Me: i need to claim: [iNSERT LINK HERE]
Me: i made account like i was told, not it told me to contact you.
Helen: No worries, I will be here for you, and I will check everything for you
Me: thanks
Helen: Just checked, and I can see that your account has been automatically locked by our system, Scott
Me: locked?
Thank you for using our live chat service. Your current chat session has now ended
You are now chatting with Helen
Me: what happend?
Helen: Welcome back, Scott, lost you back there for a second
Me: why did you close chat?
Me: ohh no worrys
Me: you mentioned my account was locked, what does that mean?
Helen: You will receive via e-mail a new account, in the shortest time possible,
Me: im sorry
Me: i dont knwo what you mean
Helen: Your account has been locked, since you selected a wrong currency
Me: i didnt select wrong currecny
Me: my moneybookers is in USD
Helen: The accepted currency in Australia is AUD, and I can see that you have selected USD as currency,
Me: all my online trading and activity is in USD
Helen: Nevertheless, our system only allows AUD as currency for players from Australia
Me: ok so what happens now? they will email me instructions on how to make a new account?
[6 min later]
Me: so what happens now?
[7 min later]
[...i almost gave up]
Helen: In a few moments, your new account will be ready, and then you can make your first deposit here with us, and a huge 100% bonus and 50 free spins on Thunderstruck II !
Me: no, look
Me: I have a no deposit bonus of free spins i linked you the url [LINK URL AGAIN]
Me: it says no coupon necessary just contact support.
[wait another large amount of time maybe 4-7min]
Helen: Our systems also detected that your account shares similarities with multiple accounts, Scott
Helen: And we can only issue the free sign up bonus once per Person / Household / Shared Computer Environment
Me: Thats not possible i only have 1 email and thats what i registered this with.
Helen: However, I can assure you that this amazing bonus will boost your chances to score a huge win here with us
Me: you are wrong
Me: how can we correct this?
Helen: I could do something very special, and add your free sign up bonus on top of your first deposit bonus,
Me: stop fucken trying to sell me junk and get to the root of the problem, being you trying everything in your power to refuse me the bonus im entitled to, i have made it clear you are wrong, its not possible for me to have another account with similarities... care to elaborate or actually do your job instead of trying to constantly up-sell me junk while im trying to sort out our current problem, why would i deposit with you when you cant even stick to a simple promotion and use strange tactics to try and make me deposit.
Obviosuly they do everything they can to insure they dont have to give any bonus, i have never had a account here, i only joined this "comunity" of "no deposit players" 2 days ago.... Its simply not possible, so i know they are full of ***** here in this instance.