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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the ***** table. A very
attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
 
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly
departed...
 
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

Yes, I am using twitter
 
https://twitter.com/#!/michealsmith616

this time I won

this time I won

I shell tell you a really cool trick of PC. try it on your PC and tell me about it
 
1. Open Notepad
 
2. Type the following line in notepad:
...
... CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I love you"
 
3. Save file as computer_gender.vbs
 
4. Run the file.
If you hear a male voice, your pc is a boy
 
If you hear a female voice, your pc is a girl...try it guyz.......!!! its amazing

School Kid: Why are some of your hair white mom?
 
Mom: Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me unhappy, one of my hair turns white.
 
Funny Kid thought for a moment, and then said, "Mamma, how come *all* of grandma’s hair are white?”

Sardar Ji to Laloo: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
 
Laloo rushed home angrily.
 
After half an hour, he came back and slapped the Sardarji.
 
Laloo said: You fool, he is not my friend.