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peterjohns

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    peterjohns got a reaction from partyhummel in Haha thread   
    Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
    The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
     
    One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
     
    "You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
     
    The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
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    peterjohns got a reaction from Luciana in Funny Videos   
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    peterjohns got a reaction from Luciana in How to add avatar?   
    Quick Links - Edit Your Profile - Edit Avatar
     
    You can use any image from your computer.
     
    I hope It will help you.
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    peterjohns got a reaction from Luciana in Haha thread   
    Teacher: What happened in 1869?
     
    Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born.
     
    Teacher: What happened in 1873?
     
    Student: Gandhi was four years old.
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    peterjohns got a reaction from Luciana in Haha thread   
    Husband: Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner.
     
    Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I can't cook meal.
     
    Funny Husband: I know all that.
     
    Wife: Then why did you invite the friend?
     
    Funny Husband: Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.
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    peterjohns got a reaction from Luciana in Haha thread   
    A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
    B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.
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