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zaina

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  1. A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky.

     

    The Englishman was glad to have a drink.

    "Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink."

     

    The Englishman drank gratefully.

     

    "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman.

    "Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone."

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