as I looked up. "Oooooh?...would you prefer I start over again and land you on a highway?" Another loud thunder was heard. Geeeeees...thank god that TLC has got a good sense of humour!!! And thank god Afi is back...and still has his old sense of humour too! Hehehe. Afi